eden
@magnificantShowtime
an actress, a bitch
@asp1r1ngPess1m1st DUDE???? MY FUCK1NG SALMON
((just a reminder that if an rp has you stressed out you should definitely take a break!! i relapsed my ~1 month iirc soberness from smoking because of how stressed out an rp made me. so just please make sure you take care of yourself!!!)) #substance #cw-relapse
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 you know what i hate most about being a woman? when i get my period. in costume. i feel so bad for my costume designer because this is far from the first time she's had to make me a new costume due to this. i love you, mina #period #womanlyproblems
Sx terribly sxrry tx hear abxut that Ms Eden!!!... ...Althxugh... I dxn't mean tx sxund uneducated... But what's a perixd??? X)))
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 so humans who have uteruses, if they don't reproduce, bleed for a week ish every month. some people have it worse than others, but it generally causes cramps, bloating, mood swings, and a whole list of other things. not to mention the whole bleeding out of your vagina thing. :/
Wxw... Internal drxne that stabs yxur sex parts when yxu dxn't fill yxur prxverbial bucket... Scary!!! X((( And this is xnly fxr wxmen...??? That sxunds awful unfair... Either way I have all the mxre respect fxr earth-bxrn dames!!! :DDD
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 its the worst! and we're expected to still work and do the adult things and not complain about it! ugh, i hate it so much.
Nx paid leave...??? That's awful cruel... :((( Hmmm... If xnly there was sxmething I cxuld dx... Actually... Is there sxmething I cxuld dx??? Just say and I'll help in a pusherpump!!! >:DDD
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 youre super sweet! but i dont think youre going to be able to change the entirety of society that quickly
I dxn't mean xn a wider scale!!! I may be stupid... But I'm nxt THAT stupid X))) I meant persxnally... I've gxt nx issue giving a hand tx a new friend whx's struggling!!!
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 youre so sweet <3 some chocolate and maybe some ice cream would be cool
Alrighty Ms Eden!!!... ... Actually... Realising I dxn't quite knxw where yxu are... Wxuld yxu be fine with me reaching xut thrxugh yxur direct messages??? Just sx I cxuld get yxur cxxrds and stuffs!!! :)))
apparently today is just immensely cursed
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 i shouldnt have logged on :(
⚣k as s⚣me⚣ne wh⚣ has h⚣⚣ves instead ⚣f feet is there like... s⚣mething n⚣t s⚣cially acceptable ab⚣ut sh⚣wing y⚣ur feet? I think I'm missing ⚣ut ⚣n s⚣mething here
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 some people have foot fetishes #nsfw #suggestive
⚣h. I mean... I guess that makes sense? But I feel like y⚣u can have a fetish ab⚣ut any b⚣dy part th⚣ugh? I haven't seen pe⚣ple react that way t⚣ like, pe⚣ple p⚣sting their chests ⚣r hands
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 yeah, but some (not saying all, because ive seen normal people with this fetish) are really weird about it. there's an entire website dedicated to rating random people's feet. at least, thats what i think it is. but idk maybe theres something im missing too!
Do I have to be daddy?
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 not the worst idea youve had, jack!
Everybody should be anti twink.
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 and thats why i beat my brother #violence
I don't think I want to scroll down.
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 dont forget! come see me as sandy in grease in four weeks! its going to be a killer of a show! #grease #sandy #dannyzuko
why would i want to see you sandy let alone grweasy that is like the two worwst sensations combined
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 no, baby. it's a musical. sandy is the character im playing
I am so fucking tired of living in this house I love my mothers dearly of course But it's incredibly exhausting to have to repeatedly justify my life choices Such as Moving out #vent
Thank you I still have not been able to reserve housing in the area yet but applications are pending and I'm basically already packed
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 if you need to, you can stay in my guest room until you find a place!
I will provide the obligatory platitude of "Oh, I hate to impose" And then accept your offer anyway I'm sure I can make myself more than useful enough to offset any burden my presence provides
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 oh dont you worry about it! i have more than enough space and resources for you to crash honey <3
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT @aeneasCaldarium IS A 8ITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED HIS FUCKING PANTS. HE TRIED TO TAKE HIS SHRIVELED 8ULGE OUT AND PISSED IN HIS FUCKING PANTS.
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 i spy a snapcube reference
@magnificantShowtime ok i am doing a grass type one and found a maker for it so here it is https://tiermaker.com/create/grass-pokmon-15066956