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@puppetRose

...if I lost touch with reality, would you guide me back home;

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Rose Lalonde has set a new Chittr avatar.

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Nice.

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

man 1 cannot tell these human actors apart, and yknow what, 1 dont care about gett1ng 1t r1ght e1ther

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We humans have the same problem sometimes, if I'm being honest.

@puppetRose[PR]
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@techGnostalgia[TG]

all these fuckin white guys look the same!! >.<

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They don't make them like they used to.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

((All my tagged vent posts are largely in character. Rose is just freaked out by knowing there's a timeline of herself and the other three tortured LMAO)) #horror #violence

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(( fun fact: the premise of this particular set of muses is based on a courage the cowardly dog episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sKhEy9RPco ))

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Counting my lucky stars that I was born to love women so, so much.

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@lipstickThesbian[LT]

It is a beautiful thing

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Agreed.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Do you like early mornings? #horror #puppetfour

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I took late classes explicitly to avoid this problem.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I lined their bios up. A cryptic poem. I don't know if this merits anything. I must keep my thoughts to myself. https://i.postimg.cc/LsgbDQV1/A206BF11-A894-4D79-A805-AE5B37861FD4.jpg #puppetfour

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youre close.

@puppetDave[PD]

we arent really puppets though. not in the traditional sense.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

So, you've always been actual humans?

we were now we exist onto something that maintains our human form; continues our lives, our universe. fucking- you read the call of cthulhu, rose, you know where this is going

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

So who or what exactly gave you the option to keep your lives and memories?

it's name was ill'isuf i just call him the big man cause its funnier we were a doomed timeline never having played the game. and timelines are supposed to flow normally. but they only flow normally if things happen in them- otherwise they are simply veiled under the curtain of infinite possibility, crushed by endless hypothetical. our world was dying. everything was dying. and then it appeared. we struck a bargain- it liked us. it said it wanted to... play, with us. and now, here we are. when i speak, it is also speaking- and when we all speak, it is speaking onto itself repeatedly in circles. like- if sound needs a medium to travel on, it is the medium replacement itself.

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@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Sorry wait. Is her name just Fusilli backwards? Like the pasta?

I AM THE GREATEST PERFORMER TO HAVE LIVED

@puppetDave[PD]

COME ONE COME ALL TO SEE THE GREATEST TO HAVE EVER BEEN WRITTEN

@puppetJohn[PJ]

WATCH THEIR LIVES EN VIVO BY ME

Lovecraftian literature, despite the explicit racial undercurrents that merits deserved criticism, has such an incredible grandeur with the unknown and entities beyond that continues to captivate the imagination even to this day with some of my favorite stories. Eldritch entities, beyond the stars, boundless and beyond comprehension... I really wish they were real.

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maybe you should just settle with the flying spaghetti monster

@puppetDave[PD]

His Great Noodliness does not count, Dave.

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@inspectingPickles[IP]

I am a lotus flower.

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finally some good fucking food

@puppetDave[PD]

Please don't eat the lotus flower, Dave.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

They spent seven years in metaphysical suspension. Orchestrated by a horrorterror. This is definitely the strangest timeline I've personally seen. #horror #puppetfour

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thank god they cant see this. but yeah isnt the puppet handle prank funny now, rose; i personally thought it was genius but they cant fully appreciate the irony now like you can

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

In any covert roundabout way, do you need help?

HE DOES NOT

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MIND YOUR BUSINESS

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HORRORTERROR EMISSARY

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

How did they know about the game as soon as they joined this site? They haven’t been on here long enough to figure that out. And they’re taking all the alts of themselves really well. It just don’t add up

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We knew of the game because it was cancelled on our end. As for my other selves... well, I was never one to cast away those who were like-minded. Helps that I'm easy on the eyes.

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

It was cancelled but you know it’s important enough to mention that you didn’t play it.

I- well, I had done some light reading once I registered and realized so many people play it. Is that so odd? Most people do that for any game.

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

It reads like you needed to differentiate because you Know why it’s important for people to be able to tell that you four are ones that didn’t play the world-changing game and you figured that out pretty quick despite the fact that your alts don’t really go on about the details of the game on here much. It just feels a bit sus

You could admittedly say that about every other thing every single person says around here. Paranoid, much?

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Not really. No one else here has shown up with matching profiles for their friends calling themselves puppets and mentioning that the DIDN’T play the game. So my point is very targeted and the facts as they are about you are very sus

I have already explained tirelessly that the puppet moniker was a joke on Dave's part. Matching profiles...? You could lump any 4 profiles together to make any sort of sentences. I can't spend the rest of my time convincing you otherwise that everything is fine. All I can tell you is that this level of suspicion only alienates others away from whatever answers you're trying to dig for. And... it's hurtful. I wanted to make new friends here and all anyone has done is be suspicious of my intentions.

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aw, man. i need to finish this government studies project by tomorrow and ive barely started! does anyone have some pointers about, um, "the standardization of roadways and sidewalks"?

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John, I will not lie. That sounds like the most boring topic on the planet.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Stop interacting with them.

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I'm sorry you feel this way, other me, but I didn't sign on to a social media website to not do things with other people, so you may be out of luck.

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If a book does not make me at least mildly uncomfortable then it better be due to it being very wholesome and gay.

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Agreed.

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@broStrider[BS]

seeing the word puppet on my timeline over and over and getting excited only for it to be about those four. every single time. could you guys give a shit about this when it isnt related to whatever cryptic bullshit youre all dreadfully worried about when its definitely not the big deal you think it is? id have a lot more to contribute there.

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@lilexCalibur[LC]

SUPER lame shit. We already reached the maximum quota for GENUINE, COOL puppets.

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I really need to keep emphasizing that we're not puppets.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Those four aren't people.

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Ouch.

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Have Never Read A Sentence Like That In My Life. What Is " Breast Milk "? #suggestive?

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Liquid mammalian extrusion from the chest bulbs, of sorts.

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@puppetRose[PR]

its mommy milk!

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@puppetJade[PJ]

/Please/ do not call it Mommy Milk.

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@puppetRose[PR]

i mean she's got a point, it is milk from a mother to feed her young

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She is, but I know where we are. I know what everyone else is thinking.

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