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@pickledLemons
why in all my years id never
CRASH AGAINST ME AND BE BROKEN.
WItH a mOTto lIkE THat HaVE YOu EvEr consIdErEd bEiNG A saFETy wall for mOTOR vEHicLeS IT hAS aLl THE THiNgS yoU ENjoY In LIFe RigIdItY DESTruCTiOn AnD THe CErtAINty OF PaIn,
⛈ In all the things you are, ⛈ ⛈ In all the things you see... ⛈ ⛈ In all the things you do, ⛈ ⛈ How much has come from me... ⛈ ⛈ In all the things I am, ⛈ ⛈ In all the things I do... ⛈ ⛈ In all the things I see, ⛈ ⛈ It all has come from you... ⛈ ⛈ #poetry ⛈
tHEre has BEEN a DiscONcertINg LaCK OF me on tHe dASHboarD you CAn tHAnk mYSelF for SOLViNg ThAt ISSUE:
i mistakenly rwechitted this so i must state this was a mistake and i do not want to see morwe of you please do not take that as an endorwsement i am heavily against this
thank YOu FoR yOUR kiNd recHITt i wILL mAKe sUrE TO BE EXTRA proliFic WITH my posTIngs WHeN i noTiCE yoUr prEsEnce ON thE LINE
◯ ☽ ◑ They D●nt Tell Y●u This In Sch●●l, But I Am Als● The Princess ●f Bisexuality ◐ ❨ ◯
aNd I juSt sO hApPEN to HAve "gRAND pANSeXUaL dISaSteR" As ONE OF My TItlEs i jUsT dOnT teNd to IncluDE It OUt oF COUrTEsY foR MOst pONieS sENSitIve earS
fOr THe RECorD i DO NoT abUse fluTTErYSHY iN AnY wAY shaPE Or foRM I mEAn RealLy EVERyTIme I MAke aNy poST sOmeone jUMPs ONtO the "OH PLeASE spArE FLUtterSHY yOU HAnDSOmE DeviL" i am ReforMeD r E F r O M m d P ReFOrmeD! YOU DONT havE To worRY aBout anY AbUse NONE IS PreSENT AnD eVen thE THoUgHT mAKes mY sTomaCH LIteralLy Do flIps A PrOCeSs wHIch dESPITE The AbstrAct StaTe oF my BIoLoGy Is QuITe UnPlEasaNt i asSUre yOU!
oh my god do i sound like this
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bb3ccc308ab.gif :o) #Workposting #Bossposting #Worship #DarkCarnivalCometh
bah I NEVER MADe aNyOnE wORshIP mE sOMe pSEuDO DEitiES HaVE tHIS tHInG cAlLed tACt anD sElf-ReSpect
:o) ...Who asked?
oh yOU ArE So RiGht I FOrgOT The parT OF BEinG a LoRD Of CHAoS WHERe i HAVE tO FiLl oUT A tEN PAge DOCuMeNT TO GAiN The tEmPOrAry Right of pleADIng WItH a HIGh courT of lEXICOnIc oveRSighT to GraNt mE PeRMiSsion TO UsE A SIngle lEtTEr iN a rEPly oN cHiTtr BeFore RepEatInG THe pRoceSs 253 aDdItioNal nUMber oF TiMes BRb!
:o) Okay good luck with that.
ACTUAlly IVe AlREaDY FILlED OUt The FoRm BEcaUsE I usED a LITTLE sOMEtHiNg CalLED tIME tRaveL exCEpt No I DIDnt i wENT tHrOuGH And coNjUREd A BUNch Of Fake DOCuMenTs to FiLl OUT becAUSe im NOt a hAck aND i ActUaLLY Work fOR MY Biits.
🐾Work sucks, but at least I have a girlfriend to think about. Anybody else keep their kind busy to survive another work day? If so, what?🐾
I WoUlDnT KNoW I LOVe MY job and IF tHE HYpOtHEtICal Is relAteD To wHAt i WoUlD DO if i were STuCk IN a; BUrECRaUtIc HeLlscApE OF meaNINGLESsNesS WElL I wOULd PRobAblY tUrN tHe BuIldIng I Was wOrKiNG at InTo A cHEEseCAKe faCtorY and mAKE a RaNdOM WorKEr inTO thE GrAnD. HIGh KInG OF CorporaTE takeoVERS WIth A NewLY miNtED aRMY oF nIcKles And diMes TO cOnquEr OTHer ofFiCES wiTH BUT thaTs jUsT mE.
