Hey guys, can I rob the 7/11? ##sevenelevenposting

Please don't ...

You are a government official. Obviously you cannot rob the 7/11.
Can i join you? its been a while since i last held someone up at Gunpoint
no, you do not know the power2 that exii2t at troll 7-11, there'2 a hot dog 2tealiing RAM driiviing menace niinja bro, 2ome troll who can 2hriink thiing2 and beiing2, a manager wiith the 2trength two team rocket yeet nepeta out the wiindow and iinto orbiit (apparently), and they 2eem two be able two bend the law2 of graviity and 2pace. Unle22 you want your upper body rearranged iinto your lower body, II would hiighly 2ugge2t leaviing that one alone. Go rob the troll chiilii2 or 2omethiing iin2tead II gue22 iif you mu2t.
.... You do know I have done more and dealt with crazier things right?
no, you alway2 2eem two get the 2hiit end of the 2tiick. 2ometiime2 covered iin xerox toner. II do not envy that.

hmmmmm.... i buy u taek
...hmmmmm where is this 7/11

uhNo?

wher iwork
