♦ pitied by @postTagger
There are people you love who would sell you out in a heartbeat. There are people you don't like who would keep your secrets under torture. Love and trust are not related.

Imagine if playing Overwatch sucked you into the game. That's what you're telling me happens when you play the mass psychosis game.

1 th1nk next t1me 1 wont do more than l1ke 10 hours of a recap 1ts gett1ng to be a b1t cumbersome

Bro can you say something that makes my tummy not hurt? Please?
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[]> ME BUT I JUST GOT ABANDONED AT THE SHELTER AND LEFT THERE TO ROT AND TO THROUGH SLEEPLESS DAYS THINKING ABOUT MY LATE OWNER AND CRY UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP THINKING ABOUT THE REAL GOOD LIFE WE COULDVE HAD TOGETHER<[]

Be honest guys, am I a bitch?


>> #YouAre #1¡tera11y #Gett¡ngડwarmed #1mfao

>> He 1¡ke, JUડT had h¡ડ break up, g¡ve h¡m a break 😭😭😭
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @postTagger (Again!) Your message is as follows: “Please even if just once. I'm not even lonely but would I be so much happier with you by my side and I like you so much, you're nice and polite and everything I could ever wish for, you are like a dream come true.” Perhaps, amico, you would have better luck coming forwards. An anonymous letter is nice, but it is nicer to know who is complimenting you! Ahh, but what does your romantically-inexperienced postman know? If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡

>> #PoorKenton #<:]]

>> What doeડ that even meannn
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @postTagger Your message is as follows: “You are so cute and pretty and hot, sometimes I wish I had you all to myself. Maybe I'd be a little happier that way, please take care of yourself.” All to yourself... Ah! So romantic... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡

Why the hell is chittr so dry today?

(\ /) while clearly i understand there's a lot wrong with him and he's not the most ideal company, i can't help but feel compelled to just be around him anyway.

Still thinking about the fact that mother fucker used his "potential to become godking" to visit me three realities away in a dream and then delvier it directly to a memory box. I've had some time to process it. Isn't that just fucking PETTY??? I'm not even his Casper. LMAO.

The evil au mass psychosis game playing me in my replies trying to summon horrors untold.

guys hes gett1ng me a sw1tch 2

no, kenton of tag guy fame

Ughhh I'm Bu$y To7ight Or I Wou7d 😩 Enjoy Though!!!

I DONT WANNA BE BUILDING MUSCLE HELP

THIS SUCKS WHY CANT INDO WHAT YOURE DO9JG

HELP Caelum is making me go to the gym again



If Caelum keeps taking me to the gym Daddy Cas will be real. Ftr.

Crazy shit always going on around here. Do the horrors do it for an audience or what?

I need to stop "clicking to reveal"

Daddy is staring at the clock because this meeting is about to go over the time alotted for it. Don't make daddy angy now.

mykismesis spentallofmymoney. howshouldidealwithhim? hewassupposedtopay off my debts. now moneymaw seacrash is coming for us.
eeveryy day ffeelss. llikee big rrewardss big bbiggerr tthann any i. eeverr had bbeforee and. rrazzlee ssayss no mmoree. ttestss and lai ssayss no eearningg so. i sshouldd kknoww. tthatt. but i ffeell in. my bbellyy how i ffeell wwhenn i. kknoww ttheree is a bad ttestt ccomingg. and i tthinkk mmaybee i. wwouldd eevenn llikee if ttheree was. a ttestt so i ccouldd. be ffinishedd wwithh it and not wwaitingg for it.
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=>>RIP cøffee Machine 2026-2026 didnt even last three weeks>>>

[JAHNET JU$T #ALLED ME $AYING OUR NEW #OFFEE MA#HINE I$ ON FIRE #WHATTHEFU#K #WHY#ANTANYTHINGGOODEVERHAPPENTOME]
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=>>WE HAD NAMED IT RØCKY ALREADY FUCKKKK>>>
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=>>CØFFEE MACHINE IS ØN FIRE!!!!!!!! 🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯>>>

Hates him!

hey can you open a w1ndow @postTagger

[BEGIN MESSAGE] hm indeed [END MESSAGE]

hm

[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u need caegarz f0r a new pair? [END MESSAGE]

maaan ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა you are #goingthroughit

there’s no squ1nt1ng eyes emote or else 1’d use that. 1’m assum1ng the project 1s off t1ll you can get another pa1r or someth1ng

what d1d you just say. why are your glasses broken

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am w0rrying ab0ut it. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... ... ... ... [EMOTION: anger] [ACTION:QUERY] wh0 iz "tthe 0ther guy"? [END MESSAGE]

petititon cancelled

Everyoone whoo is attracted too Wroothe Aiaray

At least there's always soomeoone with woorse taste in men than me

the fuck1ng. my god 1ts too early for th1s. the controlled water 1nc1nerator k1lled 1tself dur1ng the day so now 1 have to deal w1th th1s sh1t after the cold a1r condensor un1t ALSO d1ed a few days ago. yay! y1ppee! fuck1ng hell

I $7ept In $o Fucking 7@te 7o7

1f another b1g mach1ne breaks down and *1* have to deal w1th 1t AGA1N 1m really gonna do 1t th1s t1me

Yoou doon't like me oor what? 8[

No cosmic bullshit today, okay? Can we all promise no cosmic bullshit today??
to be cllear the end product is often NOT HELLPFUL. bet your ass its allways entertainin though.
waiting for hayaah to turn what is otherwise needed intervention into something expllosive and probablly viollent. she's good at that
I see young Hadeed tormenting some other poor wretch and I think "Ah. Finally. A probllem definitivelly not mine." Good Llight, Chittr.

thats f1ne. also uh, th1s 1s a l1ttle awkward but 1m not gonna make 1t back h1ve can 1 crash on your couch or someth1ng

was 1 wrong tho

yeah?

:)
ō͡≡o..oh I Think I Forgot To Sày Mè And Ritçhy Brokè Up A Couplè Nights Ago. Wè Arè Friènds Now, So It's Okày " :) " .
Oh, Tag I am so sorry I am laughing at your ꫂ❁light ❣︎

[#RAZY THING TO LIVE WAT#H WHILE PLAYING $IMON $AY$ WHAT THE FU#K]

This Is For The Best, Probably. #sorrytag #sympathetic

[OKAY IM NO$EY WTF I$ HAPPENING]

>> Kenton...

...1s that a message from who 1 th1nk 1t 1s. kenton, dude, what the fuck

@postTagger 1m at the coord1nates you sent me but there’s noth1ng here. are you send1ng me on some k1nd of w1ld honkbeast chase

Now why is it that no one in this bitch of a multiverse dies and stays dead????

⧃ You sound like Wrothe.

↘️can we have another cook out.↘️

Oh. There are puppets everywhere. Bye.

Man,
-^Some g∇y ∇pset on the dash. Tried reaching o∇t. Got shit in ret∇rn. Lmao. Whaaatever. I've not lost anything.^-

[DON'T LET MY BUDDY BUDDY DEMEANOR FOOL YOU I $TILL FEEL LIKE #RA$HING A $#UTTLEBUGGIE #$ELFHARM]
-^Well. That's what trying gets yo∇. Lol.^-

I don't think she means in a fight. :(

#UsuallyHappensWhenIAmSittingInTheDark

[IM $ERIOU$LY GOING TO #RY KENTON IM NOT EVEN KIDDING I #ANT IM NOT EVEN IM $IGH]

[#YEARNING]

Man, fuck Persep for a lot of things. But especially fuck him for introducing that lizard fuck to "Little Knight"

1f 1 hear that dy1ng freezer beep aga1n tomorrow n1ght 1’m go1ng to r1p the th1ng out of the wall and chuck1ng 1t 1nto the dumpster

Cosmic fuckheads stop calling Casper "Little [x]" challenge impossible.

