♣ mediated by @obliteratedOblivion
ALRIGHT, I'LL KEEP THE GORMLESS SAPPY SHIT BRIEF. #STARWATCH WENT PRETTY WELL, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. NOT A WHOLE LOT OF LIGHT POLLUTION ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE GREEN MOON, IF YOU CAN TRAVEL ALL THE DAMN WAY. YOU KNOW, LIGHT POLLUTION IS THE ONLY KIND OF TROLL-MADE WASTE THAT GOES AWAY INSTANTLY IF WE ALL STOP DOING IT. IF I COULD TAKE A FUCKING HATCHET TO THE ELECTRICAL GRID OF EVERY GENERATOR ON THE PLANET AT ONCE, THE SKY WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS EVERY NIGHT. BUT HEY. EVEN IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT OVER THE GLOW OF YOUR PALMHUSKS AND ISLABS AND YOUR TERRORVISIONS AND FUCKASS LIGHT-MODE CHITTR, IT'S ALL STILL THERE. BEHIND THE GLOW. FULL OF FALLING STARS. GOOD LIGHT, CHITTR. REMEMBER TO LOOK UP, ONCE IN A WHILE.
✙ //:> Connecting mechacarcass to the network //:> Connection established //:> Command send: Edit //:> Command send: Erase name //:> Command send: Enter new name //:> Papaya Mozzie //:> Command send: Save //:> Initiating installation of new protocols #vague #ominously-vague ⚕
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I have successfully manipulated yoou intoo becooming my foolloower
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