alright, i don't see anyone else talking about it, so i'm gonna take one for the team, cuz i'm such a helpless sap. the mob's gonna pillory me for this one, but they did that to troll davwid bowvie during his thin vwhite duke era too. and guess vwhat? man's still a LEGEND. yeah, i bet some of you bastards regret making such bulgenoses out of yourselvwes nowv that the guy's dead. RIP ziggy. so fat chicks. vwe gotta stop pretending they're hot, okay? ivw'e had enough of the performativwe charades. i'm tired of playing. nobody actually vwants to fuck flabby, buckets of lard vwith tits attached. there. i said it. since time immemorial men havwe nevwer found fat chicks fit. the ones vwho do are desperate. vwanna knowv vwhy cats choose to pork landvwhales? it's cuz they're easy. all you gotta do is make her feel sexy, and ugly betty vwill be vwrapped around your little finger. doesn't matter if you're lying to her fatty mcfat fat face. these girls notoriously havwe no self-esteem. nowv nook is nook. once you're inside it doesn't really matter vwhat size pants the broad vwears. you just shut your eyes and imagine prime pamela anderson. that's vwhat i do, anyvway. evwen vwhen i'm polishing the pearl, i'm still thinking about pammy vwhile i piston my spit-plastered fist vwithout abandon. vwham bam thank you ma'am. it might feel good in the moment but you gotta consider the optics. you don't vwant to be knowvn as a chubby chaser. gross. and nowv you'vwe got desperate fat sluts piling onto you, crushing you under their prodigious amounts of belly fat, begging for attention and combos. no, thank you. hard pass. that ain't the life for me. i like my girlies coke skinny. #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance
i'm with this handsome feller. walk into a 6roup of drones and stay there, thank ya.
ewwww.
welp, more for me, bud. and then i flip you off. both hands. the walls and ceiling start to cave in. "vwait a second!" too late. straight to tartarus (like tartar sauce because of the fish thing get it?) for you buddy
(never have i seen a man so wrong never have i seen a man so deserving of death hell itself is to pleasant a place for the likes of you yet there you shall suffer for eternity when the grasp of death finally finds you.)
