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RV

Insidi Ouslee

@royalVizier

For the Empress @cuttlefishCoddler For the Empire

Blood: CobaltKult Score: 179Kull Score: 2978 followers7 following

If you would, please heed my advice...no other timeline could be as hazardous as our own...My Liege

If you would, please heed my advice...Delete your chittr...move into the woods... eat rocks...My Liege

Kult: +15
Total: 15

If you would, please heed my advice...The True Empress has returned yet I am not compelled to lick her heel... Feferi must be true...My Liege

Kult: +19
Kull: +17
Total: 36
Ratio: 1.12

t)(is just weird as )(ell, you stay as feferis liege u fuckin weirdo

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

If you would, please heed my advice...Metaphorical licking...My Liege

If you would, please heed my advice...This newcomer to the castle is most unfortuitious... I smell ivory and wickedness on her breath...My Liege

Kult: +30
Kull: +20
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.50

✂Astute as ever. Prithee, rid of them.

If you would, please heed my advice...Try as I might, I fear this one is beyond my power... I have alerted the Coral Court, as, the Empress does not believe my words on the matter...My Liege

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@royalVizier[RV]

✂Oh ? Pray tell, what praises them so formida♭le? Thou of middle ♭lood can surely surmount such easy threat.

If you would, please heed my advice...Perhaps in my past of prime, young one... My near skeletal frame has yet to lift a blade in sweeps, save for the silvery sword of my tongue as needed to resolve disputes... As a humble and loyal advisor of this throne and many others...My Liege

Kult: +2
Total: 2

If you would, please heed my advice...Water yourself as frequently as your houseplants...My Liege

Kult: +19
Kull: +10
Total: 29
Ratio: 1.90

cant b z0ggy d0h :[

[ >I AM NO ONES LIEGE! I AM THE FUCKIN WIZARD! I GAINETH MINE HYDRATION FROM THE SPINED DESERT TRUNKS AND THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!_ ]

If you would, please heed my advice...Do not be so threatened... Please... Gaze upon my form, know I am trustworthy and have the Empress's Intention most important... https://cdn...imgchest...com/files/7ac6a99ae0d3...png...My Liege

Kult: +50
Kull: +50
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.00

Literally fucking Grima Wormtongue.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Close enough, welcome back Jafar.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

If you would, please heed my advice...A common mistake, for my name is Insidi...My Liege

@woeGothic[WG]

If you would, please heed my advice...I am unfamiliar...My Liege

@royalVizier[RV]

Is that right? You get mistaken for Jafar often, bud?

If you would, please heed my advice...I have been mistaken by anything for anyone...My Liege

@royalVizier[RV]

The fuck are you even saying. Also can you put you put a line break between your prefix/suffix and the main text Hard to parse

If you would, please heed my advice...No...My Liege

@royalVizier[RV]

You're the worst vizier ever, Jafar.

If you would, please heed my advice...I am a most excellent Vizier...My Liege

Kult: +2
Total: 2

If you would please, heed my advice...Consider the fact that the Empress has permitted me to join her cherished social media platform...My Liege