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yeah i got kinks kinks in mmmmy fucking cervical colummmmn and posture pole
team kris membership benefits include: 20 bucks. and a cool outfit you get to pick.
Sometimes I Ruminate On My Last Matespritship And I Am Saddened By The Way It " Went Down ". Then I Remember That So Many Of You Who Wanted Him So Badly You Would Be Unkind To Me / Still / Never Even Got To Touch Him. That Pleases Me. I Wonder If You Think It Was Worth It, But I Realize That Either Way This Is Embarrassing For You. Oh Well. #serene
have you ♯ever thought about ♯howfunny ♯banishment is / ♯justgetoutofhere
𓏲𓂃 For ✦ troll my ✦ge you could s✦y I ✦ged like "Fine wine". H✦h✦.
Kris Beam
Truth is as a gh0st i have infinite bl00d. I sh0uld start selling it.
I'm Too Busy Listening To Troll Hayley Williams To Feel Desire Right Now. #suggestive #nsfc
yes i'mmmm a growwwwn troll. yes i get startled wwwwhen one of mmmmy mmmminecraft tools break. wwwwe exist
im like appr0ximately 20 apples tall
Hmmmmm... #ponderingthisfurther
📺 I am ha𐌅ing a series 𐌏f unf𐌏rtunate e𐌅ents. My face is cracked. I will remind guests n𐌏t t𐌏 aim champagne b𐌏ttles at pe𐌏ple's faces. I ha𐌅e a c𐌏rk in my screen.
I love wading into the waters of people with 100+ alternates or whatever. It makes me feel like the most normal troll in the world.
⚇ Suffering 40:32 ⚇ "Messiahs above, I fucked up good this time. Ran my traitor tongue and spat in the face of kin most beloved. Always got my maw runnin' before my think pan can even think to catch up on what it's sayin'. I'll be a blessed motherfucker if they ever speak to me again. Sorrow, sorrow!" ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
⧃ "Certain creatures are better off contributing to the soil than to society."
a lobotomy would fix me.
Repulsi0n and ar0usal are sisters after all
lame. lens shape
spirograph
Rectangle.
📺 Threatening indi𐌅iduals after getting int𐌏 a spat is a sure fire way t𐌏 l𐌏se any actual p𐌏ints if intimidati𐌏n. I belie𐌅e m𐌏st 𐌏f y𐌏u w𐌏uld n𐌏t be able t𐌏 carry 𐌏ut y𐌏ur threats in pers𐌏n let al𐌏ne actually find the pers𐌏n y𐌏u are threatening. Als𐌏, while I d𐌏n't belie𐌅e in beha𐌅ing in a way that pe𐌏ple feel as "n𐌏n-chalant" is sustainable, I d𐌏 belie𐌅e that remaining calm when upset and stepping away is the best 𐌏pti𐌏n. Th𐌏ugh, I'𐌅e just made an acc𐌏unt and this is based 𐌏n less than 24 h𐌏urs 𐌏f 𐌏bser𐌅ati𐌏n.
📺 I must return f𐌏cus 𐌏n paperw𐌏rk. I h𐌏pe y𐌏u all ha𐌅e a decent e𐌗pl𐌏si𐌅e day.
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/6q52ZTFG/image-2⧃26-⧃7-⧃4-19⧃5⧃1195.png IT IS D⧃NE HASHTAG VI⧃LENCE #VI⧃LENCE
THEY TRIED IT AGAIN BUT THE M⧃UNTAIN PARRIED THE BULLET
📺 Ways t𐌏 alle𐌅iate pain - this is n𐌏t medical ad𐌅ice, and if y𐌏ur pain is persistent 𐌏r unkn𐌏wn, always seek 𐌏ut a medical pr𐌏fessi𐌏nal's ad𐌅ice. S𐌏me headaches can be alle𐌅iated with - Hydrati𐌏n - 𐌄ating - Caffeine Cramps - > Human cycle-based bi𐌏l𐌏gy related - Hydrati𐌏n - C𐌏nsuming s𐌏mething sweet. - C𐌏nsuming s𐌏mething with caffeine St𐌏mach pain - digesti𐌅e - Lie 𐌏n y𐌏ur left side - 𐌄at s𐌏mething like bread St𐌏mach pain - gas/bl𐌏ating - Lie 𐌏n y𐌏ur left side St𐌏mach pain, but y𐌏u feel full and are hydrated? - 𐌄at s𐌏mething, bread helps. Intense pain that y𐌏u'𐌅e ne𐌅er e𐌗perienced - Seek 𐌏ut a trusted and 𐌅erified mediculler 𐌍𐌏te: If y𐌏u are medicated and ha𐌅e n𐌏t taken y𐌏ur medicati𐌏n in the last few days, y𐌏u c𐌏uld als𐌏 be e𐌗periencing chemical withdrawals. This can cause se𐌅eral unkn𐌏wn sympt𐌏ms.
