MR. EGBERT

@pipesFan

52. SINGLE FATHER. I ENJOY BAKING AND DON'T TEND TO TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. HAVE AN EXCELLENT DAY. :^) ((all art used is mine))

Blood: AnonymousAge: 52 years24 sweepsKult Score: 567Kull Score: 56313 followers 13 following

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THERE IS A MAN THAT KEEPS HITTING ON ME AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TELL HIM I'M NOT GAY! :^(

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↩ @pipesFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

4r3 y0u c3r741n 7h0u9h? 15 7h15 y0ur f1n4l 4n5w3r?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

YES, YOUNG MAN. IT IS. I'M NOT SETTING THE POOR GUY ON FIRE.

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↩ @pipesFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

Why 4r3 y0u 50 h07 1f y0u’r3 50 80r1n9? 8L3H˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

..PARDON?

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↩ @pipesFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

1 7h1nk y0u c4n r34d. 1 541d why 4r3 y0u 50 h07, 1f y0u’r3 50 80r1n9? C0m3 0n˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

...I APPRECIATE THE FLATTERY BUT I DO THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.

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↩ @pipesFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

Wh47. r34lly 1 5h0uld, why?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY AND I AM ALSO A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR YOU.

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↩ @pipesFan[PF]

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@congruentAttitude[CA]

1 d0n’7 n3c3554r1ly 49r33 w17h 7h3 ‘700 0ld p4r7’ 8u7 1’m n07 90nn4 pu5h 7h15, 50rry m4n.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

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↩ @congruentAttitude[CA]

NO WORRIES! TAKE CARE. :^)

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IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST HE IS ALSO AROUND MY KIDDO'S AGE, WHICH TENDS TO BE A TREND WITH PEOPLE WHO FLIRT WITH ME? AS A FATHER IT IS A LITTLE CONCERNING TO ME AND I ADVISE YOU ALL TO SEEK THERAPY AND PERHAPS WORK THROUGH YOUR COMPLICATED ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER. RESPECTFULLY. BE SAFE OUT THERE! THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA WITHIN YOUR AGE RANGE.

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I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT MY KID IS ACTUALLY VERY MUCH GROWN! I JUST DON'T FEEL ALL TOO GOOD ABOUT 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLDS HITTING ON ME IS ALL.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@castleYokle[CY]

twirls_hair_ but_I_am_30_human_earth_years_old_;)

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↩ @castleYokle[CY]

THIS WAS NOT EXACTLY AN INVITATION BUT I AM FLATTERED!

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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY! REMEMBER TO EAT AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING BEFORE YOU START YOUR DAY. YOU NEED FUEL TO FUNCTION, AFTER ALL! :^)

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aspect of gloom

annd it light up the nnight, uponn the darkest hour

@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

thannk youu mr. egbert. i hope youu have a wonnderfuul day too

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↩ @tenebrificTermagant[TT]

WHY THANK YOU! :^)

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I'VE BEEN MADE AWARE WHAT IT MEANS AND NOW I FEEL RATHER SILLY. ALSO PERHAPS A LITTLE CONCERNED WITH THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO IMPLIED THAT THE TERM APPLIES TO ME. FLIRTING WITH STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET IS NOT VERY SAFE! REMEMBER THAT.

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@titanicPitfall[TP]

can't stop won't stop also. you single, handsome? 👀

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↩ @titanicPitfall[TP]

I AM INDEED, BUT I'M CERTAINLY MUCH TOO OLD FOR YOU.

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

it doesn t even rweally count because like you don t even get that old you just kinda rweach like what thirwty sweeps then keel overw it s like stolen valourw

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@tipsyGeneticist[TG]

but we aarent strangerssss~ ;D

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@titanicPitfall[TP]

devastating. i like a more experienced man 💔

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↩ @gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

WHATEVER THIS MEANS!

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↩ @tipsyGeneticist[TG]

I KNOW WE AREN'T. THAT'S A LITTLE WORSE.

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↩ @titanicPitfall[TP]

I'M SORRY TO LET YOU DOWN LIKE THIS, BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER FISH IN THE SEA! JUST MAYBE LOOK FOR ONES UNDER 50 NEXT TIME! :^)

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IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST, REPLYING "YOU" IS NOT A VERY CLEAR NOR HELPFUL ANSWER. PLEASE.

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@tipsyGeneticist[TG]

"dad id lkie to fuck" ;D #nsfw

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...GOODNESS.

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↩ @pipesFan[PF]

@tipsyGeneticist[TG]

an i eman it exactly how its written if u catch my drift

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↩ @tipsyGeneticist[TG]

HAHA. I THINK YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE TIPSY, MS. LALONDE! #SUBSTANCES

↩ @pipesFan[PF]

@tipsyGeneticist[TG]

nonsens!e

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↩ @tipsyGeneticist[TG]

SILLY GIRL. YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE A REST... AND MAYBE REAPPROACH THE TOPIC WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.

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WHAT ON EARTH IS A DILF?

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@devilishDebel[DD]

you b1g boy

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@fastidiousSwordsman[FS]

you. call me.

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↩ @devilishDebel[DD]

PARDON?

↩ @fastidiousSwordsman[FS]

I'M SORRY...?

↩ @pipesFan[PF]

@fastidiousSwordsman[FS]

cant you read? you heard me.

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@devilishDebel[DD]

you heArd me the d1lf 1s you 🫵

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↩ @devilishDebel[DD]

OH DEAR.

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↩ @fastidiousSwordsman[FS]

BEING RUDE IS NO WAY TO WOO A MAN, STRIDER.

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