♦ pitied by @macabreMoonlight
To all th3 p3opl3 in h3r3 trying to fix and b3tt3r th3ir bad 23lv32: Fuck you, why? G3t wor23.
fine ill admi7 i7... i was f0rehead kiss fishing a li77le bi7 !!! xc #nsfw
Being in F--E--ELINGS wit)( someone t)(at deep must be so wonderful.
OMC. T)(IS IS TOO CUT--E.
Guess whoo loost an arm Just wooke up like an hoour agoo. [there is a phootoo oof a trooll in a hoospital bed with cast aroound his bicep, his entire foorearm is goone]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BEING CAREFUL IS FOR THE BIRDS.
t+e same reason t+ey fetis+ize my caste for t+e caretaking dynamic simulation of a close relations+ip and sometimes t+e taboo boundary itself
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M HIGH AS FUCK AND I HAVE A GUN IN MY BACKPACK #substance
Arms are sore from punching pumpkins all day but it's so fun
uh don't???? sacrifice me???? i'm.not even a virgin!
See, I consider myself a connoisseur of the unknown! And green, bald-headed skeletons certainly offer a great deal of mystery when compared to the congenial options. This isn't an admission, of course, it's an observation. That being said, I'm not that type of girl. But, kudos on you for getting out the detective lens. I thought that was more of a teal thing.
What? Noooo. No, see. It looks like my handle, but I've actually got quite a few impersonators on here. You know how Paradox Space gets, there's probably a billion out there, or something! Either way, I'd just ignore it.
WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS BEEN CAUGHT DESPERATELY THIRSTING FOR ME ONCE AGAIN. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/352721B1639D.PNG
i left my fries at her hive / this is sad
THE ZESTUM IS CONFLICTED. THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN FROM BREAKING HIS MIDDLE FROND FOR THE HEIRESS IS GETTING MORE INTENSE. HOWEVER THE ZESTUM DOESN'T WANT TO FIX IT UNTIL THE HEIRESS COMMANDS HIM TO! IT COULD BE A PERMANENT REMINDER OF A DIRECT ORDER FROM THE HEIRESS! THE HEIRESS HAS YET TO INSTRUCT ZESTUM TO FIX IT AS WELL, SO THE ZESTUM ASSUMES THE DECISION IS LEFT TO HIM. TROLLS OF CHITTR WHAT DO YOU THINK?
BY ORDER OF THE HEIRESS, THE ZESTUM SHALL BE INSTRUCTING ALL OF YOU HOW TO BEST SERVE THE HEIRESS AS WELL AS THE EMPIRE. THE ZESTUM SHALL BE OPENING A Q&A BELOW. #ZESTUMQ&A #GLORYTOTHEEMPIRE #GLORYTOTHEHEIRESS
I HAVE FUN ENACTING OUT ANY OF YOUR ORDERS MY HEIRESS
THE ZESTUM IS CONFLICTED. ON ONE HAND THE TROLL WHO MADE THE SITE HAS GIVEN ZESTUM ACCESS TO SPEAKING WITH MANY HIGHBLOODS.... ON THE OTHER HAND THEY TYPE UGLY AND THE ZESTUM HATES IT
My inner demons are named hellacious things like depression and anxiety and... acid reflux...
IS THAT THE PERSON WITH THE GREY SKIN AND HORNS?
WOW I REALLY LIKE YOUR BLONDE HAT AND SLICK GREY SUIT YOURE GREY SKINNED FRIENDS PRETTY TOO :)
DIRP TIPS! MY PREVIOUS ICE CREAM HOT DRIP TIP ALSO APPLIES TO JELLY BEANS! ALSO SNICKERS ARE EVIL JUST LIKE PEANUTS THEY BETRAY YOU EVERY TIME! THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE MANY TIPS FROM A DRIP I OFFER ON THIS WEBED SITE! #DRIPTIPS
I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING
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A pArt Of mE wIshEs tO gEt Off Of chIttr And pErfOrm my dUtIEs As A mEdIUm Of thE mIrthfUl chUrch, bUt AlsO I dO nOt trUst thE trOlls hErE tO nOt All kIll OnE AnOthEr whIlE I Am gOnE
YOU GOT TIT NO MORE PEANUTS FOR ME! OHH A SNICKERS BAR! YUM!
DO THEY HAVE TO CONVEY SOMETHING?
