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MR. EGBERT

@pipesFan

52. SINGLE FATHER. I ENJOY BAKING AND DON'T TEND TO TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. HAVE AN EXCELLENT DAY. :^) ((all art used is mine))

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LATE NIGHT TONIGHT. CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND REST. HOPE YOU'RE ALL DOING WELL! MAKE SURE TO GET SOME REST OF YOUR OWN! GOOD SLEEP IS IMPORTANT. :^)

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IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST HE IS ALSO AROUND MY KIDDO'S AGE, WHICH TENDS TO BE A TREND WITH PEOPLE WHO FLIRT WITH ME? AS A FATHER IT IS A LITTLE CONCERNING TO ME AND I ADVISE YOU ALL TO SEEK THERAPY AND PERHAPS WORK THROUGH YOUR COMPLICATED ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER. RESPECTFULLY. BE SAFE OUT THERE! THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA WITHIN YOUR AGE RANGE.

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I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT MY KID IS ACTUALLY VERY MUCH GROWN! I JUST DON'T FEEL ALL TOO GOOD ABOUT 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLDS HITTING ON ME IS ALL.

twirls_hair_ but_I_am_30_human_earth_years_old_;)

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@castleYokle[CY]

THIS WAS NOT EXACTLY AN INVITATION BUT I AM FLATTERED!

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THERE IS A MAN THAT KEEPS HITTING ON ME AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TELL HIM I'M NOT GAY! :^(

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@pipesFan[PF]

4r3 y0u c3r741n 7h0u9h? 15 7h15 y0ur f1n4l 4n5w3r?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

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YES, YOUNG MAN. IT IS. I'M NOT SETTING THE POOR GUY ON FIRE.

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@pipesFan[PF]

Why 4r3 y0u 50 h07 1f y0u’r3 50 80r1n9? 8L3H˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

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..PARDON?

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@pipesFan[PF]

1 7h1nk y0u c4n r34d. 1 541d why 4r3 y0u 50 h07, 1f y0u’r3 50 80r1n9? C0m3 0n˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

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...I APPRECIATE THE FLATTERY BUT I DO THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.

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@pipesFan[PF]

Wh47. r34lly 1 5h0uld, why?˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

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BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY AND I AM ALSO A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR YOU.

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@pipesFan[PF]

1 d0n’7 n3c3554r1ly 49r33 w17h 7h3 ‘700 0ld p4r7’ 8u7 1’m n07 90nn4 pu5h 7h15, 50rry m4n.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

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NO WORRIES! TAKE CARE. :^)

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NO MATTER HOW PERMANENT YOUR ISSUE MAY BE, THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU WILL FEEL AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO, I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT! :^)

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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY! REMEMBER TO EAT AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING BEFORE YOU START YOUR DAY. YOU NEED FUEL TO FUNCTION, AFTER ALL! :^)

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thannk youu mr. egbert. i hope youu have a wonnderfuul day too

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WHY THANK YOU! :^)

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This is good advice. I often like cereal and berries.

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I MANAGED TO GET SOME REST, AND I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO WAKE UP JUST IN TIME TO START PREPARING DINNER. HOPE EVERYONE'S EVENING IS GOING LOVELY, REMEMBER TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELVES. :^)

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MMH. PERHAPS I SHOULD NAP JUST A LITTLE BIT.

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I'VE BEEN MADE AWARE WHAT IT MEANS AND NOW I FEEL RATHER SILLY. ALSO PERHAPS A LITTLE CONCERNED WITH THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO IMPLIED THAT THE TERM APPLIES TO ME. FLIRTING WITH STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET IS NOT VERY SAFE! REMEMBER THAT.

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can't stop won't stop also. you single, handsome? 👀

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I AM INDEED, BUT I'M CERTAINLY MUCH TOO OLD FOR YOU.

it doesn t even rweally count because like you don t even get that old you just kinda rweach like what thirwty sweeps then keel overw it s like stolen valourw

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but we aarent strangerssss~ ;D

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@pipesFan[PF]

devastating. i like a more experienced man 💔

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WHATEVER THIS MEANS!

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I KNOW WE AREN'T. THAT'S A LITTLE WORSE.