(°. https://inaturalist-𖦹pen-data.s3.amaz𖦹naws.c𖦹m/ph𖦹t𖦹s/366770777/𖦹riginal.jpeg .°) (°. #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #brahmaeawallichii .°)
(°. i w𖦹nder if any𖦹ne's lusus als𖦹 has an inc𖦹nvenient diet 𖦹r lifestyle .°)
My Life-size Mareep " Plush " Will Never Leave Me.
The problem with being old as fuck and not finding other horrors remarkable is that sometimes I forget just how sucks they are for natural beings. And I expressly had to leave. Man.
jesus fuck howws anyone supposed to get their beauty rest wwith that FUCKIN SHITCLOWWN HONKIN ON THE FEED ALL NIGHT
< I LIKE PUTTING MY TONGUE DOWN SOMEONE'S THROAT WHEN I KISS THEM. >
I just realized that teleporting directly to people is probably kind of freaky
I Think Next Time Something Horrible Happens To Me, I Will Continue Post As If Everything Is Normal, For Personal Entertainment Value. Then When Some Of You See Me Face To Face And I Am Missing Another Limb, I Will Simply Pretend As Though I Always Looked Like That. #gore? Possibly.
I Think You Should Be Able To Break Their Noses For This. #violence #serene
I JUST LOADED THIS BAG OF CHIPS WITH 30 POUNDS OF BLACK-POWDER, IM GONNA FLING IT OUT OF A TREBUCHET.
(°. https://www.butterfliesandm𖦹ths.𖦹rg/sites/default/files/bam𖦹na_images/d𖦹tlinedwhitem𖦹th042211-44232_0.jpg .°) (°. #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #artacecribraria .°)
Everyb0dy hates me because that is what i want y0u see? Y0u have fallen int0 my trap. I am very badass.
⏾ Awright I kn﴾ ﴿w s﴾ ﴿me ﴾ ﴿f ya like t﴾ ﴿ have a face t﴾ ﴿ da name ﴾ ﴿f whateva tr﴾ ﴿ll yall talkin t﴾ ﴿ s﴾ ﴿ hea ya g﴾ ﴿.
(°. https://static.inaturalist.𖦹rg/ph𖦹t𖦹s/96043014/𖦹riginal.jpeg .°) (°. #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #tricyanaulaaurantiaca .°)
i.have.impaled.my.frond this.is.not.good i.think.i.preferred.when.i.was.a.non.clumsy.thinkpan.in.a.jar additionally:ow
(°. t𖦹p 10 cl𖦹wns .°) (°. *blank* .°)
Thanks f0r keeping me humble
dont StaRt BeInG A COWaRD nOw!!!!! GO Go GO!!!!
whos stopping you id like to hear it honestly
I am a beamberry
like i need yall to get on that shit like stabbing as a metaphor for penetrative sex and cannibalism as a metaphor for unhealthy all consuming love this is like freak shit 101 there's more to life than cock and balls
Choese.
wonder if i come off prudey i just cant take the smut on here seriously
ᚺAᚺAᚺA I ᚺAVE PᚱᛟCUᚱᚱED A ᛗEAT 💥💥 SNACK 💥💥 💪💪 YUᛗ!!
sayin im antisopor would just feel stupid hypocritical and all but i do wonder if mother fucker know there are other drugs that are like actual fucking drugs out there
☬ Yet Another Assassination Attempt On Me. Poor Fool Tripped On His Shoelace Right As He Charged At Me.
using the caste to discriminate on who to kill is for indecisive people just go for the throat of whoever pisses you off
=oXO hi¡ =:) =oXO
Just a reminder that today is none other than #SlashingSaturday! Post about your sharpest and most honorable weapons, and don't forget to take them out on a spin!
