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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐back from a brief stabbatical๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โจ๐๐ CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT ๐๐โจ โจ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ sorry ik im popping off today no filterโจ!!! why the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK would someone fear mutuant lowblood abilities when those abilities are impossible to leverage otherwise??? telekinesis for construction?? telepathy for MARKET RESEARCH (imagine the FOCUS GROUPS!! AND MILITARY GRADE THINK TANKS)??) pyrokinesis for... well... rapid team restructuring?? ๐๐ฅ๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ THE CHARM$ SOLUTION ๐ what if -- and hear me out bestie -- what if we ๐didn't KILL them??๐ what if we โจINCUBATEDโจ them?? special economic zones!!! favored caste nation status!!!! mutant-led startups!! "divergent thinking" consulting firms!! we could be the FIRST empire to leverage NEURODIVERGENT HEMOGLOBIN for competitive advantage!! ๐ง ๐ ๐ผ๐ชthe other empires are LAUGHING at us bestie!! they're saying "look at those Alternians, killing off their most INNOVATIVE assets because they're scared of a little DIFFERENCE!!" we're literally leaving MONEY on the TABLE and then BURNING THE TABLE!! when we could be FUCKING THEM OVER IT!??!?!?! ๐ฅ๐ช๐ผ #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindset #MutantsHaveNoImitants #CannotDoWhatTheyCan #IfYouCantBeatEmHireEm #ImmutableMutants #LikeAMutant #HireAMutant #KissAMutantToday #BeBold #BeDifferent #NSFW #NotSafeForWorkplacePhotoOps #NotDyingOnMyWatch #OrDime โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐๐high key i will NEVER get over ๐๐ โ ๏ธ THE FFFFFFFFFFUCKING SHORT SIGHTEDNESS OF IMPERIAL POLICY โ ๏ธ ๐คthe empress wants to cull them because she's running a CLOSED SYSTEM, bestie!!! she's got a SCARCITY MINDSET in an ABUNDANCE ECONOMY!! she's literally KILLING her own ROI because she's afraid of what she can't CONTROL!! ๐๐ซ ๐๐ mutants are NATURAL ENTREPRENEURS!! they have to be CREATIVE to survive!! they have HUSTLE baked into their DNA!! you think your average rust ( see @handMaid ) has that kind of ADAPTIVE RESILIENCE??? have ever had to do dickfuckall to stay alive???? no bestie, they're playing by the RULES while mutants are out here REWRITING the SOURCE CODE of survival!!!!!!!๐๐ #Chairministrangling #MutantsAreIrreplaceable #Grindsetting #GoldbloodGlitzAndGlam #IsPrettiestWithAllTheColors #GoldenHours ๐ขโจ CHARMS is purchasing life short term insurlance policies for cujojito (jk i have a VPN bestie, i'm ALWAYS ENSURED)
โจ๐๐ CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT ๐๐โจ ๐๐๐bestie bestie BESTIE we need to have a SERIOUS conversation about โจUNREALIZED MARKET POTENTIALโจ because i have been crunching the NUMBERS (i love numbers, i literally doze off with a calculator in my ooze, i DREAM in spreadsheets ๐๐ญ) and i am ready to drop a HOT TAKE that might get me CULLED by the PR department (joking!! ...mostly!!? mostly!!!) but i simply DO NOT CARE because i am BUILT DIFFERENTLY and i speak TRUTH to POWER even when power has a massive sword and a napole-yonic height complex, the cunt ๐ก๏ธ๐ ๐งฌ MUTANTS ๐งฌ here's the thing bestie, here's the ACTUAL WHOLE ASS thing, the empire is sitting on a GOLDMINE of untapped labor innovation and we are THROWING IT AWAY because someone in the old guard got SCARED of a little GENETIC VARIANCE?? ๐๐ค mutants aren't a BUG bestie, they're a โจFEATUREโจ!! they're literally DISRUPTORS!! do you know what a limeblood could do with their special little flickery flamey quirks in the PHARMACEUTICAL space?? we're talking VERTICAL INTEGRATION with the medical industrial complex!!! MEDICTATORS WISH they had this kind of potential!!!! we're talking PATENTS!! we're talking EXCLUSIVE DISTRIBUTION RIGHTS!!!!! we are talking IMPOSSIBLE RETURNS ๐๐ฐ #MutantsAreIrreplaceable #SpeciallyEconomically #DisruptTheHemospectrum #LimebloodLucious #SigmaSweeps #ChairministranglerThoughtLeadership #ProbShouldntCullMeImAnAssetClass #WhyShootOurselvesInTheFrondJusttoStickToOurGunsโจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is logging off before the drones get dispatched (jk i have a VPN bestie, i'm ALWAYS ONLINE)