If Rori and I had a massive breakup (not gonna happen, lol) which one of us gets you guys in the divorce?

[YOUR LU$U$ I$ TOO #UTE MINE WOULD EAT ANYONE WHO PET$ HIM THEN GARGLE THEM OUT AFTER NOTI#ING HE DOE$N'T LIKE THE TA$TE #PI#KY 🙄]

tch.

↘️i am not in the mood.↘️

↗️I AM AT MY HIVE.↗️
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=>>ritchy and nalinø have been Missing før like 3 høurs nøw 0_0>>>
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=>>what???>>>

[ME AND THE NEWBIE GOT LO$T IN THE MALL #$ENDHELP]

「...nani? (´・д・`)」

「(*/∀\*)」

The " Friends Tab " Cannot Save Us Tonight. #pensive

i saw..

⧃ Is this because I checked my palmhusk? Did you post these just because I decided to glimpse at the Chittr dashboard for the first time since I got here?

YOUVE GOTTA BE FUCK1NF K1DD1NG ME. PROOF??? oh my god he was r1ght 1t was gonna b1te me 1n the ass at some po1nt goddamn 1t

1 sleep 1n bc 1 get the day off and now 1 gotta deal w1th th1s proof bullsh1t. what the hell ever, gonna brush my teeth mad about 1t and f1gure th1ngs out later

[ROLLING ON THE BIG MONEY BU#K$! DON'T LET BROKEN #OFFEE MA#HINE$ GET YOU ↓ I PROBABLY $HOULD BUY A NEW ONE THOUGH]
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=>>we are trying tø fix the cøffee Machine 0_0>>>
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=>>i really hate it when i have tø talk at cønferences :( My accent is eMbarrassing!!>>>

): No more, thank you.

Is that another fucked up Scratch on the dash? Can we have one day where the shit is normal weird and not cosmic weird? PLEASE?

Vote on your phones what's worse 1) Cosmic Horror from three realities away came to visit me personally in my dreams to say hello. (Don't worry he can look, but he can't touch.) 2) My moirail has a big huge crush on Orphaner Dualscar (Don't worry, they maybe might won't do anything crazy with each other.)

The $tupid P@rt @bout It I$ Th@t I Don't Even Re@77y C@re If $omeone Doe$n't 7ike Me, It'$ Ju$t In$tinctu@7. @ Need To Keep The Pe@ce, $t@y Out Of The W@y, Not T@int @nyone E7$e'$ Fun.

I Think @ 7ot @bout How @ 7ot Of My E@r7y @du7thood W@$ M@king My$e7f $m@77er To P7e@$e Other$, E$peci@77y When I Got The $en$e Th@t $omeone @round Me W@$n't H@ppy With Me Or Didn't 7ike Me.. I Fee7 $o Much More... My$e7f Now Th@n I U$ed To, I'm Much 7ouder @bout Who I @m @t The 7e@$t. But I $ti77 C@tch My$e7f Doing It $ometime$. Ho7ding B@ck, Ho7ding My Tongue, M@king My$e7f @$ Unobtru$ive @$ Po$$ib7e. I Need To $top Doing Th@t.
I experienced greater emotionall vullnerabillity than I had anticipated tonight. So... Difficullt.

Okay. Okay.. This One Took Quite A While To Think Of Because We Had To Confer The Best Way To Answer. ⋆♤˚⟡˖ "everyone Hates My Matesprit. His Divisive Nature Wasn't Really Something That Impacted The Actual Relationship, But Now I'm Having Doubts. I'm Starting To Worry They're Right About Him. I Feel Brushed Aside. I Feel Like He's, Intentionally Or Not, Dangling His Attention Over My Head, Making Me Jump For It. It's All Really Starting To Impact Me, And I Feel Like I Can't Even Talk To Anyone About It Because They'll Jump To Telling Me To Finally Dump Him. Worst Of All, I Worry That If I Bring It Up To Him, He'll Find A Way To Get Out Of It. What Should I Do?" ˖⟡˚ ♤ ⋆ ~ Conundrum Has Been Heavily Edited To Take Out Possible Identifying Details, But Still Keeping In The Core Themes. We Will Still Address The Other Parts As Best We Can. #advice #matesprit #emotionalabuse Taking A Quick Peek Over Your Profile, We Get The Feeling That You Are An Incredibly Reasonable Person, That You Take Advice When You Can. If You Weren't You Wouldn't Be Reaching Out To Us In The First Place. We Do Not Know Who Your Matesprit Is, We Neglected To Look On Purpose So We Couldn't Be Swayed In Case We Too Had Opinions. I'm Afraid To Say, Much Like Your Friends Would, That It May Be Time To Pull The Plug. You Recognise That He Is Not A Good Person, And While That Didn't Effect You At First You Are Now Experiencing The Same Thing Other People Warned You About. Remember That Your Opinions Right Now Are Based Purely On The Way He Has Been Treating You, Not Other Factors, But Even Then It Would Be Perfectly Fine To Break Up With Someone Who Didn't Respect Your Friends And The Other People You Care About, And He Certainly Is Not Respecting You. Usually We Recommend Talking To A Partner, Telling Them How You Feel And Gauging Their Reaction And Receptiveness To The Feedback; But In Your Case You Say You Are Afraid That If You Do That He Will Not Take It On Board And Will Just Somehow End In You Rolling Over And Forgiving Him. I Feel Like That Alone Should Tell You The Correct Course Of Action. More Than Anything. More Than The Way He Treats Others, More Than What Your Friends Tell You To Do, More Than The Uneasy Feeling Settling In Your Gut.. You Should Not Be Afraid Or Nervous About Telling Your Matesprit How You Feel. You Should Not Be Worried They'll React Badly Or That Nothing Will Change. You Should Be Able To Come To Them With A Problem And Expect At Least A Compromise, If Not A Satisfying Conclusion. Please Take Some Time To Think.. Are You Okay With This Being The Rest Of Your Life? Are You Okay With Feeling Like You Are Walking On These Enamel Shells? Are You Okay With Feeling This Way Every Time You Are Brushed Aside And Can't Tell Anyone About It? If Not, You Know The Answer To Your Question. Our Dms Are Open If You Would Like To Converse More. ♥ #quadrantconundrums ♥

MINE USED TO BE WORLDLY

My Coping Mechanisms Aren't " Coping Mechanisming " As Much As I'd Like Them To.