You HAVE NO WHiMSy in Your hEarT! if YoU EvEr wANt to GaiN SomE Then I Am MOrE thaN WIllING tO TaKE YOu ON a trIp tHROugh SeVEral ConfeCTIonariEs TRolL: pONY anD hUman sO ThaT You CAn feEl wHAt yOur body HaS lACkED trUE EXpeRienCE wITh,
yOuR LOss I MEAn LordS of cHaoS DoNT groW On TREeS yOu knOw AT LEASt NOT The ONeS wIth meRE LeAves oN ThEiR brANcHeS
🐾Oh please, Lord of Chaos, take me and my girlfriend to a cosmic cheesecake factory? She doesn't know what she's saying!🐾
i COuLd BE PErsuadEd by a FormaL ApoLOgy fROM HER: I HavE TAKEn a lOok THROugH My qNa bOx so I kNoW yoU FOr tHe Foul-moUtHed triCKSteR thAt You are wHICh lEts be CLEaR gEtS you tEn stARs IN TErMS Of reSPEcT So I sUpPOSE I cOuLd pUt my PrIde asiDe wItH a MiNUtE AMOunT of COmpenSatIOn;
IM gOIng tO gO HavE a MoSt WONdeRFUl Tea pARTY WITH SoME HoRrOr TErRorS aNd I FIGuRED i MigHT usE iT aS A LeaRNIng oppORtunITY tO SCoRe SoME brOWnie poINTs With tHe ROYaL HOO HaH by PRoViDInG a usefUl TiP So AnYWaYS. AlWAyS rEMeMBer to sTAy SaFE AnD briNg a paIr Of ruBy rEd slIppERS jUST iN Case You NeeD To cOME HoME IN A Hurry whILE TRAVersINg DimeNSIONAL BouNDaRIES THiS Goes FOr Any vACAtiON but eSpecially tHE eXTRa plaNaR oNEs:
☼ Oh dear. I had a feeling you'd find this place eventually... ☼
celESTIa! IsnT it Great iM fInALLy gEttINg ArOuND to MeETinG SOmE beIngs AROUNd MY Weight clAsS: NOt tHAT you dIDNT dO YouR beSt TO Get tO It WItH all THOSe cAkEs YoUVE HAd bUt In SomE CAseS nATuRAL tAlENt juST cannoT Be bEAT SadLy foR YOU
I dIDNt SAY oTHeRwIsE diD i; Your WeIgHT is PerfEcT fOr YouR sOMEwHaT iMmorTal BUT ULtiMaTEly confineD EXiSTeNcE. VERY PrOPoRTionAL!
the fuck is lets read homestuck voice over nexus
aND I JuSt Got A rePlAceMEnt fOurTH wAlL i HopE yoU hAve a vErY gooD InsurAncE pRoVideR because you WilL bE HEaRiNg FrOm my laWyEr
@pickledLemons 👋🐙🎀. 🐉❕❕❕ 🫖❔
OH I do aPpRecIAtE THE InITIATivE OF COurSe yOU CAN cOmE ovEr for TEa or I COuld MaYBE COmE OVeR To YOu: i do MAke A meAn CUP of jasMiNe WiTH somE cRINKlEd TOpaz foR A Bit Of crUNCH anD mAybe just a DasH OF a sTAR'S CoRona fOR a NIcE kIcK aLtHOUGH If yOu speCIfIcally aRE allerGic to pure suNLIGHt My DiEt CaN BE QUiTe aDApTaBLE.
controversial opinion but even if they'RE kind of cunt i still don'T think we should fuck with the horrorterrors
tHEY haVe nEedS tOO YOu kNOW aS AlL LIVINg semi-ABStrAcT bEINgS DO:
OKAY WOW!!! Tried to trisect my vision for once, but it turns out that I think only 2 is the limit, because now I practically have exploded eyes out of me! Very dizzying, had to make them all into separate fledglings of me, what a hassle that was... #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0be1a6c8fd12.jpg
I pity ENTiTIeS tHat CaNNot FReeLy ALTEr MY shaPE As I cAn buT I DO AlsO REspEcT the driVe you hAve To ChanGE yoURsELf in spite oF THE meSS INVOlved; i kNoW iF cHANGING my sHApe was pAInfuL I wouldNT do IT As muCH uNlESS THe biT It wAs for WaS realLY FuNNY;
Oh, it's not painful! It's just reeeally disorienting trying to look out of nearly 20 different eyes! But I will keep trying to test myself, thank you!!! :)
wELl thATS A rElIEF I WIsH YOU luck ON YOuR SHapeshiFtiNg EXpERIeNciNg PerHAsPs onE daY yoU Too COULd TUrn INTO DElicIouS meAt PRODuct mUCH LIKe I CAn;
GOoD DAwn EVERYoNe I Just finIsHed mAking mILK sCulptuREs OF a CertAin WEll REnoWnED coW ON ThiS pLATFORM i dO HOpe ShE APpReCiAtEs The gesture nOW haVE i missED ANytHinG eXCItiNg. DO Tell Do TelL
discord????? im howling at the moon???
yEs yeS And SleepIng in The mIddLE Of a SummER afTErNoon iVE HEARD ThaT SonG EVErY VERSioN oF ME woRth mENTiONINg has hEaRD THAT sOnG And FRaNKLY HOw IS IT MY fAuLT tHAt YOure nOt LiSTENiNG tO YOur sleEP sCheDuLE! cIrcaDIAn clOcKs are a THINg peOPle ItS NoT mY FAult tHat yOU nEEd To rELy ON The ArBitRaRY paSSAGE OF A CELEsTial OBjEcTs To MAInTAiN yoUrs!