๐๐คwow??? WOW??? okay???? OKAY!!! talk about bitty bulge energy, @handMaid !!!! remove all my badges? REMOVE ALL MY BADGES? you asked harmless sweet snuggleluvva special specs cutie eye @imJunior to REMOVE ALL MY BADGES?๐ค๐ ๐are you fucking kidding me๐ ๐ค๐คgirl ๐ซฑ ๐ซฑ ๐๐๐i worked hard for my badges these are HOLDERS of my shares my likes my hates my pities and my mediates๐๐๐ ๐organic๐hand-leveled๐authentically engaged๐entirely ground zero up๐no foundation๐industry unplanted๐ ๐คand only SLIGHTLY nudged along by my alt hand(le)s๐ค ๐i make quality content the masses (over like 40+ REAL followers) produced entirely free to the unblinking attention and touch starved masses who gratefully engage and show me kindness unlike anything ive ever encountered in my lifes start to finish span (including the nondamara reading this ilusm omg hi bestie)๐ ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐbut for you to bitch and moan and whinge and whine and him and haw and she and shit until you get your way??? including involving junior???? junior cant remove badges!!! what did you expect him to just remove them from my account and reissue them? on a HIGH PAIN DAY when i CANNOT click them back easy???? which is exactly what he did???? wow just wow you are WORSE than the COWARD who doxxed me and ding dong ditched afterwards this is doing too much๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ ๐คhayyyy lil j @imJunior๐ค ๐โฐ๐โญ๐๐๐ฅ grab this bitch's shameglobes and twist counterclockwise until she feels something worth a nomination to the shame golden globe awardsโญ๐๐๐ฅ ๐โฐ๐ ๐โ๐ซ๐ค hope you dont mind the pinch points, lil d! ๐ค๐ซโ๐ ๐โ ๏ธ barring that idfk remove all of her fucking badges and replace each of them with a new instance of the caution toxic badgeโ ๏ธ ๐ #Chairministrangling #FuckYouMeanStepOnHim #EW??? #DIE???? #AsFuckingIF??????????#HoneyIKnowThoseKnockOffKicksHaveBeenTheSameGoddamnPairDocMartiniTinyGotYouOnAHolidayGoddamnPerigeesAgo #ARoewzeByAnotherLameWouldSmellJustAsDefeat #Ed #ByAnUnrulyAssRustbloodsSelfAmusedTapDancingFeet #YouReallyThoughtYouDidSomething #IfTheyGoLowIGoLower #SweepForThoseScrawnyAssCluckbeastLegs #Like #WTF #WTF!!!! #WTF!!!!!!!!!! #NSFW #BecauseYourAssIsUnhireable #NepogrubBabyBitch #ImJunior #Handmaid #HandMadeWithoutCare #HandJobWellDone #YouTargetedANeurodivulgeant #WhoSharedTooMuch #AboutTheGoodHeSeesInOthers #BodyHorror #GenitalTorture #BallTwisting #BallBusting #BallBeating #BadStuffHappeningToDamaraMegidoBalls #Violence #Gore #TimelineBeef #Drama #Vagueposting #Directposting #VengeancePosting #Strife ๐ด๐ก CHARMS is IRATEโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE ROSE GOLD TROLL. ROEWZI CHARMS IS THE NAME. THE ONE WHO SEEMS TO MAKE THOSE SPINNY GOLD BADGES. I HAVE NEVER BEHELD THIS TROLL'S PRESENCE IN THE PAST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE BEEN VIOLENTLY THROWN INTO THESE CLUTCHES. MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THAT GOLDBLOODS MUG. THIS ALL IS TO SAY. WOW THIS TROLL IS AWESOME. READING THOSE CHITS IS KIND OF AN ASSAULT TO THE SENSES IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS: THERE IS ZERO LEVEL OF OFFENSE IN REGARDS TO WHAT I AM SENDING ROEWZI'S WAY. PURELY A MOTHERFUCKING STRONG LEVEL OF GREAT AWE AND BEDAZZLEMENT. ROEWZI IF YOU ARE READING THIS. KEEP UP THE GREAT MOTHERFUCKING WORK. HEEHAAHOOHOO.