Ztarted my night duct taped to the rafterZ and with a maw drier than a deZert Zombie #lifeiZwhatever #ambivalent #thiZmightaZwellhappen
I hAvE drAwn thE hAngEd mAn In thrEE Of my lAst tEn rEAdIngs sO fAr... OmInOUs I shOUld hOpE hE wIll rEtUrn tO mE InvErtEd
FLESH? WHATS FLESH? IS THAT THE THINGS ZOMBIES ARE MADE OF? WAIT IF SKELETONS ARE REAL SO ARE ZOMBIES! I GOTTA WARN THE OTHERS!
BUT YOU SAID MUSCLES WERE INVOLVED THATS SEAFOOD YOU CANT TRICK ME!
BUT IT LOOKS SCARY AND WHAT DOES SEAFOOD HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???
I ONLY SET THE MINT GREEN KITCHEN ON FIRE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THATS SCARY WHY?!?!
Fun Fact The Submarine Wasn’t As Strong As It Should’ve Been And Someone’s Giant Eel Lusus Did In Fact Almost Eat Me But It’s Fine I’ve Done Worse
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა why do my awoo posts draw such hatred, GOD
IN MOVIES AND TV AND BOOKS AND DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIFTH EDITION?
YEAH! I LOVE BEING RIGHT! IT HAPPENS SO RARELY
PRAYTELL GOOD TROLL WHAT NEWS HATH THEE FOR HUMBLE OVENSMITH BISCUITS??
SKELLETONS ARE ONLY IN MOVIES GUYS DONT WORRY THEYRE NOT REAL I KNOW YOU ALL ARE SCARED OF SKELLETONS BUT THEYRE NOT REAL OKAY!
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=^owo^= I am sorry about her. She is not normally like this. Someone sent her an.. image. And she has been insatiale since.
=^owo^= sorry fuck im fumbling ugh ignore me please
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=^owo^= i would still let you do things to me but respectfully i swear
:33 < pounce k33ps licking the blood from the walls of my cave hive how do i make her stop!! she is ruining my ships i just painted!!
NEWS PEOPLE OF CHITTR, THE ZESTUM MISUNDERSTOOD AND NO LONGER HAS TO CHANGE HIS WRIGGLING DAY GREAT NEWS THE HEIRESS SPOKE TO ZESTUM AGAIN
GOOD NEWS TROLLS OF CHITTR! THE HEIRESS WISHED THE ZESTUM A HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY! THOUGH IT ISN'T THE ZESTUM'S WRIGGLING DAY YET, SO HE WILL HAVE TO SEE IF HE CAN GET THAT CHANGED TO TONIGHT
thanks
THE ZESTUM HAS DECIDED HE WILL LOSE SOME SLEEP TO DO MORE WORK AT HIVE AS THANKS TO THE HEIRESS.
AN HEIRESS JUST TOLD THE ZESTUM HIS LIFE HAS MORE MEANING THAN FOLLOWING HER OH WHAT A KIND AND GLORIOUS HEIRESS! THE ZESTUM MUST DISAGREE BUT HE WILL CHERISH THESE WORDS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE
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this is me wwhen scumbags on the internet spread false rumors and LIBEL about me (future orphaner of alternia btww) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GyOvGqiXEAA8qsI.jpg
(• - •) Oh yeah. I'm hiveless now. Working on a solution. ⚘
(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/churchonfire.png Hello. Just found out I was being panwashed by my closest friend. That sucks. Ramzez, if you are reading this, you suck. I set the threater on fire in retaliation though. Have fun with that. Anyways. If anyone likes flowers or art, hmu. ⚘
GLADLY. ISN'T IT FuNNY. HOW YOu ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE ENOuGH MONEY. FOR DRONE STRIKES ON RuSTBLOOD NEIGHBORHOODS. BuT NEVER ENOuGH TO TREAT MRS. TROLLBAMA TO A NIGHT ON THE TROLLBAHAMAS? THAT YOu CAN LET YOuR. BIG. FLOPPY. DISGuSTING. TROLL STIMuLuS PACKAGE. SMEAR ALL OVER THE ECONOMY. BuT YOu NEVER PACK AS YOu AGE FOR THE REAL STIM YOu LESS. WHICH IS MONEY. SOuNDS TO ME LIKE YOu NEED $CASHYOuOuTIBORN2. MY LAST ACCOuNT. WAS SuSPENDED ON BuLLSHIT CHARGEBACK CLAIMS. BuT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOu. FROM BECOMING THE OBAMA WHO WINS IN 2028. IN THE ONLY WAY THAT MATTERS. THE DEMOCRACY OF YOuR OWN BANK ACCOuNT.
IT IS MY LIFE'S DESTINY TO FOLLOW YOU MY HEIRESS!