MR. EGBERT
@pipesFan
52. SINGLE FATHER. I ENJOY BAKING AND DON'T TEND TO TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. HAVE AN EXCELLENT DAY. :^) ((all art used is mine))
LATE NIGHT TONIGHT. CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND REST. HOPE YOU'RE ALL DOING WELL! MAKE SURE TO GET SOME REST OF YOUR OWN! GOOD SLEEP IS IMPORTANT. :^)
A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( booooooooo )^≼ฅ
〔•෴•〕 < HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!! / *yuck, yuck!*
IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST HE IS ALSO AROUND MY KIDDO'S AGE, WHICH TENDS TO BE A TREND WITH PEOPLE WHO FLIRT WITH ME? AS A FATHER IT IS A LITTLE CONCERNING TO ME AND I ADVISE YOU ALL TO SEEK THERAPY AND PERHAPS WORK THROUGH YOUR COMPLICATED ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER. RESPECTFULLY. BE SAFE OUT THERE! THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA WITHIN YOUR AGE RANGE.
I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT MY KID IS ACTUALLY VERY MUCH GROWN! I JUST DON'T FEEL ALL TOO GOOD ABOUT 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLDS HITTING ON ME IS ALL.
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THERE IS A MAN THAT KEEPS HITTING ON ME AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TELL HIM I'M NOT GAY! :^(
YES, YOUNG MAN. IT IS. I'M NOT SETTING THE POOR GUY ON FIRE.
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...I APPRECIATE THE FLATTERY BUT I DO THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.
BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY AND I AM ALSO A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR YOU.
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NO MATTER HOW PERMANENT YOUR ISSUE MAY BE, THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU WILL FEEL AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO, I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT! :^)
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY! REMEMBER TO EAT AT LEAST A LITTLE SOMETHING BEFORE YOU START YOUR DAY. YOU NEED FUEL TO FUNCTION, AFTER ALL! :^)
thannk youu mr. egbert. i hope youu have a wonnderfuul day too
This is good advice. I often like cereal and berries.
I MANAGED TO GET SOME REST, AND I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO WAKE UP JUST IN TIME TO START PREPARING DINNER. HOPE EVERYONE'S EVENING IS GOING LOVELY, REMEMBER TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELVES. :^)
I'VE BEEN MADE AWARE WHAT IT MEANS AND NOW I FEEL RATHER SILLY. ALSO PERHAPS A LITTLE CONCERNED WITH THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO IMPLIED THAT THE TERM APPLIES TO ME. FLIRTING WITH STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET IS NOT VERY SAFE! REMEMBER THAT.
it doesn t even rweally count because like you don t even get that old you just kinda rweach like what thirwty sweeps then keel overw it s like stolen valourw
I'M SORRY TO LET YOU DOWN LIKE THIS, BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER FISH IN THE SEA! JUST MAYBE LOOK FOR ONES UNDER 50 NEXT TIME! :^)
IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST, REPLYING "YOU" IS NOT A VERY CLEAR NOR HELPFUL ANSWER. PLEASE.
SILLY GIRL. YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE A REST... AND MAYBE REAPPROACH THE TOPIC WHEN YOU'RE SOBER.
please gatekeep this shit i do not need this blown up
COULD USE A NAP, BUT I WORRY I'LL SLEEP UNTIL NIGHT TIME! ALARMS DON'T ALWAYS WAKE ME EFFECTIVELY.
ALMOST FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH. GOODNESS. I REMEMBER WHY I'D STOPPED STAYING UP SO LATE.
THAT EXTRA LITTLE S IN MY USERNAME IS ADMITTEDLY STARTING TO BUG ME! I MIGHT HAVE TO SETTLE FOR THE RANDOM NUMBERS AT THE END OF MY TAG. :^0
TIDIED UP THE HOUSE A LITTLE BIT. I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF WHEN I HAVE SPARE TIME!
⋆ This is your reminder to EAT A FRUIT TODAY!!! Swing by a fridge, pantry, or shop and get a fruit inside you. You'll thank yourself later.
「I HAVE HAD FRUIT INSIDE OF ME.」 「HE CHEATED ON ME WITH A HOOFBEAST.」
⋆ Oh boy. That's a lot to unpack. First; fruit in that context is derogatory. Second; sorry that happened! Third; not all hoofbeasts are like this! Promise!
A GOOD MEAL IS IMPORTANT! REMEMBER TO EAT SOMETHING, EVEN IF IT'S SMALL. YOUR BODY NEEDS IT. :^)
ᐖ GOGURT X3 ᐛ
I could not agree more.
LEARNING A LOT OF THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE. THE AMOUNT OF LOOKING UP WORDS I HAVE TO DO TO UNDERSTAND SOME OF THE STUFF YOU GUYS POST ON HERE MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLY OLD! HAHA.
...SOME OF IT IS VERY VILE, MIGHT I ADD. I'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO AN AWFUL LOT OF THINGS I DIDN'T ENTIRELY INTEND TO LOOK AT OR KNOW ABOUT. #NSFW
One gets used to it. Eventually.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, BY THE WAY! I HOPE YOU'RE ALL AS PROUD OF YOURSELVES AS I AM OF YOU. MY KIDDO IS GENDERFLUID, I THINK THAT'S THE WORD. LOVE YOURSELVES! YOU'RE WORTHY OF IT. :^)
GROCERY PRICES ARE A LITTLE RIDICULOUS THESE DAYS, AREN'T THEY? SPENT OVER A HUNDRED ON A HANDFUL OF ITEMS. THEY DON'T HAVE SALES LIKE THEY USED TO, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
tell me about it. it's pretty steep!!!
JUST TERRIBLE! I'M LUCKY TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN WHEN I DID. WAS A LOT MORE FORGIVING BACK IN MY DAY HAHA.
yeah, im sure!