Percival Sabatino
@percySabatino
hardboiled detective with a finger in organised crime (My DND Player Character version of Problem Sleuth. May not be consistent with Problem Sleuth lore because of campaign changes!)
okay this elf is pissing me off. he keeps testing magic items on me! "immovable rod" in my jacket, portable silence, scary hat i dont know why im the one being tested on
Show it some pornography. Elves are known to have weak constitutions and will sob.
he apparently has a scroll of instant death so i dont want to upset him too bad
het gala tonight if we dont explode into gunfights and mafia turf wars, ill post pics maybe
ᯓ★ haha w↺w what's the het gala ★ᯓ
some kind of fancy-schmancy fashion event being held in the siren district of midnight city lots of dames gussied up, men dressed to the nines, and im assuming some sort of convert illegal goings on under the cover my family was given invitations under the table so to speak
im going to a gala soon and i need to be dressed to the nines because anyone got any cool stylish suits thatll make women want me and men want me?
by the way for any dames, broads, and damsels my door's always open unless its not then it is not open i have misplaced my keys
thats fine with me, come into my offi- [door is in fact locked] oh, uh, let me just... let me see here... ah yes, my keys. there they are [pulls out a gun and shoots the lock] okay yeah, come inside
selling a ring that that gives the wearer the ability tꙮ perfꙮrm the wenis dance flawlessly, making them a genius whꙮ knꙮws it in advance. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I happened to overhear the price of this ring, and 10 gold? What a bargain! If you have more in stock, I am interested in this ring!
i dont care what jack says NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US and even if something did happen WHICH IT DIDNT HAPPEN it was for very important information ... i did nothing to or for that man
Who are you?????
:33 < i ship it :33 < drawing yaoi of mew two meow
uh um uh erm unm uh different jack uhhh ummmm uhhh [poses like a mannequin at a store window]
if you do make him a black fur tabaxi for no particular reason not like mine is a black coat tabaxi or anything like that haha
ivve made chittr accounts for all my ttrpg characters at this point this wwill be my means of notetakin actually
((percival sabatino, homebrew mafia dnd, problem sleuth investigating into the disappearance of hearts boxcars. may or may not be kismeses with spades slick