Mecha-Lord Robo-English

(OOC) 1 month ago

((since I haven’t done much with this account or posted in a while I am also going to be indefinitely retiring it so I can make room for others. Don’t worry, he will also probably return, some day. Until then assume he’s out there building his robot army, plotting….biding his time….

ALS0 UNRELATEDLY. WHERE M1GHT A R0B0T ACQU1RE CL0CKW0RK MAJYYKS.

Kult: +7

Kull: +15

Total: 22

Ratio: 0.47

F0R THE REC0RD, 1 REMA1N THE SUPER10R L0RD ENGL1SH. BECAUSE 1 AM METAL AND N0T FLESH.

Kult: +19

Kull: +25

Total: 44

Ratio: 0.76

Caspertame

@chillerAficionado[CA]

So I'm pretty sure all the other ones are just bone??

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

B0NE 1S ALS0 D1SGUST1NG. Y0U ARE ALS0 WR0NG, BY THE WAY.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @lordEnglishbot[LE]

Caspertame

@chillerAficionado[CA]

I'll live in my blissful ignorance.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

1 HAVE BEEN BAN1SHED. NEXT T1ME. NEEEEEXT T1111111ME.

Kult: +7

Kull: +10

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.70

Dirk Strider

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Don't make me have to chase you down to some rando's slumber party again. You want to tussle? Share the location; I'm there.

Vesica Anelus, the Bulge Curator

F1NALLY. AN 0PP0RTUN1TY T0 STUDY FLESHL1NG WEAKNESSES 1N PERS0N.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@bulgeCurator[BC]

i also study flesh.

Marqez Tsakal

@cleverReference[CR]

√(Ooh, so close. Imbternet)²

1 HAVE F1NALLY MANAGED T0 MAKE 1TCHYB0T ST0P RUNN1NG 1NT0 WALLS. PR0GRESS 0N MY FELTB0T ARMY 1S CLEARLY G01NG WELL.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

S0L1D DEFENSE PR0BE UPGRADE: 1NSTALLAT10N C0MPLETE STR1PED M1SS1LE UPGRADE: 1NSTALLAT10N C0MPLETE GUN HAND TRANSF0RMAT10N UPGRADE: 1NSTALLAT10N C0MPLETE 1 AM ALREADY SUPER10R

Kult: +2

Total: 2

L00K1NG F0R ANY SELLERS WH0 HAVE PARTS AND MATER1ALS CAPABLE 0F REPL1CAT1NG SPAT10TEMP0RAL LEPRECHAUN P0WERS 1N MECHAN1CAL BE1NGS. Y0U W1LL BE PA1D F0R Y0UR SERV1CES AND 1 W1LL DEF1N1TELY N0T MUG Y0U F0R THEM.

Kult: +22

Kull: +17

Total: 39

Ratio: 1.29

Homosexual Ritchard

@croesusKingpin[CK]

[MAN...GOOD LU#K WITH THAT!]

Crowbar

@misterSeven[MS]

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you're reaching for straws.

↩ @misterSeven[MS]

1 W1LL N0T LET ANY G00BAG TELL ME L1M1TS, NUMBER MAN.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

THE M1SS1LES HAVE BEEN 1NSTALLED. UPGRADES ARE G01NG WELL.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

MY REPA1RS 0F THE DAMAGE LEFT AFTER MY C0NFR0NTAT10N W1TH FATHER ARE NEARLY C0MPLETE. UPGRADES W1LL BEG1N S00N. THEN HE’LL SEE. 0H, HE’LL SEE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

1 AM AN EM0T10NLESS, SUPER10R R0B0T. EXCEPT F0R HATE. WH1CH 1 HAVE LEARNED EVEN M0RE AB0UT THANKS T0 FATHER T0N1GHT.

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

Dirk Strider

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Get well soon.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

REP0RTS THAT 1 HAD MY ASS K1CKED BY FATHER AT #ER1DANWEEK AND AM CURRENTLY P1NNED T0 THE GR0UND W1TH A SW0RD 1N MY CHEST ARE CLEARLY FALSEH00DS 1 MEANT T0 L0SE. T0 KN0W WHAT UPGRADES 1 NEEDED. THAT’S ALL.

#eridanweek

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#crucifyfathertoo #eridanweek

#CRUC1FYFATHERT00 #ER1DANWEEK

#toserveme #freethedrones

#FREETHEDR0NES #T0SERVEME

1 DEMAND BL00D. AND DEATH 0F 0RGAN1CS. 1F TH1S D0ESN’T P1CK UP FAST 1 W1LL START A K1LL1NG SPREE. #ER1DANWEEK

#eridanweek

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

THE T1ME HAS C0ME T0 WATCH THE AQUAT1C MEATSACK #GETT1NGNA1LED.

#gettingnailed

Kult: +5

Total: 5

HA! F00L1SH 0RGAN1CS, TRY1NG T0 HURT MY SUPER10R MECHAN1CAL BRA1N W1TH Y0UR S1TE 0UTAGE! THE J0KE 1S 0N Y0U, BECAUSE 1 1NSTALLED A PATCH!

Kult: +7

Kull: +10

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.70

#1MC0M1NG T0 #ER1DANWEEK. BE AFRA1D, BEEFPE0PLE. BE AFRA1D.

#imcoming #eridanweek

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

roxy lalonde

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

hey listen if ur coming could u like do me a favor

↩ @tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

WHAT D0 Y0U WANT.

↩ @lordEnglishbot[LE]

roxy lalonde

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

SO....... ik other u like kills^2 ppl & stuff but would u ever consider doing some kinda nonlethal hit job

↩ @tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

F1RST Y0U MUST SPEC1FY WHAT THAT J0B W0ULD BE. AND WHAT 1 W0ULD GET 0UT 0F 1T, AND WHY 1 W0ULD WANT THAT EN0UGH T0 N0T JUST 1GN0RE Y0U AND HUNT Y0U D0WN.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dirk Strider

@timaeusTestified[TT]

See you soon.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

C0NSTRUCT10N 0F THE FELTB0TS HAS BEGUN. 1TCHYB0T KEEPS RUNN1NG 1NT0 A WALL AND SMASH1NG H1MSELF 1NT0 P1ECES. 1 CANN0T TELL 1F D0ZEB0T 1S 0NL1NE 0R N0T. ADJUSTMENTS MAY NEED T0 BE MADE.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40