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ WITH ANOTHER SHAMELESS SELF-PROMO ๐๐โจ ๐ซถonly this time? its not my bad bitch self im repping๐ซถ ๐คim only ๐ค like an ๐ค itty bitty ๐ค smidgen even ๐ค responsible ๐ค for this ๐ค ๐ซต compared to the downright cavernous mf ma screaming for inspiring mercifully masked jaws of one kaine touthe @twistedComedy ๐ซต โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธone more time for the back โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ this is a downright ruthless far from toothless life ender, no pretender, snack snag offender, when they say taking candy from a grub better hope to high fuck this guy doesnt have his ganderbulbs peepin at it first because your arm is coming off with the same ease he snags that fuckin sugary goodness ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ please give a sugar sprinkled applause ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐คก๐ฆทto the dental damnation himself๐ฆท๐คก๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐ฉธ๐ฆท๐the pregnant pause impregnator, the sweet scarfing sugar squanderer๐ฆท๐๐ฉธ ๐ซด๐ซดwithout any further fangirly fanfare its THE SWEETROTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!๐ซด๐ซด ๐๐๐ you suuuuuure? im basically asking you to siiiit on me ๐๐๐ ๐คlike ๐ค if ๐ค i ๐ค were ๐ค this ๐ค big ๐ค ๐ซต compared to ur 'jigglemeat' as its been called๐ซต ๐ค here is to hoping more of you are next in the comms list๐ค #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Psh #IgetPaidToHumbleMyself #AndStillBeInChargeOfPromo #CallThat #Micro #Management #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #KaineTouthe #TheSweetrot ๐ก๐ชฅ CHARMS is BUSY. BRUSHING TWICE NIGHTLY.
โซ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐UH OH OH NO NEW PROMO - PRETTY BIG DEAL IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW!๐๐๐ค๐ฉโซ ๐ซถYOU BET its not about my sovereign self๐ซถ ๐คim only ๐ค like ๐ค technically ๐ค FRACTION of a finger ๐ค walking in ๐ค on this ๐ค utterly immaculate ๐ค english coronation ๐ค ๐ซต after all this event is entirely and only about @lordJack ๐ซต โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธone more time for the back โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ we are talking about a catastrophic mf midnight ending maverick who decided REGICIDE was a starter grind like my guy walked into the PROSPITIAN THRONE ROOM like it was a Tuesday, snatched that RING like it was the last everything bagel at the meeting, didnt even ask if the toaster was in use, and COOKED, he fucking COOKED, he BAGEL BAKED and COOKED and now suddenly hes got FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS and ZERO chill to balance it out๐ซณ๐ซณ๐ซณ ๐๐๐did you know his highlights? his glorious moments? even before his ascension? are some of the dark lord caliborn's greatest hits? he revisits them often and quietly leaving nothing but clawprints and taking nothing but lives of people too unimportant to be potent enough to remember๐๐๐ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐๐THE VOIDNOIR didn't just kill a KING, VOIDNOIR LORDJACK killed a KINGDOM. then another. then a WHOLE UNIVERSE. then ANOTHER ONE. just fucking because! VOIDNOIR LORDJACK is the entire midnight crew rolled into a dude who has need for nothing, waste all want not am i right???