♣ mediated by @notthatMysterious
knowe that you can't run forevere; there are people waitinge for you; one of them weares your owne face.
tyzias' tips for summmmmmmmer 1. drink all the shammmmpoo in the hive
DAmn wh★ g★T kidnApped did I miSS S★meThin
blind yourself in one ocular and youll never take sight for granted
STREET LAMPS are telepathically hooked up to the neural pathways of specific goldbloods. WHENEVER ONE LIGHTS UP, thats one of them having an idea.
Verity finds it hum*r*us that y*u can easily tell what an artist's interests are based *n their artstyle. Wrap it up, we kn*w y*u make Eddsw*rld artw*rk.
C:~ Young and arrogant. Just as I remember. Judging by this vermin's logic, compared to you, my form is about to crumble to dust.<
PUSHERBREAKING x2: oold peoople can't stoop chitting aboout being oold
prꙮ tip: always neglect yꙮur sanity meter. it's nꙮt even impꙮrtant. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I was 8uilt to suffer and endure
something tells me my fate was sealed a long time agi
hm...I admit I have a curiosity about it.
what'S that...?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ And it's not because 𝙸 have a problem 𝙸 am not casteist 𝙸 just can't believe that there are so many mutant candy redbloods on this www.ebsite @_@" ╰┈➤ They really don't be kill.ing y'all?
▲well, you know she's not gonna be down too long▼ ▲especially if i got shit to say bout it▼
This can be fixed.
>( I love the mediate chit react for its enthralling ambiguity... )
daddyberry
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--- |no I don't get painkillers tonight but I do want some. I don't think massaging it will make it better though I tried that a few times ago and it made it worse but thank you for the hope that it eases soon I also hope that| _____
♡⸝⸝ i wonder if 7hey go7 a 7hing for cool-7oned colours...? #vaguepos7ing ⸝⸝♤
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♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAHAHAHAAH wha7 u can be a nerd nerds r cu7e ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ okay boo message received loud n clear. u send me a lis7 in my dms and i prommy i won7 7ouch ur favs. ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ aw baby. i'm sorry doll i forgo7 wha7 you're like. when i ge7 caugh7 wanna see if i can sneak u a message back from cammy? ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ AYO? maybe i wanna hear 7he nerd explain i7? chill ou7 babydoll ⸝⸝♤
D---> Nepeta, not every troll can afford troll insurance.
people are touching bug zappers with wet hands.
♡⸝⸝ I ain'7 s7upid I don'7 pos7 where I ac7ually am lol ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH ⸝⸝♤
helms.are.so.terribly.inefficient if.only.we.hadn't.gotten.sentimentally.attached.to.them....we.really.should.be.using.the.power.of.a.strategically.used.lobotomy.more.often far.fewer.complaints.from.then.on ((.#cw-gore.))
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
being a human in generwal is a crwuel disadvantage it s been overw forw them
Time wasted, when one cou/d have been preparing for the fog.
My Current State Will Not Stop Me From Prodding And Poking At Trolls Much Scarier Than Me With Sharpened Sticks, By The Way. If Anything This Has Further Emboldened Me.
Tch. I wi// not be caught unawares. Do not underestimate me, disruptor. I wi// not die.
Hello there, it's me, you.
Tch. And what exact/y is that supposed to make me fee/?
If I am ever unprepared, then it wi// simp/y be my day to die with honor.
Tch… Undiscip/ined. I see. Spoken /ike a true fo//ower of the dishonorab/e shinobi tenets…
yikes that is bad
THOSE ARE BOTH TRUE STATEMENTS.
W0nder wh4t w0uld h4ppen if I dr4nk 4ll 5 0f my ener9y c4nisters in 0ne 90... It's n0t like drinkin9 3 4t 0nce h4s killed me yet. Surely 5 w0n't be th4t b4d #subst4nce? I9? F0r90t the t49
burn the gay flag bc im not an ally after june 30th
N<> sane tr<>ll c<>ncerns themself with such needless burdens as b<>nds and em<>ti<>ns
guys i am NOT posting that
shoes so divine i cut holes out the front to let my pigglies out. flip-flop shoe-crocs. i.m the meanest to ever do it.
-> Any Currency Is Acceptable, Additionally If You Cannot Pay Now I Will Instead Put It On Your Tab = Your Total Is $18.00
guys if i joined a cult wat woudl u do
YOu do not caare, you saaid it yourself, so just tell me to go kkill myself aalreaady or better yet, end me yourself #suicidebaaiting
◣_◢ The hell is TThere for anyone TTo do? The climax posTT was posTTed hours ago, TThey're probably dead.
You put one person in THE CUBE and suddenly everyone is mistrusting you =/
(V)(',,')(V) new word dropped peak + coolness peaness my bro so swag hes peaness
Tch. I fail to see what pride there is to be scrounged from being any less than physical perfection. #DarkAcademia #Catharsis #FloridLanguage #Punctatim #Uncozycore #DeadInside #⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ #FallenAngelMood #DarkAndStormy #WrittenByMoonlight #Loathsome #MyKitten #Antiphotonics #✩₊˚.⋆☾𓃦☽⋆⁺₊✧ #MySillyRabbit #ComesWithBaggage #PoenasDare
Someone’s been taken? Interesting
fucking finally @ sglub review soon on my neoclusters @ walkthrough and allat
i am STILL LOST. the corridors only get weirder. THERE'S AN ACTIVE VENDING MACHINE HERE but its not plugged into anything and it SELF STOCKS.