am i doing a good job fixing the mask slip be honest

ugh

[??? DIARRHEA #ANT $TOP ME]
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=>>yøu Made the hursus cry!!!>>>
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=>>https://files.catbøx.Møe/t15l21.gif>>>
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=>>#awwwww #iMgøingtøcry #:'0>>>

i dont know

im going to throw up

-o-o-h fuck

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: ...oh? It Appears.. This One Is A Dream. Actively Occurring. @chilleraficionado. this Time When He Finally Drifted To Sleep Under Rorian’s Watchful Eye, He Was Not Greeted To The Immense Gravity Of A Grinning Cosmic Maw Made Of Needlepricks Framing The Endless Abyss, Dripping With Smug Satisfaction And The Undigested Purpose Of A Million Strangers From A Million Unborn Worlds. In Its Place Was A Single, Obelisk-esque Plane Made Of Obsidian And Silver. a Mirror In An Otherwise Empty, Featureless High Ceiling’d Room. His Unconscious Mind Released A Haggard And Relieved Sigh. The Very Logical Part Of His Brain That Demanded He Not Approach The Mirror Immediately Went Ignored With The Rush Of Relief. There Was Nothing, As Far As He Knew, That Tied The Beast Attached To The Sickening Grin To Mirrors. This Was A Declaration He Regretted As Soon As He Came To Face The Silver Surface And The Stench Of Vanilla Hit Him Like A Train While The Suffocating Smoldering Of Ozone And Forgotten Stars Burned At His Lungs. He Was Face To Face With A Man He Hadn’t Seen Properly In Sweeps, Outside Of Dreams. Unlike Those Dreams, Though, There Was Something Different. the Squinted Leer As He Loomed Behind The Other Side Of The Glass, His Partially Stitched Grin… They Were So Lifelike. nothing Like The Manufactured, Hollowed Gaze Of A Man That Met The End Of His Life At The Hands Of A Furious Bartender White-knuckling A Spiked Bat Kept Behind The Counter. his Grin Was Gleeful. Manic. Alive. it Belonged To Something That Was Not His Persep. then There Was The Sheer Gravity Of The Purple Blood’s Presence Like Every Rule Of Physics In The Universe Was Vying To Bend To His Will, Breaking Themselves Over And Over To Please. Casper Would Not Peel Himself Away From The Mirror Once Their Eyes Locked. He Was No Larger Than The Seven Foot Frame He Carried In Life, But The Cognitive Toll Of Carrying His Weight Was An Expensive Price To Pay. Casper Felt Like A Bug Pinned Under A Microscope. instead Of The Usual Glow From The Assault Of His Chuckle Voodoos, Casper Stared Into The Deep Inescapable Pool Of His Eyes And Floundered. “ah, There You Are R– Ah.” A Pause. The Sound Of Stitches Pulling At Themselves To Accommodate A Massive Grin Stretching Impossibly Larger. “mm.. Better Not. We Both Know Where This One Will Surface, Don’t We, Casper?” He Practically Purred His Name. casper Swallowed Against The Threat That Lingered In The Heavy Air Between Them. “and Hello To The Seer That Will Receive This Dream. A Pleasure. I Have Always Been Quite Fond Of The Class. Second Only To The Little Knight, Here.” pretentious. As Always. A Multiversal Constant? Indignance Freed Some Room Up In The Burgundy’s Psyche For A Quick Quip. “so, What, You’re Godking Now?” persep Preens As Though Watching His Own Reflection Instead Of Prey. “a Possibility. A Dream. A Hope.” “sooo….” Casper Felt Himself Smile, “you’re Just Playing Pretend.” a Long Blackened Claw Tapped At His Side Of The Glass As He Processed The Jab. He Lets It Skate By. “mm. Poor Little Knight. You Look Exhausted. A Fraying Mind Is Easiest To Grab Under A Sleepless Day.” “i’d Like To See How You Cope With An Uninvited Monster Squatting In Your Frontal Lobe For A Week.” he. Laughed. A Low Serene Sound That Rumbled Out Of The Base Of The Obsidian Structure Up Through Casper’s Teeth. It Was The Rhythm Of A Man That Balanced The Universe On The Tip Of His Tongue. “a Monster?” “no, You’re Right. More Like A Cosmic Toddler Playing A Cracked Version Of Sims. My Bad.” a Bark Of Laughter This Time, A Sound That Echoed From The Inside Of Casper’s Chest And Tunneled Deeper Still Until It Felt That The Laugh Was Just A Conduit For Probing, Metaphysical Fingers Looking For A Way To Peel At His Soul. They Snapped Back Just As Quickly As They Appeared After Finding No Purchase. “not A Very Strong Possibility, Looks Like,” Casper Taunted Mindlessly, “what, Does Running A Panopticon Not Come With Some Kind Of Administrative Paperwork To Keep You Busy Or Has It Always Been Your Ultimate Dream To Play Glorified Teenager In The Mirror?” the Hungry Expression Persep Wore Shifted, Affection That Felt Like A Knife To Jugular As His Eyes Crinkled Up With Fondness. “i’ve Missed This, Casper. Your Wit. Sharpened On The Whetstone Of A Desperate Need To Survive. It’s Hard To Not Imagine What Your Signature Tastes Like. Though, The Knight Of My Session…of Course. There’s No More Desperation In Him, Casper.” He Tuts, Shakes His Head At The Thought. That Brilliant Soul Of Yours, He’s Lined It With An Irresistible Layer Of Frantic Rage. Fruitlessly Pointed At Me, Of Course.” around Them, The Room Seemed To Respond To The Sheer Satisfaction Of The Thief, The Walls Wept A Bright Amethyst Colored Light While Some Temporal Gear Stuttered In Place, Locking The Conversation In A Single, Temporal Loop. The Edges Of Reality Seemed Just A Little Bit Softer, As If The Space In Time Was Wrapped In The Very Fabric Of Existence And Tucked Away Into A Pocket. the Thief Did Not Wait For The Knight To Get Comfortable Before Carrying On, A Needle-sharp Undivided Focus Stripped Everything Else Away. The Mirrored Boundary, The World His Sleeping Form Occupied, The Universe Beyond And Universes In Between. “my Knight Does Just Fine. But I Long For The Taste And Texture Of Your Ego.” A Desperate, Hungry Murmur. “it Haunts Me That It Will Be So Long Before I Can Get My Hands On The Vintage In Real.” casper Searched For Another Comeback, A Logical Guardrail To Help Guide His Brain Away From The Intimacy Of The Statement And The Cold Rush Of Fear It Filled Him With, But He Found Nothing, Once Again Staring Into The Eyes Of Something Immense. Bigger Than Anything He Could Ever Know. A Hunger That He Now Understood That Only His Ego Could Sate. for Whatever Infinitesimal Amount Of Time That Could Buy. “you Are A Sick Man..” “a Deeply Satisfied One,” He Cooed, Grin Once Again Revealing The Abyss Waiting Just On The Other Side. “wake, Little Knight. Enjoy Your Solace Until We Meet Again. I Am Eager To See You Ripen.” one Final Time The Claw Clicked Against The Glass And Casper’s Eyes Snapped Open. He Lay In His Bed, Staring Up At A Delightfully Bland Ceiling. His Heart Beat To The Tune Of A Universe He Wished Would Never Be Born, Thudding Violently Against His Ribs. #cosmichorror how Very Very Interesting. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header

#G-o-o--o-o-dB-o-o-y.

↗️WHY HAVE I BEEN INCLUDED IN A VIDEO ESSAY PRESENTATION.↗️ ↘️what does this mean.↘️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/59b6e13351f4.jpg ↘️

G-o-o-sh. I didn't realize h-o-o-w bad it was.. P-o-o--o-o-r guy is still kn-o-o-cked. <:(

[FU#K I JU$T REMEMBERED THE TIME I $NEAKED OUT OF MY HIVE AND GOT BEATEN ↑ AND E$KARI WA$ MAD A$ FUUUUU#KKK HOW DO I UNREMEMBER THI$]
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN TURNED INT⧃ A W⧃MAN... THIS MAN'S P⧃WER IS GREATER THAN I ANTICIPATED

Doon't take it as a relatable vent poost cuz the last thing i want too doo is pityng yoour soorry asses but it's either my life became extremely booring oor there's just soomething genuinely wroong with me because i can't explain the feeling oof missing the woorst guy in my life 8/

Cocky don't even want boing boing. It don't even want boing boing.

