- !!! not a drill !!!
- i repeat !!! not a drill !!!
- she is most likely to be around places with literature or cute stationary!
- possibly may have drifted into a neighboring cloistersystem around outglut! which im really really hoping is the case!!!
- please please tell me or @apatheticApostacy if you or anyone you know has seen her!!!
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▼▼▼GOG NOT NOW @orthopraxicArchivist IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME IM GONNA GO DOWN TO THOSE FUCKING CAVERNS AND SNAP YOUR PALMHUSK IN HALF OVER YOUR HORN, I AM N O T IN THE FUCKING MOOD▼▼▼
- I WOULDNT HAVE TO !!! KEEP CALLING YOU !!! IF YOU WOULD FUCKING ANSWER!!!!!
- you never listen to anything i have to say!
- thats fine!
- i dont fucking care!
- BUT THIS IS !!! REALLY GODDAMN IMPORTANT !!!
- PICK UP YOUR PHONE!
- RIGHT!
- NOW!
- oh no! how scary!!!
- is he going to send it by mail! to the nearest legislacerator address! where it will sit in an unfiled and unread box for multiple moons! before finally being picked up and discarded!
- im clutching my pearls!!!
- you know!
- maybe its just me!
- but im starting to feel like this alternate timeline stuff is getting out of hand!!!
- im about to be asking for proof of who you are!
- what fractal river you come from!
- cant trust just anybody!!!
- we have already stated for the record that those are !!! not me !!!
- but!
- since they do sort of look like me!
- for reasons related to timeriver bullshittery and !!! fake mes !!! and no other possible reasons!!!
- i think a term discussion is in order!
every niiight you fiiind a new and exciiitiiing way to show off just how pathetiiic you are. iiit's a wonder your cloiiister manages to not collapse iiin on iiitself wiiith someone liiike you so close to the helm. iii can't even call iiit the cute sort of pathetiiic, not wiiith the way you dress.
- it wasnt a request!!!
- when ive wrapped up the !!! important things !!! i have currently logged in my daily itinerary!
- things that are much more important than you and your mind games!!!!!!
- i will be showing up to take appropriate action
- in the meanwhile! it would be healthier if you didnt speculate on things you dont know anything about!!!
- and in case you struggle to get this part through your thick fucking skull! i will state it very plainly!
- i dont dress to !!! your !!! tastes!
- and i plan to keep it that way!!!!!
- so zip it buster
- !!! not me !!!
- that is !!! not !!! me!
- it is some other! fake! not version of me! that is !!! not me !!!
- you arent friends with me! you dont know me!
- i dont need your pity branch on behalf of some !!! fake me !!!
you don't manage to dress to anyone's tastes, despiiite your best efforts. poor dear. the yous we refer to, well... you dress better than they diiid, at least.
- zip! it! buster!!!
- i dress to !!! my !!! tastes!
- that is !!! good enough !!! for me!
- im not trying to impress anybody!!!!!
- maybe you put all of your self worth in how other people view you!
- which is pretty sad and pathetic! if were being honest!
- i dont do that!
- i dont care!!!
- so step off!!!!!!
⚇ That's right. ⚇ It's breakfast time. ⚇ 3 foot long sandwiches full of a bunch of stuff, like 8 things of poutine, a bigass platter of nachos, four oblong meat products ⚇ And a coffee. ⚇