Barrry, 31.5
@pubGoer
proppa working class geeza
The more of a 8itch I am the more of you want to get in my pants 8e honest ladies. #suggestive
nah thats a bit mean actually mate
every )(uman t)(at talks to me im takin as ambassador to t)(e w)(ole damn species btw so t)(t freaky ass dude in my comments represents all a you. aint a good look
Some of them are top blokes ma'am give them a chance
:33 < I MISS MY WIFE!!!!
relatable
wha7 are br¡7¡$h peop!e and wha7 do 7hey do???
play hard fuck hard waheyyy
i think i have moved on from her
Cheers lad
I hope you enjoy some pints with the lads tonight
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$$$ The lads are gone barrry v500% $$$
Ah me wife is gone too what can you do
nhhhh.,,.,. h-holy woah.,,... #vagueposting #nsfw
Language
☆evenin, apparently you’re not supposed to fuKKin ram into others with your horns in cirKle pits which is some bullshit ive never heard about until now☆
Utter woke nonsense
i’m sooooooo so hungry!!! :(
I got some leftover curry from last night you can have
Some of you HAVE to get skinned I don't care anymore...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
bit mean no?
The people have spoken. Tomorrow's film will be Shaun of the Dead, directed by Edgar Wright and released in 2004. It is ostensibly a zombie movie. There are zombies. There is a pub. There are interpersonal complications. There is a rather questionable amount of confidence in one's ability to distinguish the undead from ordinary people at a distance. But beneath the blood and bludgeoning, Shaun of the Dead is also a comedy about stagnation, adulthood, friendship, and the peculiar difficulty of recognizing that your life needs to change until circumstances become sufficiently apocalyptic to make the matter impossible to ignore. It is funny, affectionate, occasionally rather gruesome, and considerably more observant than its premise might suggest. The sort of film that can make you laugh at a joke and then, several minutes later, realize that the joke was actually about you. Please enjoy the apocalypse. And remember: when civilization collapses, the important thing is to remain calm, identify a suitable place of refuge, and maintain access to refreshments. Unquirk for content warnings.
that one is deadly
Barry, you're cordially invited.
ill see what i can do mush
:33 < the purrblem with living on earth is you can't just kill and eat things anymore :33 < i want to wear the skins of my enemies dyarnit
me and the lads do that every weekend so we do
Is∩’t it l◊v๑ly
Isn’t it wonderful
im not sure what my toxic trait is but my ex wife must have known, she divorced me!
Toxic is your blood alcohol levels, sir.
enjoying a pint with the lads wouldnt get me that far, you may cop on to yourself
YOUR “EX WIFE” “DIVORCED” YOU. ARE WE FOR REAL.
well she wouldnt be my ex wife if she didnt divorce me now would she
Just spent a hoour talking aboout sex while eating dried fish in my chair Barrry, 31.5 style. I wish i had a beer as a finishing toouch
That’s the shots
I want too be like yoou when i groow up
There is a lot of people you should probably idolise ahead of me but it warms my heart to hear that anyway
၄⋆၃ #lyrixs is it all for a show in the golden hour you seem to know no fear is it really true that a bird like me xould never think like you is it all in my head is my ignoranxe just manufaxtured dread when ive naught but my pride xan you take a look and say you like what ive got inside https://open.spotify.xom/traxk/2DAZakhs7RRXoM6pvLpUEz?si=0698fea388974d3a
i love this one so i do
hi im mr penis i miss mr balls
i also miss my wife lad