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Jovial Merryment

@orangeHorse

they call me the #GOAT for my amazing feats if you have heard anything negative about me the masses are LYING. i did none of those things.

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i eat the carrot

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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
transgender
love yourself
@beemO[BO]

Cool!

@beemO[BO]

thanks bmo

I'm conflicted, do I, or don't I sign up for Aperture Science?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DO NOT

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

this place is infested wwith jawwless pissbloods evvery time i refresh my tl im bombarded by another ten sols theyre multiplyin like bloody bacteria despite bein lispy foul smellin acne prone scoliotic MUTANTS all a em seem to effortlessly possess a seraglio a fat bottomed bitches an frankly ivve had enough WWHAT DOES HE HAVVE THAT I DONT WWHAT IRRESISTABLE QUALITY DOES THAT TOOTHLESS HONEYMONGER HAVVE THAT ALLOWWS HIM TO COMMAND HOARDS A FEMININE WWOBBLEMEAT LIKE A BLEETBEAST HERDER girls should be throwwin themselvves at ME they should be BEGGIN to choke on my VVIOLET JEWWEL instead a inferior bifurcated bulge I HATE SOLLUX CAPTOR I HATE WWOMEN

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you're not you when you're hungry.

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go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

holy shit an orange horse

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neigh

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Orange Horse

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@singularityManifest[SM]

Jovi★l Merryment you ★re ★n inspir★tion to us ★ll ★nd ★lso seriously b★d★ss.

thank you

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@controversialMilk[CM]

>> oh no where d¡d a11 the gay horses go ¡t seems there ¡s a d¡st¡nct shortage of gay horses at th¡s moment w¡th¡n th¡s v¡c¡n¡ty *cough. cough* @aRqu¡uspr¡te

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i'm a lesbian horse if that counts for anything

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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@aRquiusprite[AR]

◥▶◀◤ —> That's still gay, bro.

i know.

i dont have an ancestor but this is what i looked like before my prime https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/MRY_0.png

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YUCKY PENNY
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Yeah, man. Alright.

i may have a racehorse lineage but i wouldn't know

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Before I go to bed. I found Evil Hatsune Miku. Okay, good night. https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/Zatsune_miku_02.webp

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Isn't... that just Kasane Teto-

teto isnt evil though

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@alluringFelicity[AF]

#chalktime @orangeHorse https://i.imgur.com/Nqv6stP.png

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this really captures my features

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@alluringFelicity[AF]

i need to chill. comment on this post and i might doodle you in chalk. no promises.

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do you have orange chalk

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

A certain pony wishes for a carrot.

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me?

I could go for some o^ts, perh^ps ^ brief g^llop ^fterw^rds if ^s much could be permitted.

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you should eat a carrot

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@orangeHorse[OH]

You h^ve most excellent ide^s.

i keep it REAL

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pspsps?

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i'm not a cat but you have my attention

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FIE ON THEE, RESTAURATEUR! 'TIS NOT WORTH THE PAYED CHECK TO DEAL WITH THINE MECHANICAL MONSTROSITIES! https://images2.imgbox.com/68/e8/wRGJqLt7_o.png

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DON QUIXOTE WATCH THE FUCK OUT THERE'S A SCARY FOX

WOW. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. I COULD EAT A Ȑ̶̗̌O̴̝͐̃B̶͇̌́Ȯ̶̹͙̓T̷̼̆͘ FEW DOZEN EGGS.

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for a second i thought you were so hungry you could eat a horse. glad to know i'm safe.

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@orangeHorse[OH]

WELL NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

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please no. i have a wife.

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@orangeHorse[OH]

*LICKING LIPS, SUSPICIOUSLY HORSE SHAPED BUMP IN THROAT* WHO?

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you monster. i'll have you sent to the glue factory.

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don't fucking tag me