Okay, uhm My head isn't on striaight. Pretend I said something funny.

Ugh

let s go with joke yeah aha

[#RIPKENTON #OLGEEZER #DIEDTOOYOUNG #WELO$TABADDIE #$OLDIER↓ #NOTEVENI #ANDIMALMO$T15 #Y↑ #YOUREGONNADIE #WHAT$ONGDOYOUWANTPLAYEDATYOURFUNERAL]

>> Oh hun,, what'ડ go¡ng on? <:((

ᐖ SALT ANᐖ PEPPAHHHHHHH ᐛ

theres th1s part1cularly loud group of st1ll-1n-schoolfeed1ng k1ds play1ng on the lane 1mmed1ately 1n front of me. they are customers. they are customers. they are customers. 1ts not grat1ng. they are not loud. they are not somehow louder than the mus1c over the speakers. 1 am a lotus flower

Man,

Heir -o-o-f whatever this Thief -o-o-f the same thing that biTCH -O-O-F MIND THAT WHATEVER AB-O-O-UT ME! WHAT IS R-O-O-RIAN!

what maid -o-o-f h-o-o-pe mean asking f-o-o-r a friend

I pr-o-o-bably sh-o-o-uld n-o-o-t have p-o-o-sed that questi-o-o-n in public f-o-o-rum! I have a headache n-o-o-w. Need a single, n-o-o-rmal pers-o-o-n, t-o-o- p-o-o-se that questi-o-o-n t-o-o-.
-^If I had a clone I’d probably wind ∇p killing him. #violence ?^-

↘️okay i am sorry.↘️

↘️if i had a clone, i would be able to delegate all of my tasks to him.↘️ ↗️SO THAT I COULD TAKE ON AN ADDITIONAL SHIFT.↗️
♡♤♢♧ It was anonymous, amico! Not even your humble postman knows. ♧♢♤♡

>> Woah

>> ¡ juડt rea1¡zed my pref¡x haડ been gone for ¡dk how 1ong ડMTH 1ooked we¡rd but ¡ d¡dn't p¡ck up on what ?? ?

N-O-O-NE I TH-O-O-UGHT?
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=>>økay these did nøt turn øut like cøøkies at all but its økay we keep øn trucking>>>

↘️oh my god.↘️

↘️i am sorry i do not know what came over me i did not even see your color or status.↘️

#RAAAAAAAH

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[PHY$I#ALLY BA#KING AWAY FROM MY $#REEN A$ I WRITE THI$ #Y↑ #AGREED]

[WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT]

[??????]

[$ORRY KEN I #AN'T MEDIATE WITH MY$ELF THI$ I$ A LO$ING BATTLE]

> 1 m0d th1s s1te and n0t even 1 kn0w what's g01ng 0n 0n the backend

Oh this font is actually making me nauseous. Guess I'm digital detoxing tomorrow.

The foont is a psyoop against me immediatelly coollapsed too the floooor screaming and crying

[OKAY #HITTR TONIGHT WE ARE KILLING ME]

[OKAY FIGURED IT OUT IM IGNORING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM OKAY]

[I THINK $O???????]

[OH MY GOD]

not w1th that att1tude
+is this the thanks your lusus gets for bringing you mud to roll around in?

you ch1tted about the ra1n r1ght? them you knew and are thus l1able. 1’m b1ll1ng you for my ha1r treatment and laundry bc 1’m fuck1ng soaked

warn a b1tch next t1me???? 1 shouldn’t have to check ch1ttr on the off chance to see your post about thunderstorm before 1 got the fuck1ng weather not1f1cat1on about 1t

uh. why d1d that gl1tch out l1ke that

YES D1PSH1T. YOU

for the love of all th1ngs Sane and Normal, can t1me players PLEASE STOP BE1NG S1TUAT1ONALLY PROPHET1C, or AT LEAST WARN ME AHEAD OF T1ME, 1 am fuck1ng drenched

↗️THEY ARE DISLIKING THE BOILED ONION LEFTOVERS I HAVE BROUGHT FROM THE INDIGO POTLUCK TO THE OFFICERENA.↗️ ↘️what ever.↘️

And then my torment broken up by Neeiht being his typical weird ass in my notifications. I've!!!! Had enough!

[I HAVE TO GO BA#K TO WORK TOMORROW :( RIT#HY DOE$NT HE TAKE$ WEEKEND$ FREE]

A guy can't even post about Three Days Grace without the Gamers (derogatory, sburb/sgrub/WHATEVER players) coming to ruin his night cosmically.

I don't go out much!!! I'm scared!!!

Ah. Fuck. Persep.

Guy draws shitty diagrams and makes friends with my friends, but he won't even wave to me when I see him in my dreams.

WHY is there a fucking scary reason?

man what the hell

yeah... https://media.tenor.com/WZ_vkD8786YAAAAM/tigger-cant-sleep.gif

⧃ There is no time for that, Casper. I was turned into an anime woman. =o

pray that you don’t start dream1ng aga1n 1f you stopped

1t’s we1rd to me yknow, how 1 spent most of my l1fe just not dream1ng after a certa1n po1nt. noth1ng at all, just black. then the mass halluc1nat1on game happens, and suddenly you can dream just f1ne aga1n. except actually 1t’s not dream1ng, you’re luc1d 1n another place that phys1cally changes and sh1fts and also there’s no one. you’re alone wh1le you wander unt1l you get t1red of wander1ng, then you wake up and repeat the cycle 1n wak1ng hours and you do the same th1ng over and over and over and over every n1ght forever. 1t’s always so qu1et there. uncomfortably qu1et where the s1lence 1s watch1ng YOU and wa1t1ng for YOU to Tweak Out 1nstead of the other way around. but even 1f you do there’s noth1ng and no one fam1l1ar enough to latch onto and 1t just cont1nues and

Hey, is he allowed to do that? Is he allowed to pull you out of a dream like that? Excuse me? Are there mind police I can talk to about this?

[HELP!!!!!!!!]

[AKRKWLEK$KD6I$RUÑÑY4QAÑRYMHFZZT]
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=>>#ATTACKED>>>

[DO NOT PULL THI$ GATZBY $HIT WITH ME YOU FU#KER]
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=>>#hesinthelivingbløck #screaMing #kentønilikeyøu #but #fuckyøu>>>

[YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU JU$T FU#KING $AY THAT YOU HATE ME AND YOU WANT TO BREAK ↑ AND YOU WI$H I WERE DEAD!!!!!]
ALL ⧃F THE M⧃UNTAINS PUTRID BL⧃⧃D LEFT HIS HEAD AFTER HE DID AN⧃THER HAND STAND AND HE PASSED ⧃UT IN FR⧃NT ⧃F A CAFFEINATED BEVERAGE SH⧃P

They {you guys} all know that it {Casper's number nine key} was a victim to a terrible catastrophe {energy drink spillage}, but he {Casper} cannot for the life of him figure out how.

