♣ mediated by @paulOfficial
I did not think I would have to say this: Please do not cannibalize people.
If you are being murdered, do not panic. Merely say you do not consent to your situation, and the murderer is forced to stop.
It has come to my attention that many of you believe I am no longer President. This is false. “President” is merely the title given to the individual currently occupying the Oval Office, and I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchhill.
#buttonbatteries #evil #shouldieatone #esophagus
<] SHE DIDNT LET ME HIT BECAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE, I AM VERY MUCH BY MYSELF AND IT WILL STAY THAT WAY[>
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "A Titan is basically still just a fountain, right?"; unused_2 = "Just one that happens to have a hard and dangerous shell."; unused_3 = "Wonder what'd happen if you went inside a Titan and then made another fountain inside the first one."; unused_4 = "And then what if you like. Kept going."; }
I'll add it to the list.
<] ONE OF THE BRODERICKS IS CALLING ME A FED WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?[>