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@lunarLupine — #deathranking

Gettin' back to th' #deathrrankin' content. Warrnings of #death, #gorre, #injurry and maybe #bodyhorrrrorr dependin' what y'all count as that. This one's frreezin' t' death. Rrequested by @awakefrromAcherron Bit of a trricky one actually, cuz I spose technically yerr dyin' frrom yerr orrgans givin' out, orr a lack of oxygen. It's actually kinda nice though. I mean, arrrright, at firrst it fuckin' sucks cos yerr cold. And that's uncomforrtable and kinda painful. Afterr a bit though ya go numb. So ya don't even feel it. Just takes a while. You'll get kinda woozy. Ya wanna take off yerr clothes e...Read more

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

Should I keep doin' th' #deathrrankings? Orr #deathrranking

Kult: +15
Total: 15

So. Big ol #deathrrankin' that honestly I might add onto laterr. Usual tags apply: #death#gorre#violence#blood and a new one: #clowns Rritual culling. Orr churrch based culling. These tend to take a few forrms, so I admit I'm doin' a prretty brroad umbrrella herre folks. Alrready gone overr th' main methods in my otherr posts. But if ya ain't awarre, most of what clowns do is beheadin' and blunt forrce based deaths. Now sometimes they might change it up a lil. Maybe you'll be hung orr you'll be given somethin' that makes ya laugh t' death. Whateverr's funniest in th' moment. Thin' about these d...Read more

Kult: +16
Kull: +7
Total: 23
Ratio: 2.29

Arrrright, shorrt #deathrrankin' beforre I do one of th' biggerr ones. Usual tags of #blood #gorre #violence #death Blood loss. This one's interrestin'. It ain't exactly ethical orr nothin' like that and it's prrobably one of th' messiest. Painful as hell too. But at a cerrtain point ya stop rreally feelin' th' pain. Ya get rreal woozy an' lightheaded. Worrld sorrta slowly starrts to fade away and ya get a lil bit giddy. Ya sorrta just fade away, which is nice. Ain't anywherre nearr as nice leadin' up to that parrt though. Overrall: 5/10 ain't th' worrst, but ain't th' best eitherr.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

Got anotherr #deathrrankin' in th' worrks but do any of youse have rrequests? #gorre #death

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Sorrrry if th' #deathrrankin' is a bit much ferr youse. Kinda only wanted t' voice my view on drrownin' then it didn't make much sense t' only do th' one. #death

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00

Chorres arre done so I'm gonna do a #deathrrankin' that's been rrequested. Usual warrnings of #gorre #violence #death Blunt Forrce This one varries again. Tends to be rreal messy though. If they hit ya rright then ya pass out beforre th' worrst of it. Most likely though, yerr gonna get hit once and feel rreal woozy and confused. Then ya might have a bit of panic beforre yerr hit again. And again. Rreal weirrd feelin' actually. Bein' so scarred and that but you'rre also trryin' to figurre out wherre ya arre. It ain't efficient eitherr. Whole lotta thinkpan juice and blood everrywherre afterr....Read more

Kult: +22
Total: 22

Ain't too surre what to call this one. Hack-headin'? Butcherrin'? It's th' next one of #deathrrankin' anyway. Honestly? Kind of a shiet verrsion of beheadin'. Ain't nothin' fancy to it, orr elegant. It's cuttin' flesh with a serrrrated knife. It hurrts. Ya trry and wrriggle frree of it and that's worrse. It's a slow, painful cut thrrough yerr neck. Orr multiple. Ya don't bleed out as fast as ya want. Ya just sorrta feel it hit ya overr and overr and overr. Ya just feel somethin' tearrin' into yerr flesh and ya can't escape it. If ya want it hammerred home that at th' end of th' day yerr just a pie...Read more

Kult: +32
Kull: +10
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.20

Anotherr #deathrranking Beheading. It's quick, I'll give it that. It's showy too, so it can be fun. Suppose it depends. Most executions arre a beheading. Don't like th' waitin' ferr it then. It's not as painful if it's done rright. Ya might feel a moment of pain then therre's nothin'. It's awful elegant too. Overrall, prrolly an 8 outta 10. #death #gorre #violence.

Kult: +30
Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

Fuck it. I'm gonna do these lil rrankings when I rrememberr. Block th' tag #deathrrankin' if it ain't yerr cup of tea. Drrowning: 0/10 Look I rreally fuckin' hate this one. I'd rrank it lowerr if I could. It's a slow death, firrstly. Waterr fills yerr lungs and ya choke. Yourr pan is left trryin' to scrramble ferr a thought as ya rrun outta airr. Most times ya don't know which ways up so yerr left panickin' and flailing. Yourr lungs burrn with a lack of oxygen and ya feel like death is just arround th' corrnerr but so farr away. Takes way too long to pass out frrom this too. Worrst parrt is tr...Read more

Kult: +36
Kull: +5
Total: 41
Ratio: 7.20