[HE$ GONNA KILL ME]

[OH NO I ATE THE WHOLE BROWNIE AND HUR$U$ I$ MAKING LUN#H FU#KKKKK]

↘️↘️↘️↘️we are never coming back from this.↘️↘️↘️↘️

[THE $ADDE$T DAY OF MY LIFE? HM WELL WHEN I WA$ A LITTLE GRUB AND MY AN#E$TOR TOLD ME GOLDEN #LU#KBEA$T$ WERENT REAL NOR DID GOLDEN EGG$ EXI$T]

#Hep

Sorry bud, Rori has me on a hell of a hike today

◌ No. ⧂

◌ No, he cannot. ⧂

>> ¡ hope ડhe ¡ડ :<

wa1t, 1 just remembered someth1ng. 1 don’t th1nk 1 ever found that bullet actually… 1t would be k1nda crazy 1f 1t were st1ll 1n there lol

[JU$T FOUND OUT I'M ALLERGI# TO #O#ONUT #Y↑ #IMATTHEHO$PITAL]
i hhavee ggottenn to do. so mmanyy tthingss ssincee i sstartedd to. be on the iinternett and. i am vveryy hhappyy to hhavee. ffriendss and ggamess and. ootherr tthingss aalsoo. i am jjustt. a llittlee. sad bbecausee i sstartedd to. tthinkk aaboutt all of the tthingss tthatt i wwilll. nneverr do and. i ddontt wwantt to be. ggreedyy. bbecausee i am. aalreadyy ggettingg so mmuchh but i. llookk at wwhatt i am. hhappyy for and i ddontt kknoww why i. ffeell llikee ccryingg.

◌ "this is really funny evidet im so sorry how is that you" It isn't me. He can have my name and former sign but that does not make him me. I would never trim my beard that way. I would never let my mustache grow that way. I would never wear those pants. I would never type that way. I would never behave that way. https://forms.gle/DWZdTa5gKQAabfv47 ⧂
🐚Another attempt at my freedom, thwarted again, Whatever. I'm going to watch men and women kiss one another and brood. -----༄༄༄🐚

◌ I am me. I don't understand why it keeps getting said that he is me. ⧂

◌ I don't know. I don't understand. ⧂

◌ Some... thing using my name is here. ⧂

fuuUUUUUCK

1’m just afra1d of the very real poss1b1l1ty that 1 turned out l1ke, really pathet1c. 1’d rather be taken out beh1nd the shed than know more
➡️It takes me up to half of a solar sweep to type a single report because I cannot freely squirm my prongs across my beloved type device.➡️ ➡️It stresses me out. As usual though, there are only margins of prosperity.➡️ ➡️This is for the better, your most loyal analyzer wheezes in the shadow of your numberical doubts.➡️

[YOU PEOPLE ARE REALLY U$ELE$$ IF A TROLL ON HERE A$K$ FOR HELP WITH A BROKEN BONE ALL YOU WILL DO I$ PITY REA#T IT IN$TEAD OF HELPING >:[]

I jester jingly to the "days since dead doves looked at" board and i erase the 1 and put a 0 in its place lol haha ha ha

uh @ph1lodem1cAstromancer looks l1ke you dont need to keep spamm1ng that sadass tag anymore, hes been found and 1ts not look1ng too good lol lmao

d1d someone change the wholeass fuck1ng username of the #ucedestorment channel 1m gonna lose 1t COME ON

uh. wh- what the fuck 1s go1ng on w1th my #ucedestorment stream channel

guys 1 l1terally cant log back 1nto my own fuck1ng #ucedestorment channel what the fuck lol

wh1ch one of you d1d 1t, 1 just wanted to rewatch my #ucedestorment content but nOOOOOO

[AHH I HATE #HANGING THE BED $HEET$ WHY DOE$NT HE HAVE A #O#OON LIKE A NORMAL TROLL]

[HEY GUY$ IT$ ME HUR$U$ IM REALLY TIRED BUT RIT#HY A##IDENTALLY FELL ↓ IN THE $HOWER AND I THINK HE BROKE $OMETHING UHM! 0_0]

Hi again. I've been folding my laundry for three hours.
o-)- i miss him ≽(╥_ ╥ ≼マ #whereisucedesroykie
o-)- i’m going to try to sleep. good light everyone please update me if anything happens ≽(╥_ ╥ ≼マ

[I JU$T REMEMBERED THE TIME MY AN#E$TOR TOOK ME TO AN AQUARIUM WHEN I WA$ VERY LITTLE AND TOLD ME IF I WA$ BAD I WOULD END ↑ IN THE TANK$ LIKE THE FI$H]

Ok@y I'm Gonn@ Go To $7eep Before I $tre$$ My$e7f Into Throwing Up 7o7

Guy Who Know$ He C@n't Fix Every Prob7em @nd Th@t Offering To Doe$n't He7p @nd C@n In F@ct M@ke Thing$ Wor$e, But Fuuuuuuuck I Wi$h I Cou7d Do $omething For Him Right Now....
-^Yo∇ want yo∇r ass-beating broadcasted for everyone to see? Interesting.^-
-^I'm not going anywhere. Glad to know yo∇'re thinking abo∇t me, tho∇gh.^-
-^Advertising the stream isn't going to scare me or intimidate me at all. @cationicAgonist is going to die.^-

[MY NE#K FEEL$ $ORE]

[OH MY GOD HUR$U$ JU$T #AUGHT THE BIG BEA$T #AU$ING HAVO#]

[IT$ HUGEEEEEE]
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=>>#ritchykeldaMhaslicefriday>>>
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=>>well its #licefriday tø Me!>>>
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=>>AW RITCHYS MASCARA IS SMEARED ALL ØVER HIS FACE I DØN'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN HIM UGLY CRY LIKE THIS>>>

[RIT#HY JELDAM I$ PUTTING AGUN IN JI$ MPITH #$ELFHARM]
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=>>I had called in sick way tøø Many days økay>>>

[WHAT IN ALTERNIA MADE YOU THINK #OMING TO WORK WITH A #OLD WA$ A GOOD IDEQ]
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=>>øh yeah sørry abøut that>>>

[THI$ LITERALLY HA$ NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. EX#EPT THAT ONE TIME WHERE WE HA$ A MA$$IVE #OLD $PREAD AND IT WA$ HUR$U$' FAULT...]

[OKAY GEEGEE AND I TALKED AND HE$ THREATENING TO $HAVE HI$ HEAD BALD BUT WE WILL BE HAVING A MEETING ON#E THE 2 WEEK QUARANTINE PERIOD I$ DONE.]
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=>>økay iM checking right nøw!>>>
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=>>øh My gød>>>
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=>>i have terrible news guys>>>
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=>>HE IS FRREAAAKING ØUT>>>
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=>>Økay I have tø get tø wørk I have a call incøMing, I'll update everyøne later>>>
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=>>I'M gønna check My hair and Ritchys hair later før sure but if I find lice in his he's gøing tø kill hiMself>>>
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=>>uhM øn øther news 10 cø-wørkers alsø caught lice I'M scared it Might spread further>>>

1 don’t l1ke th1s anymore

well, 1dk what to tell you dog. try not to make 1t so easy then

force of hab1t, 1ts just so easy

okay tag guy whatever you say tag guy. the loom1ng presence of wrothe over you on th1s top1c 1s not help1ng your case

1 saw the #unsan1tary tag f1rst and got concered. haha wow, messy, no wonder you l1ke wrothe

You and I both know he is not going to learn.