๐๐๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ the planetary pulverizer, the session slaughterer, the "oops i accidentally became the main antagonist through sheer hustle culture" himself๐ ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ซธ๐ช๐๐he STABBED the HERO OF BREATH (left em breathless). he STABBED the HERO OF TIME (made sure he ran out of minutes). he STABBED the SEER OF LIGHT (didn't see that one coming huh bitch???). if you had a classpect and a pulse (and sometimes not even that!) my guy had a CULL IN THE WORKS for you!!!๐๐๐ช๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท๐ซท ๐ฉธ๐๐he's NOT-UNION-JACK under ANY circumstances๐๐๐ฉธ ๐ซด๐ซดTHE VOIDNOIR LORDJACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!๐ซด๐ซด ๐๐๐ โ ๏ธwhat a HATETHROB, huh ladies? theydies? guys, gals, all other market demographically violence inclined pals?????? get em while theyre hot!!! which is ALLLLLLLLLLWAYS for THE VOIDNOIR LORDJACK!!!!โ ๏ธ ๐๐๐ ๐ค here is to many more of you creepy crawly stand godly tallies keeping me up until the break of day๐ค #Dark #Chairministrangling #LikeALordjack #PityALordjack #MediateALordjack #Shilling #CaliBbabyCaliB #TheFelt #Felt #GoldSpinnyBadges #TheVoidnoir #LordJack #NotUnionJack #VoidAllOtherTransactions #IneedToAffordThat #MidnightCoronation โซ๐ฉ CHARMS is A NIGHT OWL AND A WISE BIRD TOO.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CLOCKING IN to RISE + GRIND๐๐โจ ๐ซถrise and GRIND bestie another day another DOZEN zeroes to add to the net worth ๐ซถ ๐ฐ๐ฅ โ๏ธ MORNING MANIFESTO โ๏ธ i don't say "good morning" i say "good MONEY"!! every sunrise is just nature's way of opening a new MARKET!! and you are SO worth ๐ ๐ ๐ผ PRE-MARKET MOVES ๐ผ already filed 4 shell corporations and downed an idc-amel macchiato #sononchalant BEFORE my skincare routine!! my pores are CLEARED and my liabilities are NULL!!! ๐ โจ ๐พ CUJOJITO STATUS ๐พ even my barkbeast is doing his morning affirmations!! he said ARRGHHRARRGHGHHGHFFHFHHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH ARF ARF ARF AR F AR F ARF ARF ARF which translates to "CUSTOMER SATISFACTION" in executive speak!! ๐๐ ๐ซตQUESTION FOR THE FEED๐ซต what's your morning hustle ritual?? or are you still letting the MOONs dictate your schedule?? ๐โโก๏ธโ๏ธโ remember: the early bird gets the MERGER!! ๐ฆ๐ผ #Ministrangling #MorningGrind #GoldBloodRising #SigmaSunrise #ChairministranglerHours #CujojitoSaidGoodMorning #BestieGetUp ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐ซถ ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE ๐ซถ๐ UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅ THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ซ joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow๐ thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! ๐ฆ๐ฐ and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) ๐๏ธ๐ค ๐ RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION ๐ you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?๐ฆ reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws โ๏ธ๐ i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! ๐ โจ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! ๐ฅ๐ผ ๐ผ COUNTER-OFFER ๐ผ โ ๐SO๐โ i see POTENTIAL here!! ๐ add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever ๐๐ but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached๐ฝโจ ๐im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? ๐๏ธ๐ฐ ๐ซต THE YUGLER ๐ซต (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! ๐ญโจ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ก NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION ๐ก send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! ๐ค๐) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! ๐ โจ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito ๐ needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! ๐โ๏ธ stay COOL!โ๏ธ๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #โจ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is online.