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@pickledLemons
why in all my years id never
🐾Work sucks, but at least I have a girlfriend to think about. Anybody else keep their kind busy to survive another work day? If so, what?🐾
I WoUlDnT KNoW I LOVe MY job and IF tHE HYpOtHEtICal Is relAteD To wHAt i WoUlD DO if i were STuCk IN a; BUrECRaUtIc HeLlscApE OF meaNINGLESsNesS WElL I wOULd PRobAblY tUrN tHe BuIldIng I Was wOrKiNG at InTo A cHEEseCAKe faCtorY and mAKE a RaNdOM WorKEr inTO thE GrAnD. HIGh KInG OF CorporaTE takeoVERS WIth A NewLY miNtED aRMY oF nIcKles And diMes TO cOnquEr OTHer ofFiCES wiTH BUT thaTs jUsT mE.
You HAVE NO WHiMSy in Your hEarT! if YoU EvEr wANt to GaiN SomE Then I Am MOrE thaN WIllING tO TaKE YOu ON a trIp tHROugh SeVEral ConfeCTIonariEs TRolL: pONY anD hUman sO ThaT You CAn feEl wHAt yOur body HaS lACkED trUE EXpeRienCE wITh,
yOuR LOss I MEAn LordS of cHaoS DoNT groW On TREeS yOu knOw AT LEASt NOT The ONeS wIth meRE LeAves oN ThEiR brANcHeS
🐾Oh please, Lord of Chaos, take me and my girlfriend to a cosmic cheesecake factory? She doesn't know what she's saying!🐾
i COuLd BE PErsuadEd by a FormaL ApoLOgy fROM HER: I HavE TAKEn a lOok THROugH My qNa bOx so I kNoW yoU FOr tHe Foul-moUtHed triCKSteR thAt You are wHICh lEts be CLEaR gEtS you tEn stARs IN TErMS Of reSPEcT So I sUpPOSE I cOuLd pUt my PrIde asiDe wItH a MiNUtE AMOunT of COmpenSatIOn;
IM gOIng tO gO HavE a MoSt WONdeRFUl Tea pARTY WITH SoME HoRrOr TErRorS aNd I FIGuRED i MigHT usE iT aS A LeaRNIng oppORtunITY tO SCoRe SoME brOWnie poINTs With tHe ROYaL HOO HaH by PRoViDInG a usefUl TiP So AnYWaYS. AlWAyS rEMeMBer to sTAy SaFE AnD briNg a paIr Of ruBy rEd slIppERS jUST iN Case You NeeD To cOME HoME IN A Hurry whILE TRAVersINg DimeNSIONAL BouNDaRIES THiS Goes FOr Any vACAtiON but eSpecially tHE eXTRa plaNaR oNEs:
☼ Oh dear. I had a feeling you'd find this place eventually... ☼
celESTIa! IsnT it Great iM fInALLy gEttINg ArOuND to MeETinG SOmE beIngs AROUNd MY Weight clAsS: NOt tHAT you dIDNT dO YouR beSt TO Get tO It WItH all THOSe cAkEs YoUVE HAd bUt In SomE CAseS nATuRAL tAlENt juST cannoT Be bEAT SadLy foR YOU
I dIDNt SAY oTHeRwIsE diD i; Your WeIgHT is PerfEcT fOr YouR sOMEwHaT iMmorTal BUT ULtiMaTEly confineD EXiSTeNcE. VERY PrOPoRTionAL!
the fuck is lets read homestuck voice over nexus
aND I JuSt Got A rePlAceMEnt fOurTH wAlL i HopE yoU hAve a vErY gooD InsurAncE pRoVideR because you WilL bE HEaRiNg FrOm my laWyEr
@pickledLemons 👋🐙🎀. 🐉❕❕❕ 🫖❔
OH I do aPpRecIAtE THE InITIATivE OF COurSe yOU CAN cOmE ovEr for TEa or I COuld MaYBE COmE OVeR To YOu: i do MAke A meAn CUP of jasMiNe WiTH somE cRINKlEd TOpaz foR A Bit Of crUNCH anD mAybe just a DasH OF a sTAR'S CoRona fOR a NIcE kIcK aLtHOUGH If yOu speCIfIcally aRE allerGic to pure suNLIGHt My DiEt CaN BE QUiTe aDApTaBLE.
controversial opinion but even if they'RE kind of cunt i still don'T think we should fuck with the horrorterrors
tHEY haVe nEedS tOO YOu kNOW aS AlL LIVINg semi-ABStrAcT bEINgS DO:
💎 Often, Twilight and I talk about the perpetuity of immortality she faces! Sometimes, she tears up. I sometimes hold her hoof and we look towards the fillies running free outside her window.
oh rArIty yoU nEeDNt WoRRy WHy SpARKlE Will HaVe mY WONDerous PRESENCe tO looK fOrWards TO In heR ETErNAL lifE And aS YOU mIGhT kNOW THinGS ArE neVer BORiNG aROuND mE!