↘️oh my god.↘️

↗️OKAY.↗️

↘️a what.↘️

[ONE OF MY EMPLOYEE$ #ALLED IN $I#K AND LI#E INFE#TED NOW IM $#ARED FOR MY LIFE]

th1s a1n’t 1t dog

nah youre stuck there

Just a bit oof aftermoooon fun i guess nevermind

[#OHNOYEAH$ORRY #IMREADINGEVERYTHINGALOUDFORTHEM #THEYREMYWRIGGLER$ #I#ANTLEAVETHEMOUT]

[#IT$OKAYKENTON #BAH$HAHAHAH #IM$O$ORRY #IJU$T#ANT #THEWHOLEOFFI#EI$LOOMINGOVERMY$HOULDER$ #$TARINGATMYPALMHU$K #UHM#ONGRATULATION$?? #IGUE$$?? #HAVEAHAPPYLIFE #HOPEFULLYHE$ATTENTIVEANDKIND #LIKEMYMAN #YEAH #THEWHOLEOFFI#E$↑PORT$THI$ME$$AGE]

[#OKAY?? #IMEAN #EA#HMENTOTHEIROWN #IMREALLYFU#KING$HO#KED #WOW??? #OHMY#OD #YEAHYOUREBRAVEFORADMITTINGTHI$A#TUALLY #I$TANDWITHYOU #HE$AMANOFTRUEBU$INE$$IWILL$AYTHAT]

[#IM$ORRYKENT #WROTHE???? #AREYOU$URE??? #IMEANOKAYIRE$PE#TIT #IMJU$TREALLY$URPRI$ED #I$PILLEDMYOFFI#EANDEVERYONEINTHELUN#HROOMLOOKEDATME]

1 see. are you sure you d1dn’t l1ke, 1nhale l1ke, neurotox1c body odor or someth1ng

[🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀]

[MY JAW FELL TO THE FLOOR.]


[#IDONTFINDITFUNNYATALL #IMGONNAKILLTHI$MAN]

[BROKEBA#K MOUNTAIN.]

[LITERALLY WHAT THE FU#K]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDD8<

I've punched three hooles in my wall as i'm typing this. This is getting fucking serioous

↘️oh my god.↘️

Hey why the fuck did Wrothe hate my comment

#HayaahWillWantSpeedRacer

[#$LEEPINGPILL$ #BUT #THEYGIVEMEHEADA#HE$ #$OI$TOPPEDU$INGTHEM #$OMYIN$OMNIAIT$PRETTYBADAGAIN #IT$OKATTHOKENTHANK$]

[HEY #HITTR AH HA HAHA RIT#HY KELDAM DOE$N'T WAKE ↑ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY PANI#KING ABOUT A NIGHTMARE HAHAHAHA NO HE DOE$N'T.]

What was he doing to my head?

Can someone CLOSE that fucking box

Catholic Scratch grandstanding at me and Real Scratch poking around in my notifications What did he do to my head?? I think I'm going to be sick

[WHY #AN'T WE HAVE A #TRAUMAWEEK ???]

↘️minor computing error in regards to our office budget has lead to a diminished return and decreased profit margin.↘️ ↗️IT IS ALL MY FAULT.↗️ ↘️so you know what that means.↘️ ↗️SHACKLE AGAIN.↗️

[HAHA GOOD MORNING #HITTR HAHA RIT#HY KELDAM I$ NOT DOING TOO GOOD TODAY]

>> ¡ had another #1owડtakeડconfeડડ¡onડ ¡n m¡nd But that actua11y made me ડo angry ¡ comp1ete1y forgot what ¡t waડ. That'ડ d¡ડappo¡nt¡ng.

>> httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/Wrotheડf¡rડtડ¡n.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/wrotheડડecondડ¡n.png

Casper... Bored.

(( that feeling u get when ur uterus is already cramping and you aren't even on your period yet has to be one of the most dreadful ever like the end times are coming

[IT'$ ONLY BEEN A DAY AND I ALREADY MI$$ HUR$U$, $IGH, $OME TROLL$ ON HERE #LEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT'$ LIKE TO BE THI$ ATTAT#HED TO YOUR MATE$PRIT, I REALLY WI$H WE #OULD LIVE TOGETHER BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO MAKE HIM LEAVE HI$ HIVE]

1 am aghast

↘️what.↘️

h1mero why am 1 tagged, 1 wouldnt know th1s. 1 would rather hose h1m down outs1de on the street than know the answer

see, exactly what 1m say1ng

◌ It's still going. ⧂

you don’t even regret 1t l1ke 😭😭😭

↗️I AM LITERALLY FINE.↗️
I don't think this man is okay ❣︎
I have tried very hard to kind of just not look at most things said by or about Wrothe for most of my time on here to be honest. I feel like I have been struck in the head by several rocks in raꫂ❁id succession. ❣︎

◌ It's best not to acknowledge some things. ⧂

that’s some mov1e bullsh1t. 1’m gonna go back to my gut feel1ng #suggest1ve #nsfw and pretend 1 d1dn’t see that

[FU#K IT$ #OMPLI#ATED, BUT LIKE LIKE I HAVE A $HIT TON OF WORKLOAD KEPLANN BROKE HI$ LEG AND I HAVE NO ONE THAT WANT$ TO #OVER FOR HIM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO $PEND MY MONEY ON, I HAVE TO REVIEW AT LEA$T 50 RE$UME$ WITH HR, FOUND OUT A $E#OND AGO MY #RU$H ALREADY HA$ A MATE$PRIT, I FORGOT MY PILL$ AT HIVE, HUR$U$ I$N'T EVEN HERE, THE #OFFEE MA#HINE I$ BROKEN AGAIN AND #A$PER I$ WORKING FOR THAT OZATAP A$$HOLE NOW I FEEL #BETRAYED, #HURT AND ALL THE OTHER VERB$ FOR $ADNE$$ YOU #AN THINK OF]

[OH MY #OD A #ATA$TROPHE JU$T HAPPENED TO ME]

[#A$PER YOU #LEARLY DO NOT KNOW ME A$ A BO$$, THI$ #OULD NOT HAPPEN]

[NO #A$PER YOU BETRAYED ME, YOU #HEATED ON ME, I #AN'T FORGIVE YOU]

[YOU #OULD BE DOING EX#EL $PREAD$HEET$ $OMEWHERE NI#ER #MAD]

[WHY DOE$ EVERYTHING BAD EVER ONLY HAPPEN TO ME]

oooghgh my pan hurts

>> For a ડec ¡ thought ¡ 1oડt my RડO ડyr¡nge and ¡t waડ about to be a very bad n¡ght for that. #ડubડtance

haha po1nts and laughs, tag guys #sobsobwh1mpercry1ng on the t1mel1ne

call 1t pre-torment, reorgan1z1ng th1s wareh1ve takes a wh1le to do 1t all on my lonesome outs1de of work1ng hours takes a wh1le yk

[AH LATELY I'VE BEEN GETTING HEADA#HE$ FROM MY PILL$ MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO #HANGE THEM FOR $OMETHING WEAKER BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY ANTI DEPRE$$ANT REPLA#EMENT$ MAYBE ILL JU$T HAVE TO RUN IT ↓ BY MY P$Y#HIATRI$T #$UB$TAN#E$? #PILL$]

[WHAT THE HELL I$ "GARTEN OF BANBAN"]

also no th1s has no effect on the torment nexus

no! but 1t may lessen the ordeal sever1ty

↗️SO OFTEN I AM HEARING↗️ ↘️mostly from screeching, high pitched tones of my slacklustre worksquare neighbor↘️ ↗️"WROTHE, THE CONCOCTIONS YOU ARE CREATING WITHIN THE OFFICERENA'S NUTRITIONAL BLOCK ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU SALMONELLA."↗️ ↘️all i can do is laugh at that squirming, maladjusted idiot.↘️ ↗️I AM LITERALLY JUST MAKING CLUCKBEAST TENDERS IN A BLUESAUCE REDUCTION, IDIOT.↗️ ↘️i am not even making salmon.↘️
-^Sometimes when it’s too q∇iet I feel like I can still hear them. Their la∇ghter and whatnot. The g∇ilt creeps back in. Well.^-
#౷ld ༘⋆ ༘⋆

↘️i have forgotten to hit "send it." on my post explaining that i did↘️ ↗️IN FACT↗️ ↘️not break the record.↘️ ↗️SHORTLY AFTER BEGINNIG MY SESSION IN WATERBOARDING, MY SUPERVIZIER ENTERED AND GRIPPED ME FIRMLY BY THE BACK OF THE COLLAR↗️ ↘️rearing me backwards, he shouted exclamations of admonishment towards me.↘️ ↗️HE BELIEVED I WAS WASHING MYSELF AGAIN.↗️ ↘️not the case.↘️ ↗️I COULD HAVE BEAT THE RECORD, IF I WERE ALLOWED.↗️

↗️I AM GOING TO HOLD MY NUB UNDER THE RUNNING WATER OF THE OFFICE PRONG WASHING STATION NOW.↗️ ↘️in an attempt to beat a previously set record of holding their breath, held by someone who put approximately zero effort into it.↘️ ↗️RECORD MY TIME.↗️

Can't even say vaguely upsetting shit to your pals anymore.

