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「This account has been claimed by Legislacerator Marita Narlem under the authority of the court of Her Imperial Condescension. This is a second alert to all members of the Alternian Empire. These two mutant fugitives are wanted for the following crimes against the Empire: - Breaking and entering upon Imperial Property - Damaging Imperial Property - Harboring ill intent toward the Empire - Inventing, manufacturing, and distributing a cure for Voidrot - Disclosing private Empire matters to the public via the website "Chittr" - Having no registered Hatching Record - Harboring an off-spectrum mutant - Murder of high-ranking Imperial officials on board Ship Designated "Duskbreak" - Severe damage to the integrity of Ship Designated "Duskbreak" - Jailbreaking and aiding illegal criminal mutants - Destroying vital Imperial Research into classified phenomena To any who associate with "Ashven Vennis" or "Colven Merkur". Turn these individuals in to the Empire. Failure to comply will result in a swift and painful culling. The illegal fugitives are reported to have returned to Alternia. They are armed and dangerous. Marita Narlem Resident Legislacerator on board "Duskbreak"」
:33 < I MISS MY WIFE!!!!
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$$$ Lads went fishing $$$
$$$ The lads are gone barrry v500% $$$
Barry, you're cordially invited.
The people have spoken. Tomorrow's film will be Shaun of the Dead, directed by Edgar Wright and released in 2004. It is ostensibly a zombie movie. There are zombies. There is a pub. There are interpersonal complications. There is a rather questionable amount of confidence in one's ability to distinguish the undead from ordinary people at a distance. But beneath the blood and bludgeoning, Shaun of the Dead is also a comedy about stagnation, adulthood, friendship, and the peculiar difficulty of recognizing that your life needs to change until circumstances become sufficiently apocalyptic to make the matter impossible to ignore. It is funny, affectionate, occasionally rather gruesome, and considerably more observant than its premise might suggest. The sort of film that can make you laugh at a joke and then, several minutes later, realize that the joke was actually about you. Please enjoy the apocalypse. And remember: when civilization collapses, the important thing is to remain calm, identify a suitable place of refuge, and maintain access to refreshments. Unquirk for content warnings.
I want too be like yoou when i groow up
Just spent a hoour talking aboout sex while eating dried fish in my chair Barrry, 31.5 style. I wish i had a beer as a finishing toouch
၄⋆၃ #lyrixs is it all for a show in the golden hour you seem to know no fear is it really true that a bird like me xould never think like you is it all in my head is my ignoranxe just manufaxtured dread when ive naught but my pride xan you take a look and say you like what ive got inside https://open.spotify.xom/traxk/2DAZakhs7RRXoM6pvLpUEz?si=0698fea388974d3a
Ɏ like a-a-a flipping coin this chitt embodies both tra-a-agedy a-a-and euphoria-a-a a-a-at once. bea-a-autiful Ɏ
MY FORCES ARE INCREASING!!! soon,,, i will have amassed a whole army of evil-doing individuals and we will be unstoppable...
⊹ T#at's w#y t#e gravitaxis gene in fruit flies is named after #im!!! ⊹
Sadly... #juniorbadgedsomeone
@cosmopolitanAstute there’s hope for you yet.
// Thank you Barrry.
never in my entire life have i related to you more, barrry.
// hi. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f938d4a65239.png
yOU ArE sUch A gOOd spOrt bArrry :)
Do NOT gambl€, th€¥'r€ going to tak€ €v€r¥thing from ¥ou and I do m€an EVERYTHING
OH MY LORD I REMEMBER THIS NIGHT Such a beautiful memory... So many drinks had and lovely stories told, haa haa! Those were the days, eh Barrry..?
≈ IT IS good — to SEE you — have already — MADE — amends WITH DISCONNECTING. ALWAYS leave — ROOM FOR yourself, — BARRRY, — no — matter how FULFILLING — the — "BIRDS" MAY — be. ≈
sigh i really needed to hear that barrry i really needed it love you, man
barrry im so sorry for you. my deepest and truest condolensces. if you ever need a friend, you know you can always call me up. i might be in a fickle situation myself, but i can drop everything to support a dear childhood friend in such awful trying times.
FUCKING DAMN IT IS NOTHING SACRED IN THIS BLOODY WORLD
Oh gOOdnEss I Am sOrry pUbgOEr bArry :(
:33 < take meowt a loan, and bet it all on anofurr match. mew'll be able to pay off the loan and have the money furrom the loan
What's your favorite beer? And also, your pub order?
Please, I'm begging you.
Ɏ wa-a-aheyy Ɏ
∻Wahey∻
Hoping for nothing but! Ha ha ha...
IT SOUNDS LIKE GOOD TIMES INDEED.
ONE HUNDRED MILLION MELON CATAPULTS. #PLANTSVSZOMBIES.
[]time to sit doWn With a good book and a nice cup of tea![]
yo sup chittr currently cooking up some delicious food right now this shit smells so good, turns out the purple food makes great meals like i should start selling this shit gonna have mr beast running for his money dude hes not ready for my #purplepasta https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48de0033e7bb.png
ch33rz bro!!!!!!!!!! 1'll dr1nk to th4t!!!!!!!!!!! >8]
They've got a good shot against Croatia tomorrow!
☆~𖦹 Thank you, Barry. You support means the world to me 𖦹~☆
∘☽ Oh!! Congratulations that your young where able to make it this far, I understand what you meant now, it is sad to think about the many little snaillings that couldn't make it.. ☾∘
(=^･⩊･^=) < JUST HAD SOME DELICIOUS ASS FISH TACOS. YUMMERS!!!
∘☽ Pardon? ☾∘
Barrry, is that you chum? Oh, how I missed you from those late nights at Jrs. I thought I would never see you again after I ran away from society!
(( truly the gimmick account of all time i love it
You know who else is the gimmick account of all time
∘☽ ehm....well now I feel rather embarassed by how dramatic I assumed it would be.. I shall offer a snail fact. Snails can lay about 100 eggs in a singular clutch, but only about 20 to 50 make it maturity. #Snailposting ☾∘
:33< fish and chips is yummy :DD
:33< yum fishbones!