I am looking for a limeblood. Know any?
after the events ꙮf tꙮday, all nꙮn-sapient animals fear the water frꙮm my sink, as if it were flesh-melting acid. i put an ant next tꙮ a puddle ꙮf the sink water ꙮn ꙮne side, and a fire ꙮn the ꙮther. the ant chꙮse tꙮ walk intꙮ the flames and die. tꙮ be clear, nꙮthing in the water changed, and it's still perfectly safe tꙮ drink, but animals fear it mꙮre than death itself. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Feh. Don't even spare it a second thought. It is not worth a thanks.
dont make daddy upset now
Good game. But I wou/d not use such underhanded methods as distraction. I was mere/y curious. But speaking of a name change. /ock and Key. Does that have significance outside of the turn of phrase, "keeping things under /ock and key"? Or was it just meant to be cheeky?
Tch. It is a strategic move to be aware of what my biggest detractor is up to. I do not trust your friend/y games, disruptor.
To reference me when I am not even around... You are /etting me have too much space in your pan. I wi// consider this a victory in our menta/ war.
=oXO will do'' i can,t really read chittr properly right now though''' is everything okay¿ =oXO
90% of what ALL OF YOU have to say is COMPLETELY REDUNDANT.
I don’t do shame but I gotta say I agree with you in this context and also because I think it’d be funny for fishface to do that
what like in a slut way i don t think i have everw done that that is what everwyone else does arwound herwe
okay it s a little out of context
every time you walk through a door you ENTER A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE where something is very slightly off.
the inner ma(hinations of m7 mind are a ligma
WHAT?
🌳🌳🌳hrm.🌲coin.🌳🌳🌳
Tch...
What was that...?? BEAM THAT MAKES YOU SUSCEPTIBLE TO CHEMICALS.
₩ell, ₩ould you look at that? @xx$¢enegrlxx
For the best. No one wou/d be capab/e of doing it back to you, due to your anonymous nature. You ho/d an unfair, dishonorab/e advantage.
Feh. Dou demo ii.
<action; statement input; statement: the fee|ing of dread isn't going away. input; statement: i am going to try to p|ay a game this |ight shift. hopefu||y the difficu|ty of accessing enrichment wi|| he|p input; statement: maybe watch grubtube input; statement: & i am going to compi|e a |ist of actions a he|m shou|d abso|ute|y refrain from doing if it wants to avoid inconveniencing its crew & superiors input; statement: most|y the |atter input; statement: without getting caught. />
YOU KNOW YOUVE REALLY cracked someones case WHEN THEY SEND RUFFIANNIHILATORS to kill you for finding out the truth
hate having /)verly p/)sitive /)pini/)ns /)n pe/)ple /)r when pe/)ple have /)verly p/)sitive /)pini/)ns /)n me. gr/)ss, why w/)uld y/)u d/) that? shits lame
the ONLY PERSON i care about is my moirail. NONE OF YOU ARE EVEN GOING TO COME CLOSE so quit trying you are making yourselves look stupid.
Tch. You understand nothing about me. You are mere/y a disrupter. Do not pretend to know me.
It seems I wi// a/so be meditating upon my Jin, Rei, and Meiyō today. My patience for the inf/ammatory masses grows thin, and it is important that I remain composed and to/erant... Such is the way of the samurai.
This is on/y so/idifying my menta/ picture. Hum. Why cover yourse/f so thorough/y? Is it for the same reasons you dup/icitous/y obscure your own b/ood co/or?
LESSON LEARNED.
theres was a PERIOD OF TIME where i would have appreciated you having my back but alas that was NOT THE CASE.
Fighting against a de/uge of i//iteracy at the present moment. This is a very good opportunity for me to practice my Rei.
Bo/d words. Coward/y excuse. Unti/ you back up your words with action, I wi// accept my victory.
A very fruitfu/ discussion indeed. Kheheh.
why do YOU let ormici hang out with you
THE DIRT MAN. THE CACA-MANCER
clearly you have never heard of the bog monster.
napkins were invented by grime to sell greasier things so you BUY MORE NAPKINS.
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
Llet's be fully honest with oursellves. Discard what llittlle modesty you have lleft. You cllearlly do not vallue it. You are far hornier than every "next guy" within the nearest 3 sollar systems.
It is c/ear you understand nothing. I wi// disengage, as to not embarrass you further. That is my Jin at work. You're we/come for my mercy and benevo/ence, anonymous disrupter.
ok who wants to get bit #violence
manufactured cheese is 65% PLASTIC. thats why it sticks to the pan when you FRY IT.
I AM FREE TO POST AS I LIKE i am not here to swansong you the IMMENSELEY MUNDANE STORY of my disappearance
having a controversial opinion just means your DEFECTING FROM THE MASSES. DON'T GET BRAINWASHED by the general public
#cw-self-harm #gøre #viølence (if i cut MYchest øpen høw løng WOULDmy guts spill beføre i KEELøver?)
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