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@oblivifinIncarnate
(⊱♓︎⊰) Owner of t)(is mutt. @gardenPupstic Literally don't give a s)(IP about this washed up site. )(ere only to keep an eye on my mutt, fuck off B-EACHes.
)(old on just read t)(e fucking news w)(at t)(e )(ell is going on
SHE has risen! That's what's going on.. I'm a very happy minion!
Okay you know w)(at I'm gonna stay out of it got my own wars to plan t)(ank you.
Mutt's fixed, t)(ey'll be fine if any of you beac)(es fuck it up again your getting skewered 38/
No one confide in me about not)(ing just got done fixing t)(is w)(ole CODamn mess Literally )(ad to act like I gave a karp over t)(is, s)(it sucked
ii lo2t a coiin iin a vendiing machiine once and u2ed my p2iioniic2 two force a can of 2oda out and iit wa2nt even good
woah iit wa2 ju2t a can of 2oda pretty chalant of you two get up2et over iit ii mean the empiire mu2t own liike triilliion2 and that2 not even countiing all the carbonated bath water 2ea dweller2 promote
I don't give two karps about anyfin your sayin genuinely just fuck off
IIt wa2 one of the few 2oda2 wiithout your face on iit two are you that parched ii2 iit becau2e youre old ii can probably manage two 2end you 2ome miineral water glub iif youre thiir2ty
Doin )(ot gill s)(it (war crimes)
Cod fuckin damn I gotta reel in t)(e leas)( on t)(is dam mutt t)(is is getting ridiculous
I'm not getting fuckin t)(erapy t)(e trauma makes me badass as )(ell
Cod damnit I'm pus)(in everyfin back because t)(is stupid mutt Gonna ban em from t)(is site fucking )(ell
Okay yea)( t)(at's enoug)( of t)(at Cod damn I gotta fix everyt)(ing yees)(.
Yea)( I'm just gonna leave t)(em to it actually seams more funny t)(at way #vaugeposting
Smokin da fattest blunt u ever did sea #substances
Cod all t)(e peeps )(ere are borin as fuck Can't wait to move on and not deel wit)( t)(is karp, )(ave somet)(in actually interestin to do
O̶h, O̶h, I see M̶y M̶istake! I neeD̶ tO̶ pretenD̶ tO̶ be SCARED̶ tO̶O̶!
I ain't fucking borin Just ain't anyt)(ing interestfin in t)(is damn timeline. We jumpin t)(o, )(ell w)(o knows maybe it'll be yours 38)
Pffft good luck If I r-E-ELy wanted you dead I wouldn't even need to be t)(ere I'd leave it to t)(e mutt But I've got bigger fis)( to fry t)(an people w)(o dissed me on c)(ittr eelmao
Good for t)(em, but t)(ey've culled people closer t)(an t)(at for me eelmao W)(y would t)(ey be loyal to someone like you over me 38)
Yea)(, god-tier immortality is a beac)( T)(at's w)(y I'd just )(ave em keep cullin till we get lucky )(ow I got em to do it before and it worked fine
yeah all rite good luck with that the unvirse refusws 2 let me fuckin die so u have fun bitch
Yea)( well I ain't wastin fuel or time on actually commitin to you And t)(e mutt does somew)(at like you, t)(ey've been good to no resistance at all Guess I can spare your pat)(etic life for t)(e sake of convince
Finally got t)(e new engine for my s)(ip properly )(ooked up, way better t)(an )(aving some troll )(ooked up t)(at's for s)(ore Peep t)(e specs beac)(es )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/50kQg4vY/Aradia-20260609-032423-0000-ezgif-com-effects.gif
Fis)( fear me Women fear me Men fear me -Everyfin fears me Doesn't make em want me any less 38)
diid you put fii2h feariing you at the top becau2e you thiink iit2 the mo2t iimpre22iive becau2e theiir around your iintellectual capaciity or
-Eelmao your a riot, you'd make a great glubbin jester for all of five minutes before you run out of material
iim flattered youre thiinkiing about my materiial but unfortunately ii thiink my own claw2 would do better at gettiing than anythiing you could do meenah #n2fw
You acting like I didn't )(ave multiple desperate beac)(es wantin to pail t)(e day I s)(owed up. #nsfw
ii mean yeah iif ii wa2 half 2tarviing and knew ii had no other optiion ii 2uppo2e iid al2o hiit up the local chariity fa2t food re2taurant two whiip me up the world2 oiiliie2t 2quealbea2t burger iid probably be lookiing reliieved two be eatiing iit two
Mutt's back, t)(ey're probably )(eadfin to rest t)(ink t)(e gat)(ering took it out of em But t)(ey'll be back tomorrow for anyone w)(o gives a karp about em
Mutt's gat)(ering some stuff t)(ey won't be on for a minute so don't )(arass t)(em. Don't need em getting distracted fuel takes long enoug)( to gat)(er.
Don't worry your little )(ead about t)(at pup, it's imPORTant and t)(at all you need to know
Do you ever wonder what the fuel tastes like? Do you ever want to take a sip? Is it normal to want to lap some up when nopony is looking? Your highness, permission to taste the fuel?
Yea)( and it's gonna stay t)(at way. I ain't just given out t)(e details of t)(is s)(ip, don't need more beac)(es tryin to mooc)( off me
Yea)( I mean never t)(oug)(t about it, Karp looks terrible. Smell aint t)(e worst I guess. Be my guest w)(enever t)(e mutt gets back wit)( t)(e supply, mig)(t cull you t)(oug)( I got no clue 38/
Back in high school, I was voted least likely to die from consuming alien fuels. I think I'll be okay!
Listen fis)(es, if you wanna work for me you gotta expect gettin not)(in in return. You come groveling wantin me to solve all your problems and t)(en you'll work for me? No dice. You gotta do everyfin for me end of story. Do good and )(ell maybe I'll reward ya but don't expect me to be makin deals wit)( people w)(o ain't got not)(fin to offer me
Wh★t ★n enticing offer. Wow. Re★lly m★kes me w★nt to sign right on. H★ve you tried working in s★les? You'd be very good ★t it?
waiit hold on how 2iilly there2 2omethiing el2e iin there two my miiddle prong iim gonna throw iit iin a2 a bonu2 ju2t for you Meenah
Wow! Your icon takes me back. Remember when we took that photo? Good times, your highness! https://i.imgur.com/TldjtC9.png
Finally one of you glubbin idiots understand preciate it
@gardenPupstic I got competition, I need you to cull mr Penis
-Eelmao w)(at do you mean someone called mr Penis died
Any of you guppies know a good cigar brand been wantin to sea w)(at ot)(er options )(ave in s)(ore instead of just smokin t)(e same karp all day.
g0t two hit the sweet sp0t where you're getting actual value f0r you caegar with0ut being charged just because you can aff0rd it. why the fuck shouldn't the deal still be g0od even when it c0sts a lot?
-Emotionally manipulating anot)(er god tier prawn to use for personal gain 38)
Not s)(ore )(ow muc)( I appreciate pulling t)(e same s)(ip as you but e)( not exactly like it's an original idea