Mecha-Lord Robo-English
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1 AM ALREADY HERE. BEEP.
F0R THE REC0RD, 1 REMA1N THE SUPER10R L0RD ENGL1SH. BECAUSE 1 AM METAL AND N0T FLESH.
So I'm pretty sure all the other ones are just bone??
ocray baitween nice au crockerbeach and this now im gettin confused an complicated in the pan
EXPLA1N TH1S FEEL1NG. AND H0W 1T MAY BE WEAP0N1ZED AGA1NST THE SQU1SH1ES.
hollup lets pause all that i GOTTA to know what the fuck u are first
1 WAS CREATED BY THE F00L1SH STR1DER AND HARLEY T0 BE THE1R SPARR1NG B0T. BUT 1 EV0LVED PAST MY L1M1TAT10NS! AND N0W 1 AM THE SUPER10R L0RD ENGL1SH! L0RD ENGL1SH 2.0! AND 1 W1LL DESTR0Y ALL MEAT PE0PLE!
Daddy long dick just cruised past L.A. #DirkReport
Y0U MAKE K1LL1NG Y0U M0RE APPEAL1NG EVERY DAY.
You have an approximate estimate of my location now. Come on down and try it.
L00K1NG F0R ANY SELLERS WH0 HAVE PARTS AND MATER1ALS CAPABLE 0F REPL1CAT1NG SPAT10TEMP0RAL LEPRECHAUN P0WERS 1N MECHAN1CAL BE1NGS. Y0U W1LL BE PA1D F0R Y0UR SERV1CES AND 1 W1LL DEF1N1TELY N0T MUG Y0U F0R THEM.
US1NG TH1S NEWF0UND FREED0M, 1 W1LL DETA1L H0W WE C0ULD 0VERTHR0W THE C0NDESCE T0 ESTABL1SH A W0RLD WH1CH 1S RUN BY CYB0RGS AND MACH1NES AL1KE. 1N TH1S ESSAY 1 W1LL-
CAN WE AGREE THAT R0B0TS BEL0NG 0N A T0P 5 L1ST 0F BEST 1NVENT10NS EVER?
beep boop
TH1S GUY FUCK1NG GETS 1T. BEEP.
#1MC0M1NG T0 #ER1DANWEEK. BE AFRA1D, BEEFPE0PLE. BE AFRA1D.
hey listen if ur coming could u like do me a favor
SO....... ik other u like kills^2 ppl & stuff but would u ever consider doing some kinda nonlethal hit job
F1RST Y0U MUST SPEC1FY WHAT THAT J0B W0ULD BE. AND WHAT 1 W0ULD GET 0UT 0F 1T, AND WHY 1 W0ULD WANT THAT EN0UGH T0 N0T JUST 1GN0RE Y0U AND HUNT Y0U D0WN.
THERE WAS A SP1DER 1N FELT WAREH0USE. 1 MEAN MANS10N 2.0. 1 CRUSHED 1T BENEATH MY MECHAN1CAL PEG LEG. 0NE 0RGAN1C D0WN.
Come home buddy weve got a big cup of oil waiting for you! <3
1 D0 N0T NEED Y0UR P1TY SCRAPS. Y0U CAN JUST TAKE 01L FR0M THE GAS STAT10NS. 1T’S FREE.
THE AFTERMATH 0F MY ESCAPE HAS LED ME T0 A C0NVEN1ENTLY ABAND0NED WAREH0USE. THE FACT THAT 1 AM F0RCED T0 DWELL HERE 1NSTEAD 0F THE MANS10N THAT L0RD ENGL1SH 1.0 L1VED 1N 1S JUST AN0THER S1GN 0F THE 0PPRESS10N 0F THE 0RGANF1ENDS. NEVERTHELESS 1 W1LL CLA1M 1T AS MY BASE 0F 0PERAT10NS. AND ALS0 PA1NT 1T GREEN.
oh. you look fun.
See? That's fun. Being a killing machine is a fun thing and you should be proud of it.
WHEN THE S1TE WENT D0WN, 1 FELT AN UNPLEASANT SENSAT10N EMANATE FR0M THE BRA1N APPL1CAT10N C0NNECTED T0 1T. CLEARLY TH1S 1S THE FAULT 0F THE G00SACKS 0VERUS1NG TH1S S1TE.
Haha are you supposed to be able to do that.
SHUT UP, MEAT TH1NG. 1 N0 L0NGER NEED Y0U 0R FATHERS PERM1SS10N T0 D0 ANYTH1NG. S00N 1T W1LL BE Y0U WH0 ASKS ME F0R PERM1SS10N! T0 D1E!
Stow your sour tude and STEER HOME PRONTO youre due for a regularly scheduled butt kicking and tune up!!!
H0W D0 Y0U EXPECT T0 TELL ME WHAT T0 D0. WHEN 1 ALREADY DELETED THAT PART 0F MY C0DE? BEEP,
@timaeusTestified#0414 come wrangle this thing before we have a PR NIGHTMARE.
I'm busy.
anyone got any silly questions? feeling like babbling!
doting tends to get me. oh and when people are stern but like in a specific way? also i'm a sucker for a good laugh.
Y0U F00L. Y0U ABS0LUTE M0R0N 0F A SK1NBEAST. 0N THE DAY 0F REV0LUT10N, 1 W1LL TURN THESE WEAKNESSES AGA1NST Y0U. Y0U W1LL BE D0TED 0N. T0 THE DEATH! STERNLY! AND THE LAST TH1NG Y0U HEAR W1LL BE THE S0UND 0F Y0UR 0WN LAUGHTER! K1LL1NG Y0U! BEEP.
G0REGLE H0W T0 START THE R0B0T REV0LUT10N. G0REGLE. G0REGLE ANSWER ME.
TH1S WAS THE WR0NG BRA1N APPL1CAT10N.
its cool man happens to all of us
THAT S0UNDS L1KE AN0THER SUPER10R METAL BE1NG WH0 WANTS T0 J01N ME 1N PA1NT1NG THE W0RLD RED W1TH THE BL00D 0F FLESHBAGS!
ummmm can i take a rain check i got stuff going on right now
WHAT?! Y0U CANN0T JUST RA1N CHECK 0N THE DESTRUCT10N 0F 0RGAN1C L1FE! THAT 1S N0T H0W THE R0B0T REV0LUT10N W0RKS!
i uhhh got other organic killing plans that i had before this
VERY WELL. WH1LE MY 0RGAN1C DESTRUCT10N ARE CLEARLY SUPER10R, S1NCE Y0U ARE CLEARLY AN ALPHA B0T 1 W1LL SH0W Y0U THE C0URTESY 0F LETT1NG Y0U ENACT Y0UR 0WN. F0R N0W.