>> Honeડt1y th¡ડ one cou1d've been ghoડt-wr¡tten by you

learning joining the felt does not mean getting felt up #nsfw tch....

[RIT#HY KELDAM DOE$ NOT HAVE A TYPE]

[I AM FOREVER MOURNING THE GOLD RA#E #AR I #RA$HED LIKE TWO $WEEP$ AGO THAT $HIT WA$ BEAUTIFUL I MI$$ HIM]

can’t 1 do l1ght bully1ng w1th no quad str1ngs attached and NOT get flayed 1n the comments

>> 1MFAO ¡t doeડn't matter ¡tdoeડnotmatter

↘️what when.↘️

↗️I AM DISLIKING A DISTASTEFUL COMMENT, IT DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING.↗️

↘️cease.↘️

[?@?÷?×?÷?@??!!?@?!?@×?+(×??!?@?!@]

[BUR$T MY BUBBLE PLEA$E BUR$T IT!!!!!]

↘️to be rated by such a prominent bastion of office cullitics would be literally amazing.↘️ ↗️TO BE APPRAISED BY MY SUPERIOR, AS IF I COULD EVER ACHIEVE↗️ ↘️or be worthy↘️ ↗️OF A NUMBER BESTOWED UPON ME BY THE EMPIRACLE TRUTH OF YOUR KEEN BULBS.↗️ ↘️do not pay me ten caegar.↘️ ↗️I WILL PAY YOU TWENTY.↗️

>> ¡ woke up today and every bone ¡n my body hurt FOR NO REAડON ¡'m go¡ng to f¡ght the Godડ

↘️i am banned from eating my kippered herring finbeast inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there.↘️ ↗️BUT IT WAS RAINING TONIGHT, WHICH WAS PREVENTING MY MIDSHIFT MEAL, SO I WAS FEELING SAD.↗️ ↘️and hungry.↘️ ↗️AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX↗️ ↘️(in the dumpster)↘️ ↗️FROM THE PREVIOUS DELIVERY.↗️ ↘️like a fridge sized box.↘️ ↗️SO I FISHED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.↗️ ↘️of course.↘️ ↗️THEN TIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE.↗️ ↘️and had a nice little cardboard cave.↘️ ↗️VERY SOOTHING.↗️ ↘️very zen.↘️ ↗️AT LEAST UNTIL THE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR STEPPED OUTSIDE TO SMOKE.↗️ ↘️i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work.↘️ ↗️INSTEAD, HE SAW A SORT OF DAMP, SNIVELING CREATURE.↗️ ↘️(me)↘️ ↗️EATING MY FINBEASTS IN A BOX↗️ ↘️and delivered the verbal cullshot of↘️ ↗️"GOOD EVENING, MISTER SMEGOL."↗️ ↘️which is how my night was ruined before 8 pm.↘️

↘️get a job and you will be rehatched as an aquiferous flower.↘️ ↗️BECOME GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AND YOU WILL BE REHATCHED AS A LOTUS FLOWER.↗️

↗️IS THIS TRUE.↗️
-^I got kicked o∇t. And I'm bored now. :=(^-

-=[ iithought putting it on a highertempera ature would make itt cook faster_☺]=-

-=[ oh no_☺]=-

-=[ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1757e8ce2f77.png_☺]=-

fuck my pan st1ll hurts

>> #¡1ove1ove1oveRead¡ngAbout¡t #And¡CanDo¡t¡nDeta¡1 #ButTh¡nk¡ngTooHardAbout #Certa¡nPartડ #AડAConcept #TurnડMyડtomach

>> #¡AmWe¡rd #AboutBodyડtuff #Deડp¡teHowMuch #Gore #And #BodyHorror #¡1¡keToRead #¡Dont1¡keTheThoughtOf #Anyth¡ngBe¡ng¡nડ¡deOf #Boneડ #And¡Dont1¡ke #Ve¡nડ #¡HateNeed1eડ #Ma¡n1yBecauડe #¡tડAFore¡gnObject #Go¡ng¡nPartડOfMyBody #¡DontTh¡nkડhou1dHave #ANYTH¡NG #¡nડerted¡nThem #DontGetMeડtarted #OnNa¡1ડ #Or #Eyeba11ડ

[MY HEAD HURT$]

>> oh ડh¡t you're r¡ght that m¡ght be why my h¡p ¡ડ try¡ng to end me

>> not one but TWO bott1e 1¡dડ ¡ cannot open ¡ am ડuffer¡ng my prongડ hurt what d¡d ¡ do to deડerve th¡ડ curડe

-=[ no but fr imm hungry af_☺]=-

[OK FIR$T IN#IDENT OF THE #ON WE LO$T THE ROOM KEY$ HAHA #PLEA$EHELP]

↗️I AM NOT FEELING PARTICULARLY GOOD TONIGHT.↗️

Room 2, Part 1 [“fuck1ng hell dude you’re… (aud1ble s1gh) god you’re so fuck1ng stup1d. ok. whatever, mov1ng on. there’s a door to your r1ght, go through 1t, but watch your step!” The sound of water could be heard as he tentat1vely opens the door. The attached v1deo footage 1s of the next room. The door opens d1rectly 1nto a room of wa1st-deep murky water. There 1s no way to get around the water, 1ts wall-to-wall and he has to wade through 1t to the other s1de. 1n the water 1tself 1s close to that of a th1ck marsh, w1th the same l1ve content of var1ous carn1vorous f1sh, eels, and leeches.] #wrothestorment #v1olence

↗️I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIM.↗️

↗️NO, IT IS OKAY.↗️ ↘️i am imagining that i am nearby you instead, and that the various sharp instruments are wielded by your↘️ ↗️UNQUIVERING, IRON PRONGS.↗️ ↘️it is different if you deign to do it, because it would be you.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN DESERVE THE GRACE OF YOUR SALVATION.↗️

↘️i do not want to direct attention away from my physically capable, cuttingly attractive, and socially secure superiors↘️ ↗️SUCH AS MISTER AMPORA↗️ ↘️by being tortured in a warehive.↘️

>> b1¡nkb1¡nk ¡'m ડorry guyડ, ¡ keep fa11¡n aડ1eep b¡g t¡me. ¡ hope everyone ¡ડ do¡ng rea11y we11 ton¡ght. aડ an aડ¡de, Doeડ anybody have any ¡nfo on.. what exact1y ¡ડ happen¡ng to Wrothe and ¡f he'11 be okay??

