Lynera Skalbi
@orthopraxicArchivist
- study hard and eat your vegetables!!!
- !!! calling all technologically literate trolls !!! - and i guess also non trolls we are being inclusive! - i need somebody that can triangulate location based on a mobile device signal! - it is very urgent!!!
c< i caN get it.... its wHO i tHiNK it is, aiNt it? >c
- yes i got her! - i managed to eventually get her to tell me where she is and i am now with her! - she is doing! - well - shes been better but i think she will be okay! - thank you so much for trying to help!
c< i did wHat i cOuld.... if at all pOssible, if sHe dOes tHis agaiN, i Need yOu 2 direct Her 2 My taverN, OKay? cause if sHes Here, sHes NOt gettiN Hurt >c
- i appreciate the offer but i think she will be the most safe in the caverns! - however i will keep your tavern in mind as a backup option! just in case! - shes been avoiding being hive lately so its always good to have a second location!
c< Of cOurse, sHe always Has tHe cOOrds if sHe Needs tHeM, aNd, yOu sHOuld 2, actually, ill see if i caN figure tHiNgs Out >c
- of !!! course !!! when i actually really need her for something shes down in the cavern trails doing a performance review!!! - thats just my luck isnt it! - guess im doing this myself!!! #vagueposting
- breakfast is the most important meal of the night! - but do you know whats even nicer than a pile of freshly scrambled eggs and a hot coffee! - a pile of freshly scrambled eggs! a hot coffee! and a good book!!!
- dinner is also very important! - its bad form to go to your cupe hungry!!! - but in my opinion! even worse than sleeping hungry! is having to be hungry all evening!!!
- i know what you are! - staying up past daylight hours! - you know the reason that you cant keep a schedule is because you have no self discipline! - youre going to be tired tomorrow!!! - and youre going to regret it!!! - so go to bed already!!!!!
- bronya has !!! enough !!! on her plate you know! - dont you think it would be the decent troll thing to not make her do literally every single thing for you! - would it kill us to support her a little!!! - at least !!! im !!! taking initiative! what are you doing!? being a fat lard on the back of the caravan!? yeah i thought so!!!
- ooohhh thats right!!!!!! - no horns! weird colors! youre one of the aliens!!!!! - still! i bet you could find someone selling one! - i can even keep an eye out and let you know!!!
Thank you I do have ample caegar and precious metal otherwise.
- this is an acceptable delay to the normal sleepytime routine! carry on! - just make sure to not stay up too late!!!
▲you act like there isn't ample jade assistance in the caverns.▼ ▲god forbid a couple of us not be into being domestic slaves.▼
- there you go again! with the blatant slander! - you have no respect for our roles and responsibilities at all!!! it sickens me!!!!! - get off my post! do something productive! like sleeping!!!
- i mean really! the sheer audacity!!! - making a public post for whats very clearly an internal issue that does not need any sort of audience weighing in! - not even a current issue either!!! - if you werent such a rulebreaker all the time i wouldnt be rightfully suspecting you every time sanctity is broken! - did you ever think about that!? #vaguepost #exceptnotreally #youknowwhoyouare!
Y'know this is probably the exact reaction she was lookin' to get out of you from that post, right?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU KNOW. YOU COULD FIGHT THIS PERSON. IRL. TONIGHT. AT FIGHT NIGHT. SETTLE IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY. :o)
- if shes going to be a stick in the mud im going to do it right back!!! - somebody has to put their foot down over this type of behavior!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE IS LITERALLY A PUBLIC THROWDOWN TONIGHT. THURSDAY FIGHT NIGHT. IT'S ALREADY HAHAPPENING.
Well hey. I gotta respect you stickin' to your guns. Best of luck, 'cuz they don't seem the type to go down easy from a simple verbal throwdown.
- there will be no public throwdowns involving anyone from my cloister!!! - it is a private affair and it will be treated as such - even if !!! somebody !!! seems insistent on airing it all out to the public
I may have missed it but I do+n’t see any public po+st it’s pro+bably fine things mo+ve fast here so+ peo+ple will mo+ve o+n and yo+u can handle it in private
▲lol, only just found this now▼ ▼if this is your way to try and hateflirt its shitty and i'd also rather snort glass shards than touch you with a ten foot pole▲ ▼same way a certain other jade would never touch you▲
- nightly reminder to drink lots of water and brush your fangs! - i guarantee most of you are not doing it enough! - and yes im looking at you specifically!!!
What's the recommended care routine for externaL mandibLes? Asking for a friend
brushing your fangs is for normies cultivate a poisonous bacteria in your mouth for biting tech
- mouth grade fangpaste is also approved for use on external mandibles! - mix with a little bit of water before applying and be sure to wipe down thoroughly for a beautiful polish!!!
- your skin will dry out and your teeth will rot away!!! - not really my problem but i still think you should care a little more!
>[ 10 if i chew on one of those lusus dental care chewtoy th-ngs will that suffice? ];
- while that will help with removing plaque from your fangs it is still not a full substitute for brushing! - you cannot escape self care routines!!!
- an apple a day keeps the mediculler away!!! - it doesnt have to specifically be an apple - but ive seen how some of you eat! - you know exactly what im talking about!!! dont try playing coy!!! - eat a fresh fruit right now!!!!!
You barely got here and you're already telling people What to do. Great.
- dont even get me started on you mister!!! - you should eat a fresh fruit too! - i see those "study snacks" you take with you!!! - if you can even call them that!!!!!