When I am not eating seaweed I am eating stars #blessed #justhorseythings https://i.imgur.com/AR2apGf.png
Dried seaweed is good one piece at a time But eating a stack of thirty is a bad idea I do sort of like the feeling of it getting soggy though It tastes too much like the ocean f100r all at once
Post beam
☬ It Would Seem An Introduction Is In Order. Wouldnt It? salutations Chittr. You May Call Me Grigor. I Took Interest In This Site Due To A Recommendation From A Very. Very Close Friend Of Mine. Some Of You May Know Her As Her Imperious Condescension. i Am A Simple Troll Who Specialises In Religious Practices. The Dark Arts. Being A Royal And Being The Definition Of A Charming Gentletroll. most Dislike Me For My Closeness With The Fuchsia. But All Come Around Eventually After Meeting Me. as You May(or May Not) Know. Due To...whatever Timeline Shinanigans Happen Here. those Of Royal Blood Have Abilities Beyond Understanding. Atleast In My Timeline. as For Myself. Aside From Immortality. It Was Passed Down From My Ancestor. the Power Of Dominance And Control. but To Not Fret. I Am Not Villain. unless You Give Me Reason To Be. other Than That I Have Since Learned Darker Arts To Expand Abilities. while Yes I Am Certainly Good Friends With Her Imperious Condescension. I Do Say That If Any Human Or Troll Wishes To Commune With Me. I Do Not Bite.
>+. MY BONES JUST TRIED TO EXPLODE .+<
〔•෴•〕 < If everyone is doing it... #NSFW #Horny_Posting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9094b8fbaee.jpg / *yuck, yuck!*
🞜 happy firearm friday to those who observe.
sometimes you really do just need to consume your own skin as a treat
|I g𖦹t t𖦹 3xcit3d i g𖦹t up t𖦹 fast t𖦹 grab my tabl3t and n𖦹w my h𖦹rns ar3 stuck in my c3iling again_
the only proper way to win is to make those you loathe submit break their will down to ash and make them comply.
Anyone Expect|ng Mercy By My Hand |n A Proper Duel |s Comparable To The |ll|terate Troglodytes Who Quest|on Why Orpheus Turned Back |n The Underworld Or Assumed Troll Sasuke Uch|ha Was Exclus|vely Attracted To Women. Just A Complete |nab|l|ty To Recogn|ze Bas|c Patterns |n Behav|or.
evveryones alwways askin me “wwhered all the orphans go” nevver “HOWWD all the orphans go” it wwas painfully and in the gnashin maww of a monstrous wwyrm wwith a million teeth #nsfww #gore
like sometimes you just want to stand in the AOE, right? just to feel something?
Like this chitt if y0u think @cesarianAqueduct sh0uld be put t0 death f0r t0e crimes Hate this chitt if y0u disagree #t0ep0sting #nsfw
I remember my earlie$t hunt$ along the $hore. Not for the meat. Not only. The landd₩eller$ ₩ould gather in their little market$ under ¢anva$ and $moke, all teeth and hand$ and bright fal$e laughter. Fi$h for grain. Grain for metal. Metal for favor$. Favor$ for $ilen¢e. None of them ¢alled it hunger. That ₩a$ ₩hat intere$ted me. A bea$t take$ be¢au$e it mu$t. A hunter take$ be¢au$e he ¢an. But the$e ¢reature$ had found a ₩ay to make taking ₱olite. They $miled ₩hile ₩eighing one another’$ throat$ on little bra$$ $¢ale$, then thanked the blade for it$ fairne$$. I ₩at¢hed from the $urf ₩ith blood $till ₩arm beneath my ¢la₩$ and thought, "There i$ art here." Not yet. Not for me. Not ₩hile the hunt ₩a$ $till young and $im₱le. But later. Definitely later.
you know what nevermind I get it
I've got a brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the key.