◌ ...What is happening to Wrothe, actually? ⧂

↘️oh my god.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ec121dd1fae9.jpg ↗️

↘️oh my god oh my god.↘️

↗️I AM A CHUD OF THE HIGHEST REGARDS, AND I WILL NOT BOW TO SUCH LOW-LEVEL ANTAGONISM FROM AN EXTERIOR SOURCE.↗️

↘️my officeblock is equipped with the finest of corporategrade security, so i am literally not even afraid.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT EVEN WORRIED.↗️
I am just trying to find a bright side here! ❣︎
At least he will be haꫂ❁ꫂ❁y when ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le call him that? ❣︎

↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️

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[TRIED TO #OOK DINNER ON HUR$U$' KIT#HEN #UHM #FAIL...]

100k kull I'll up my breakfast to two raisins.

[HOW DO TROLL$ PAINT?? WHAT THE FU#K I$ WRONG WITH YOU GUY$ HOW DO YOU EVEN #HOO$E THE #OLOR$ IM #ONFU$ED]

What the fuck is gooing oon where's Vesica why is Wroothe freaking oout i literally tooook a nap and my mutuals goot hit with the plague

↗️WHAT.↗️

[$TUMBLED ↑ON MY #KI$ME$I$ JU$T NOW I $TILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT HE WA$ MAKING ME FLU$TERED]

-=[ i havventt slept yet x-)_☺]=-

The Worst Part About Hating Wrothe Is That I Will Never Get To Feed His Lusus A Block Of Coarse Straw. #pensive

[NO IM LOOKING FOR IT AND NO THEY HAVE TO BE THE $AME $O#K]

↗️I HAVE NEGLECTED TO MAKE A POST IN SEVERAL NIGHTS.↗️ ↘️literally disgusting of me, my numbers have remained staunchly stagnant.↘️ ↗️REST ASSURED THAT MY ACUTE BUSINESSENSE AND CAEGAR-ORIENTED THOUGHTSPONGE HAS NOT DULLED IN MY ABSENCE.↗️ ↘️i am on that "a.b.g grindset".↘️ ↗️ALWAYS BE GRINDING.↗️ ↘️always be groveling.↘️
you know i hate waiting for viollence but as you wish

1 th1nk we should let h1m stew 1n 1t for a b1t and the k1ll1ng be a surpr1se tool for later at an unspec1f1ed t1me and place so he'll be on edge from th1s po1nt on

po1nts and laughs. th1s guy has 1t 1n for wrothe

fuck1ng. 1ncomprehens1ble. 1m go1ng to assume 1m r1ght unt1l proven otherw1se. good luck w1th that or sorry that happened 1dk

[THI$ I$ A BIT EMBARRA$$ING BUT #AN ANYONE WHO'$ A#TUALLY KNOWLEDGEABLE TELL ME WHAT THE $E#OND EFFE#T$ OF ANTIDEPRE$$ANT$ ON $EADWELLER$ ARE?]
-^Fishing Friday isn’t j∇st some throwaway hobby for me. It’s a serio∇s b∇siness. Real work. Hard work.^-
ANGELS NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 4 ENDING SUMMARY The RED TEAM has selected to put Wrothe and Larkin up onto the chopping block. The result? "Wrothe, we've had our highz, our lowz. You've taught me much about combat, philozophy, life, and love. 'owever. All good thingz muzt come to an end. And I do not think you have what it takez to become my 'ead chef. Now go, before I change my mind."

[I HAVE TO GO TO THE DO#TOR TOMORROW FOR MY MONTHLY #HE#K-↑...#WHATEVER #ANNOYING]

[WHY FREE THOUGH LIKE YOU #OULD MAKE A PROFIT OUT OF THI$]

1 warned you dog

You wan⟡ed him before? ==⟢

[I'M NERVOU$!!!!!!]

[OKAY HANGING OUT WITH THE KUZZ (KI$ME$I$ HUZZ) WE JU$T KI$$ED $O THI$ I$ A BIT EMBARRA$ING]

↘️nobody wants to have to exclaim↘️ ↗️"PHUNTR! ON YOUR LEFT!"↗️ ↘️when braving the battlefield.↘️ ↗️YOUR STUPID NAME IS PREVENTING YOU FROM BEING RECRUITED.↗️

↗️I AM ATTEMPTING TO RECRISP MY BLOOMING TEAR-JERKING BULBVEGETABLE IN THE OFFICE AIRFRIER, DESPITE CLAIMS THAT THE↗️ ↘️"scent is too odorous and consuming that we literally cannot breathe"↘️ ↗️AND THAT↗️ ↘️"i am a blight upon everyone who has ever deigned to interact with me for longer than strictly necessary"↘️ ↗️BUT IT IS NOT BECOMING RECRISP, MERELY SOGGYING UP FRUTHER.↗️ ↘️why.↘️

(( ritchy and hursus miis just wont get together im annoyed
K--<sometimes my posts get poetic because i used to study writing before i sold my dreams and betrayed the troll i used to be

>> ^ ^;; ¡t'ડ okay, ¡t ¡ડ what ¡t ¡ડ!! ¡ juડt ડtrugg1e to rea11y do th¡ngડ ડomet¡meડ and ¡ don't a1wayડ have the meanડ to get ¡nvo1ved ¡n ડtuff that'ડ eaડ¡er for me on a techn¡ca1 1eve1. ¡t ¡ડ what ¡t ¡ડ!! ¡ have var¡ed ¡ntereડtડ and ¡ k¡nd of f1oat around do¡ng what ડu¡tડ me at any g¡ven t¡me

>> ¡ be1¡eve ¡n you :)) you've got th¡ડ ¡'ve never been good enough at anyth¡ng to rea11y get ડo ¡nveડted 1¡ke that, ડo ¡ reડpect your endeavorડ

>> You are cute. You can 1o1 a11 you want.

... Are you like, okay?

-=[ also yeah real_☺]=-
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=>>when will yøu start dMing Me>>>

[MY RE$PIRATORY IFFE#TION DUE TO THE $I#KNE$$ I #AUGHT A #O↑LE DAY$ AGO IM FINE NOW BUT APHONI# A$ AFOREMENTIONED]

↗️I AM SORRY.↗️

↘️disgusting.↘️

↗️I WAS LITERALLY SPOT ON.↗️ ↘️my depiction is solid.↘️
alright i'M going to be real with you guys after my hit chitt yesterday i was opened a program to make a beat to further the bit and i swear i spent maybe 40 minutes that accumulated in me making something that sounded like i was pushing one singular instrument out of my waste chute. hangs my head dejectedly siiiiigh.... maybe big p is NOT on the mic

Was aboout too poost "if i was a girl i woould have big spheres that boounce when i walk" but tooook a quick looook at the mirroor and had too recoonsider that

Goot called Coount Twinkula because oof my last chit and the woorst part is that it's true i can never win

DON’T FUCKIN’ PITY ME. I’M NOT PITIABLE, I’M A MONSTER AND DAMN PROUD OF IT.

check out on goregle how human panko bread1ng 1s made. that’s what happened, and 1t sucked a lot btw

[IM BORED @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN]
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=>>sigh øk wait>>>

If i'm noot oon Chittr that means i'm either woorking (lie) oor having crazy mindbloowing sex (even bigger lie)
sometimes the worst bitch you've ever met cracks a reall sidespllitter and you gotta give kudos

[HUH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/482%20$IN%20T%#3%ADTULO_20260503011503.PNG]

>> NOOO
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=>>Kinda nøt øne cøøkie but the whøle bunch then he gøes tø swiM afterwards and then lays naked øn the beach tø keep his skin shiny>>>




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