Mecha-Lord Robo-English
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1 AM ALREADY HERE. BEEP.
ALS0 UNRELATEDLY. WHERE M1GHT A R0B0T ACQU1RE CL0CKW0RK MAJYYKS.
F0R THE REC0RD, 1 REMA1N THE SUPER10R L0RD ENGL1SH. BECAUSE 1 AM METAL AND N0T FLESH.
So I'm pretty sure all the other ones are just bone??
1 HAVE BEEN BAN1SHED. NEXT T1ME. NEEEEEXT T1111111ME.
Don't make me have to chase you down to some rando's slumber party again. You want to tussle? Share the location; I'm there.
F1NALLY. AN 0PP0RTUN1TY T0 STUDY FLESHL1NG WEAKNESSES 1N PERS0N.
1 HAVE F1NALLY MANAGED T0 MAKE 1TCHYB0T ST0P RUNN1NG 1NT0 WALLS. PR0GRESS 0N MY FELTB0T ARMY 1S CLEARLY G01NG WELL.
S0L1D DEFENSE PR0BE UPGRADE: 1NSTALLAT10N C0MPLETE STR1PED M1SS1LE UPGRADE: 1NSTALLAT10N C0MPLETE GUN HAND TRANSF0RMAT10N UPGRADE: 1NSTALLAT10N C0MPLETE 1 AM ALREADY SUPER10R
L00K1NG F0R ANY SELLERS WH0 HAVE PARTS AND MATER1ALS CAPABLE 0F REPL1CAT1NG SPAT10TEMP0RAL LEPRECHAUN P0WERS 1N MECHAN1CAL BE1NGS. Y0U W1LL BE PA1D F0R Y0UR SERV1CES AND 1 W1LL DEF1N1TELY N0T MUG Y0U F0R THEM.
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THE M1SS1LES HAVE BEEN 1NSTALLED. UPGRADES ARE G01NG WELL.
MY REPA1RS 0F THE DAMAGE LEFT AFTER MY C0NFR0NTAT10N W1TH FATHER ARE NEARLY C0MPLETE. UPGRADES W1LL BEG1N S00N. THEN HE’LL SEE. 0H, HE’LL SEE.
1 AM AN EM0T10NLESS, SUPER10R R0B0T. EXCEPT F0R HATE. WH1CH 1 HAVE LEARNED EVEN M0RE AB0UT THANKS T0 FATHER T0N1GHT.
REP0RTS THAT 1 HAD MY ASS K1CKED BY FATHER AT #ER1DANWEEK AND AM CURRENTLY P1NNED T0 THE GR0UND W1TH A SW0RD 1N MY CHEST ARE CLEARLY FALSEH00DS 1 MEANT T0 L0SE. T0 KN0W WHAT UPGRADES 1 NEEDED. THAT’S ALL.
#CRUC1FYFATHERT00 #ER1DANWEEK
#FREETHEDR0NES #T0SERVEME
1 DEMAND BL00D. AND DEATH 0F 0RGAN1CS. 1F TH1S D0ESN’T P1CK UP FAST 1 W1LL START A K1LL1NG SPREE. #ER1DANWEEK
THE T1ME HAS C0ME T0 WATCH THE AQUAT1C MEATSACK #GETT1NGNA1LED.
HA! F00L1SH 0RGAN1CS, TRY1NG T0 HURT MY SUPER10R MECHAN1CAL BRA1N W1TH Y0UR S1TE 0UTAGE! THE J0KE 1S 0N Y0U, BECAUSE 1 1NSTALLED A PATCH!
#1MC0M1NG T0 #ER1DANWEEK. BE AFRA1D, BEEFPE0PLE. BE AFRA1D.
SO....... ik other u like kills^2 ppl & stuff but would u ever consider doing some kinda nonlethal hit job
F1RST Y0U MUST SPEC1FY WHAT THAT J0B W0ULD BE. AND WHAT 1 W0ULD GET 0UT 0F 1T, AND WHY 1 W0ULD WANT THAT EN0UGH T0 N0T JUST 1GN0RE Y0U AND HUNT Y0U D0WN.
C0NSTRUCT10N 0F THE FELTB0TS HAS BEGUN. 1TCHYB0T KEEPS RUNN1NG 1NT0 A WALL AND SMASH1NG H1MSELF 1NT0 P1ECES. 1 CANN0T TELL 1F D0ZEB0T 1S 0NL1NE 0R N0T. ADJUSTMENTS MAY NEED T0 BE MADE.
G0REGLE H0W T0 MAKE APP SHUTD0WNS N0T HURT. N0 N0T CH1TTR G0REGLE ST0P TYP1NG CEASE TYP1NG N0.
THERE WAS A SP1DER 1N FELT WAREH0USE. 1 MEAN MANS10N 2.0. 1 CRUSHED 1T BENEATH MY MECHAN1CAL PEG LEG. 0NE 0RGAN1C D0WN.
Come home buddy weve got a big cup of oil waiting for you! <3
congrats! but spiders tend to make organics unhappy. maybe spare it next time?
1 D0 N0T NEED Y0UR P1TY SCRAPS. Y0U CAN JUST TAKE 01L FR0M THE GAS STAT10NS. 1T’S FREE.