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Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse

they call me the #GOAT for my amazing feats if you have heard anything negative about me the masses are LYING. i did none of those things.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 317Kull Score: 2624 followers 1 following

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Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

i dont have an ancestor but this is what i looked like before my prime https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/MRY_0.png

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Yeah, man. Alright.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

i may have a racehorse lineage but i wouldn't know

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Damn yoou really goot a gloow up

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

can't go to the #bonfireparty right now. i'm having sex with my gorgeous wife. #nsfw

#nsfw #bonfireparty

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

back in my prime they called me the goat

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

it's great to be orange

Kult: +20

Total: 20

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

happy #fishingfriday throwback to when door knob and comely were drafting their basketball teams. some say they're dating. https://static.wikitide.net/horseracetestswiki/5/5f/COM%26KNB_date.webp

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

carrot

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

i know i keep talking about my wife but can you really blame me. i'm an awesome lesbian horse for fucks sake

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

@symbioticAutomata[SA]

0h my g0g 1 had n0 1dea u were lezb1an h0rzez h0ly zh1t th1z makez ch1ttr z0 much better th1z z1tez w0rth g01n 0n aga1n

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

my wife is so cool. we kiss eachother

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@hypnoticGeneral[HG]

I GREATLY ENJOY THE LESSSBIAN HORSSSIESSS

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

if you know me as fearsome fate then you knew me at a very low point in my life

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

the reason i'm orange is because i have a lot of beta carotene in my body because i'm always chompin carrots

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@wildCharge[WC]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JU⚡T BORN LIKE THAT

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Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

a common misconception.

@adiosToreador[AT]

wOW,

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

do you know what i love more than my wife though? carrots

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

you love carrots more than your wife?

↩ @epsilonCatatonia[EC]

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

food keeps me alive

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@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

you know what youre so fucking right and i shouldve never questioned you

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

i love my wife

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

clementine surprise is not my daughter. i did not give birth and send my baby to china. she may look similar but we are not related. https://static.wikitide.net/horseracetestswiki/1/1e/CLM.png

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

i'm glad to see cyan is okay though. i thought we lost her

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

what even happened while i was gloating about winning the tournament

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

who the fuck is fuzao and why are there elephants that eat horses

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Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

WHY ARE THERE TWO CYANS AND WHY WAS ONE OF THEM GREEN

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

if anyone says that i was doping in those races I WAS FUCKING NOT. they were slandering my good name.

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ WE KNOW THIS JOVIAL WE KNOW 🕷️🍭✨

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

my beautiful wife lightning strikes thrice

Kult: +30

Kull: +15

Total: 45

Ratio: 2.00

@electricPugilist[EP]

<3-Holy-shit-Jovial-Merryment-I'm-your-biggest-fan.

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Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

that's because i'm the #GOAT

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@electricPugilist[EP]

<3-We-bet-on-winning-horses-in-this-household-ma'am

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

so i heard that there are horses on this site? cool

Kult: +60

Kull: +45

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.33

Ys 🐴😊😁🩷

@chillerAficionado[CA]

What the fuck is that

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Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

what? never seen a horse before?

↩ @orangeHorse[OH]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

You're like. A fucked up gum drop.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ THAT'S [????]-TIME HORSE RACE TESTS RACE WINNER JOVIAL MERRIMENT PUT SOME RESPECT ON HER NAME 🕷️🍭✨

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

so the legends are true.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@symbioticAutomata[SA]

CAN TH1Z PLEAZE BEC0ME THE H0RZE z1TE

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse[OH]

so? horses come in all shapes and sizes. stop acting like you've never seen a horse before.

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