
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR RESIDENT CINEMA SNOB, SPEAKING. IT IS THAT TIME, ONCE AGAIN. TIME TO GET FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT AT 7 PM PST. WE'RE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS (2009)" AGAIN, AND THIS TIME, WE'RE DOING IT HARD. WE'RE DOING IT LOUD. WE'RE DOING IT FUCKING LIVE. WE'RE DOING IT WITH (OPTIONAL, OPTIONAL, EXTREMELY FUCKING OPTIONAL) SUBSTANCES AT #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT (BYOB), AS USUAL. IF YOU HAVEN'T RESERVED YOUR TICKET AT THE ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST BOX OFFICE, DO SO NOW OR BE SHUNTED FROM MY CINEMATIC POCKET DIMENSION FOREVER. UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY, WHEN YOU'LL BE PRESUMABLY GIVEN ANOTHER SHOT TO NOT FUCK IT UP. SEE YOU THERE. OR NOT. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, IT'S *YOUR* LIGHT OFF. #GETIN.


