REMINDER TO THOSE RUNNIN' THEIR STUPID FUCKING MOUTHS. @SCRATCHDOCTOR @DOCSCRATCH @DOCTORSCRATCH @ITCHY @SLOWDOZER @MISTERSEVEN @MISTERSEVEN#FERFER08 @HANDMAID @DAMARAMEGIDO @CALIBORN @CYNICALCOINAGE @MAXIMSBELT @BLACKESTQUASAR @MRBENEDICT @EXILEDUNIVERSE @SIXPINSIMPALED @THE REST OF THOSE STUPID FUCKS. I CAN'T FIND THEM ALL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. HTTPS://STORAGE.HOMESTUCK.COM/STORY/HOMESTUCK/MEDIA/IMAGES/PANELS/INT-1/01315.GIF #NSFW
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HEY DIPSHIT. YER CREW ARE ALL SORTS OF TORN UP. FIX IT. I DON'T PUNCH SAD SACKS.
ARE YOu FuCKING KIDDING ME? EGGS? ARE YOu REALLY OVER THAT EASY? IS THIS SERIOuSLY WHAT SCRAMBLES YOu INTO BITCH PASTE? NO. ON YOuR FEET. GET uP. RIGHT NOW. I DON'T CARE IF IT FuCKING TICKLES. I TRIM THESE TALONS FOR NO BITCH. YOu ARE GOING TO MARCH BACK IN THERE. AND SHOW THEM YOu ARE A RESPECTABLE GODDAMN uNDERLING. YOu TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY. YOu ARE A NAME TAGGER. AND A PART. OF A COMPLETE BALANCED BREAKFAST. YOu MAKE SuRE. CAPTAIN CRuNCH. CAPTAIN KILLS HIMSELF. FuCKER DIDN'T EVEN EARN THAT RANK. LOOK AT HIS GOOFY ASS STOLEN VALOR uNIFORM. THREE STRIPES? THT'S A COMMANDER. NOT A CAPTAIN. THIS NAVAL EMBARASSMENT IS TRYING TO BILL HIMSELF. AS YOuR LEVEL. OF DIVINE. COSMIC IMPORTANCE. THIS INTERLOPER. THINKS HE IS SLICK. BuT NOBODY IS SLICK. I AM THE ALPHA. I MAKE THE SLICK. IT EXuDES. LIKE RADIOACTIVE WASTE. FROM A RuNNY RADIOACTIVE WASTE FAuCET. NOW YOu GET IN THERE. AND YOu HuMPTY THOSE DuMPTY BITCHES. IN THE FAT DuMPIES. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME. OR I WILL GIVE YOu A FuCKING REASON TO CRY. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOuT IT. I SELECTED YOu. THIS MEANS YOu ARE IMPORTANT. YOuR LIFE IS NOT YOuR OWN TO FORFEIT. MARCH.
NOPE. WRONGO. AND THAT'S THE BuZZER. OHOHOH. NOT IT. NOSE GOES. AND I DON'T EVEN. FuCKING HAVE ONE OF THOSE. DOZE. ARE YOu SLEEPY OR SOMETHING? GETTING TIRED? EYELIDS HEAVY? LAST I CHECKED. I HAD ONE OF THE GREATEST MINIONS. IN THE FuCKING ENTIRETY OF PARADOX SPACE. NOT SOME RIP VAN WINKLE OFF. WHO IS GOING TO SNOOZE AND LOSE. ON MY GODDAMN TIME. I KNOW YOu ARE ALREADY. SLOWING DOWN YOuR OWN PERCEPTION OF ME. RIGHT NOW. SO GET THIS THROuGH YOuR STuPID. PuPPET FuCK HEAD. I. CARE. ABOuT. HAVING. YOu. CARE. ABOuT. ME. THIS MEANS. I AM. IMPORTANT. TO YOu. AND I DO NOT. WANT TO HAVE. TO HAuL ASS. AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE. WHO CAN SLOW DOWN TIME. WHOSE POWERS. ARE IRREFuTABLY. NOT MY OWN. YOu DO THINGS. I DO NOT. THIS MEANS YOu FEAR NOTHING. BuT THE ME THAT HAS LOST. HIS PATIENCE WITH YOu. TAKE NAMES. KICK ASS. TEAM uP WITH THE TuMuLTOuS TERRORS. THAT I BROuGuHT YOu INTO THIS WORLD. TO RANK ALONGSIDE. I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING. NO FOR AN ANSWER. YOu SLOW FuCKING NINCOMPOOP. YOu ARE MY CENTuRION. MY ELITE. MY GODDAMN HERCuLEAN MENACE. GET OuT THERE. AND STOP MAKING A FuCKING ASS OuT OF ME. BY COSPLAYING AS SOMEONE INCOMPETENT.
I MEANT TO SAY. CHOMPS. I WOuLD NEVER DISHONOR. MY OWN uNDERLING'S. GNEROuS SACRIFICE. IN THIS WAY.OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
SEEMS YOU DO WHAT I SAY AFTER ALL. READ MY CHUMP CHOMPS COMMENT. HEHEH. SUBTLE MESSAGING ALWAYS WORKS AGAINST YOU TIME TRAVELING PRICKS.