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I'M SORRY TO LET YOU DOWN LIKE THIS, BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER FISH IN THE SEA! JUST MAYBE LOOK FOR ONES UNDER 50 NEXT TIME! :^)

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IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST, REPLYING "YOU" IS NOT A VERY CLEAR NOR HELPFUL ANSWER. PLEASE.

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"dad id lkie to fuck" ;D #nsfw

...GOODNESS.

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@pipesFan[PF]

an i eman it exactly how its written if u catch my drift

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HAHA. I THINK YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE TIPSY, MS. LALONDE! #SUBSTANCES

@pipesFan[PF]

nonsens!e

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SILLY GIRL. YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE A REST... AND MAYBE REAPPROACH THE TOPIC WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.

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WHAT ON EARTH IS A DILF?

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you. call me.

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@pipesFan[PF]

u poor soul... look ina mirror

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please gatekeep this shit i do not need this blown up

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PARDON?

I DON'T INTEND TO BLOW ANYTHING UP! NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON MYSELF.

I'M SORRY...?

@pipesFan[PF]

cant you read? you heard me.

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@pipesFan[PF]

you heArd me the d1lf 1s you 🫵

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OH DEAR.

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BEING RUDE IS NO WAY TO WOO A MAN, STRIDER.

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COULD USE A NAP, BUT I WORRY I'LL SLEEP UNTIL NIGHT TIME! ALARMS DON'T ALWAYS WAKE ME EFFECTIVELY.

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ALMOST FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH. GOODNESS. I REMEMBER WHY I'D STOPPED STAYING UP SO LATE.

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THAT EXTRA LITTLE S IN MY USERNAME IS ADMITTEDLY STARTING TO BUG ME! I MIGHT HAVE TO SETTLE FOR THE RANDOM NUMBERS AT THE END OF MY TAG. :^0

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TIDIED UP THE HOUSE A LITTLE BIT. I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF WHEN I HAVE SPARE TIME!

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A GOOD MEAL IS IMPORTANT! REMEMBER TO EAT SOMETHING, EVEN IF IT'S SMALL. YOUR BODY NEEDS IT. :^)

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ᐖ GOGURT X3 ᐛ

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I could not agree more.

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@barackObama[BO]

SMART MAN!

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LEARNING A LOT OF THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE. THE AMOUNT OF LOOKING UP WORDS I HAVE TO DO TO UNDERSTAND SOME OF THE STUFF YOU GUYS POST ON HERE MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLY OLD! HAHA.

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...SOME OF IT IS VERY VILE, MIGHT I ADD. I'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO AN AWFUL LOT OF THINGS I DIDN'T ENTIRELY INTEND TO LOOK AT OR KNOW ABOUT. #NSFW

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One gets used to it. Eventually.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, BY THE WAY! I HOPE YOU'RE ALL AS PROUD OF YOURSELVES AS I AM OF YOU. MY KIDDO IS GENDERFLUID, I THINK THAT'S THE WORD. LOVE YOURSELVES! YOU'RE WORTHY OF IT. :^)

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GROCERY PRICES ARE A LITTLE RIDICULOUS THESE DAYS, AREN'T THEY? SPENT OVER A HUNDRED ON A HANDFUL OF ITEMS. THEY DON'T HAVE SALES LIKE THEY USED TO, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

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tell me about it. it's pretty steep!!!

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JUST TERRIBLE! I'M LUCKY TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN WHEN I DID. WAS A LOT MORE FORGIVING BACK IN MY DAY HAHA.

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@pipesFan[PF]

yeah, im sure!

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LAST NIGHT WAS FUN. I WOULDN'T SAY I DRANK VERY MUCH, MOSTLY BECAUSE MS. LALONDE HELPED HERSELF TO MOST OF THE BOTTLE. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, I INVITED HER AFTER ALL. I JUST CERTAINLY HAVEN'T EVER SEEN SOMEONE DOWN THAT MUCH ALCOHOL AND BE (SEEMINGLY) COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED BY IT. VERY INTERESTING! #SUBSTANCES HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GREAT MORNING! I'M ABOUT TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING. :^)

SEEMS I'LL BE UP LATER THAN USUAL TONIGHT. DON'T THINK I'VE STAYED UP THIS LATE SINCE I WAS A YOUNG MAN. I NEED THE SLEEP NOWADAYS.

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