Hes s0 mean t0 me all the time v-v
There i$ a ₱arti¢ular ₱lea$ure in $melling $u₱₱er before it rea¢he$ the ₱late. A little $alt in the air. A little fear under the $ea$oning. $omething tender, dre$$ed u₱ a$ $omething ¢lever, $till believing the table ₩a$ $et for anyone el$e. I do admire a meal ₩ith ambition. It make$ the fir$t bite $o mu¢h more re₩arding. #im₱lied #¢annibali$m
In my public humiliati0n era
What a wonderful night for cleaning! Johnny's asleep, the weather is nice, and I don't have a single notification after not checking my phone for an extended period of time! :^)
[A video of roughly 15 seconds is posted. It's a first-person perspective of an ongoing fight against Kris. The speed of the blows exchanged is too hard to follow, the camera struggling as it sways with every movement made by the owner. Judging from the tentacles slashing at Kris, it's Meenah. The cephalopod-like appendages seize his legs, trapping the human before slamming him repeatedly onto the ground; making the camera shake as the crater below him grows deeper. Muffled, feminine laughter can be heard before the recording cuts off.] shit neva gets old @malleablePersonage
Fine, You Can Have It. :p🧩
some sort of godthing.
(The video posted is shaky. It appears to be first person footage of someone fighting Meenah (@corallineCataclysm). After a brief exchange of fisticuffs and weapon strikes, the video's perspective is inverted. An audible 'NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN' is heard from the POV, before it is suddenly sent careening into the ground numerous times. Giggling is faintly audible in the background, before cracks begin to form in the video feed as the lens becomes damaged, and the audio peaks before cutting out entirely.)
why does EVERYONE who fights me do the fucking HULK SMASH PUNY GOD move to me when they get the chance? EVERYONE. one sec. you won't believe this shit.
the medical system will pay. vaguely relevant to my last post but this deserves its own. i fucking loathe hospitals.
California Trolls.
i think i'ma kill some stuff
Hello!! I was worki^9 out 1or so lo^9 today!
i wonder if i can get people to start calling saltines "soda crackers" again like they did in the 50's and 60's. i just think it's such a fun term. soda crackers!
[[ Lowkey very funny to see chittr be so quiet at this hour, the deltarune apocalypse has got EVERYONE. /lh ]
i wonder how many laws will i violate if i make a [TOOL OF FUN] out of multiple drills and a singular bucket,which works in a way that i'd slam that shit on someone's head and make it go vrrrrrrrr until they're in the sweet embrace of [BLISSFUL SLEEP]. #nsfw #violence
matilda #firearmfriday https://i.ibb.co/HLncnswY/vp70.jpg
what does any of this have to do with the thrill of combat
Unexpec+edly, I Have Been Approached By A Peer Of Higher Cas+e And Asked +o Preserve Purpleblood's +as+eslab In A Jar. He Called I+ A "pickle". While I'm Gra+eful +ha+ My Abili+ies And In+eres+s Have Been No+iced, I'm No+ Sure How I Feel Abou+ +his... Unscien+ific Name.
✝+ Hello everyone, how are you all faring? +✝
Im 0kay n0w im t0uching grass
I do not llike change. Kill it
S0rry f0r thinking y0u were m0rtal it w0nt happen again
"= huuuuh. ="
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
As an Equius I will inform you that the maid thing goes both ways
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!
I think that this is much more straightforward than Tumblr
Did you know horses love you
øh indeed. i did catch a whiff øf that. øf all øf the things that get bandied abøut as thøugh it is nøthing arøund here, there are still thøse whø clutch their pearls øver a little casual cannibalism?
cløwn thirst is never valid and yøu all have terrible taste. get help.
Maybe we should eat everyone, just for the equality of it all.
børedøm is a pøisøn and søcial media is the sløw and agønizing death øf any and all dignity.
y'all s𖦹𖦹𖦹𖦹 fucking pathetic ( #cavernsvaguep𖦹sting )
X “I’m hemo anon” buddy we know you’re either 1) A Candyblood 2) A Limeblood 3) A highblood who hates themselves Like nobody else uses it. x