oh I CaN thInK of EnOUgH matERiaL to LASt us tHe NEXt CeNtUry in AN AfTeRNoOn thE hArd pARt is thINkIng OF maTeRIAl thAt WONt gEt me Petrified but My proCeSs is in A PeRPetUaL stAte OF reFINeMEnt FOR a ReASoN;
OKAY WOW!!! Tried to trisect my vision for once, but it turns out that I think only 2 is the limit, because now I practically have exploded eyes out of me! Very dizzying, had to make them all into separate fledglings of me, what a hassle that was... #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0be1a6c8fd12.jpg
I pity ENTiTIeS tHat CaNNot FReeLy ALTEr MY shaPE As I cAn buT I DO AlsO REspEcT the driVe you hAve To ChanGE yoURsELf in spite oF THE meSS INVOlved; i kNoW iF cHANGING my sHApe was pAInfuL I wouldNT do IT As muCH uNlESS THe biT It wAs for WaS realLY FuNNY;
Oh, it's not painful! It's just reeeally disorienting trying to look out of nearly 20 different eyes! But I will keep trying to test myself, thank you!!! :)
wELl thATS A rElIEF I WIsH YOU luck ON YOuR SHapeshiFtiNg EXpERIeNciNg PerHAsPs onE daY yoU Too COULd TUrn INTO DElicIouS meAt PRODuct mUCH LIKe I CAn;
GOoD DAwn EVERYoNe I Just finIsHed mAking mILK sCulptuREs OF a CertAin WEll REnoWnED coW ON ThiS pLATFORM i dO HOpe ShE APpReCiAtEs The gesture nOW haVE i missED ANytHinG eXCItiNg. DO Tell Do TelL
discord????? im howling at the moon???
yEs yeS And SleepIng in The mIddLE Of a SummER afTErNoon iVE HEARD ThaT SonG EVErY VERSioN oF ME woRth mENTiONINg has hEaRD THAT sOnG And FRaNKLY HOw IS IT MY fAuLT tHAt YOure nOt LiSTENiNG tO YOur sleEP sCheDuLE! cIrcaDIAn clOcKs are a THINg peOPle ItS NoT mY FAult tHat yOU nEEd To rELy ON The ArBitRaRY paSSAGE OF A CELEsTial OBjEcTs To MAInTAiN yoUrs!
◯ ☽ ◑ Is That Disc●rd?!?! ◐ ❨ ◯
Oh MY You Cant sEe iT buT i Am dressed In An EasT aLtERNian tRADItioNAL SHrine maidEn oUTfIT ANd fAnNInG mY Face aND BlINKING mY ElongATEd EYe laShEs thE pRiNCESS oF thE Moon mADE an emOJI aT ME.:? STOp tHe preSses WHaT wiLL THe CaNTERlOt tRot thINK oF tHis Juicy dRAMA!
◯ ☽ ◑ Y●u Always Were My Fav●rite Threat T● Equestria (sec●nd T● Myself ●f C●urse) ◐ ❨ ◯
OH my heaRT can ONly GrOw SO mANY SizeS In oNe dAy I wOuLdNT WaNT to BReaK ThE GRiNchS REcORD HE WAS so PRoUd of It
the little gnomes that live between the CRACKS of reality
I TooK SoME TIps FROM THEM ON GroWIng TOMAToES AND You SHOUld SEe thE dImENsIONs ON tHEsE BeAutIeS. ApPLejacK WISHes HEr appLeS wERe AS SPATIALLY PERFEct As thEY arE
Why iF i diDNT juSt gET hATe ReaCted By A moST delIgHtfuL cREAtURE OF DIsHaRMONy; i hAve NEveR sEen AN ENtITY So CoMplETEly oUT OF balAnce yEt ALSO PeRfectLY SeT to GRInd AgAINSt ITSeLF! InSTead Of collAPSing liKE a wHiP oF DIaMoNDS InTERLOckeD ANd rENderinG IT UNablE TO aCTUAllY SeveR tHrOuGh fLesH oh wHat a maSTeRpiecE of diShArmOny i am a BIg fAn aND given THE REACtIoN ThEy Are A BiG faN OF me TOO; I UndErSTand I Am qUitE tHe HaNdsome DeMIURgE.
wwhat..
might I JUSt SAy YoU are ONe Of ThE moST PARAdOXICaL CREatURes I hAve eVER sEeN! So mUCH HAtREd bEtween YoUR tWo haLvES oR ShoUlD I SAY oNe HALf RAgInG agAinst tHE sHEER iNDiFfErencE oF THE oThEr nEiTher ablE TO EScApe thE stIcKy tRAp OF tHEIR oWn sElf loaThING! eveN beIng ArOunD yOu woUld nO doubt gIvE mE ThE "VApOuRS" wItH AlL THAT WoNDERFULly jUIcy DishArMOnY yOU GEneRATE jUst By exIStinG.
you mention mlp and bam there one of em is without fail the dirklings
fOr GOOd REASoN MiGhT i add alTHOUGh It Is EXTremELy OffenSive TO me THaT thE shoW hAs to Be naMed aFTEr THe pOniEs I MEAN I KNOW it tAkeS plACE IN Equestria bUt eQUine cENTErEd IdEoLOGy leAkiNG THroUGH cANterlots SCHooLs To BreaCH IntO aNOtheR ReaLITy depiCTING US is qUitE OfFENSIVe to MY sEnSiBiLiTIes FoR whaT I hOpE aRE obVioUs rEasoNS,
oh my fucking god no way youre on here the dirklings are gonna go crazy