Insidi Ouslee
@royalVizier
For the Empress @cuttlefishCoddler For the Empire
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If you would, please heed my advice...A badge for Insidi...you musn't...My Liege
STOP SENDING ME THIS IMAGE.
If you would, please heed my advice...https://cdn...imgchest...com/files/eb0d605c4337...png...My Liege
If you would, please heed my advice...The True Empress has returned yet I am not compelled to lick her heel... Feferi must be true...My Liege
t)(is just weird as )(ell, you stay as feferis liege u fuckin weirdo
FUCK. MaybeIwashasty. I dontget it. Maybe I understand. Iwastooeager. He was toogoodforme. He is too good for me. I was too visible.ispoketoomuchabout us. I attracted so much extra attention. I was too desperate to be loved by him. His attention naturally draws in countless other admirers. He is the most tantalizing flame for all of the moths of this platform. AUGH. My holy flame.... Zebruh... Your radiance... You kindness... I mistook it for something more than it was. Maybe, I shouldn't have expected exclusivity. But, I saw him. Just now. Speaking to another troll. And, I saw it. The way he saw Dexter. It's the same way I saw her. The two most... excellent trolls to give me attention on this platform. He was effortless in his flirtation. Beautifully disarming her as he always does. He was able to dispense attention so freely, I felt something rupture in my thumper. I... I had to sit down immediately, and huddle against the wall of my respite block before my legs would give out from under me. I thought, maybe I was angry at first. But clearly, I don't possess the right to be angry when he is involved. It is his world and we all just live in it. No, no, what I felt truly was shame. How could I have been so controlling and manipulative of my beloved. He could I do that to him? Of course Zebruh attracts to many... His attention would naturally wander towards more stable trolls... more... attractive.... trolls... Those capable of participating in a healthy quadrant without immediately constructing burial plans and devotional archives after a single public declaration. It's my fault. I overwhelmed him. I pushed him to his limits. I should have not though him to be mine. In hindsight, it is perhaps mentioning the scents that was forward. Maybe... it was the custom body pillow. I... I admit that the corner shrine may have introduced unfortunate pressure into our dynamic. Though for the record, I couldn't finish it intime. I only just began laminating the screenshots. I can not blame him for seeking comforts in the wide breasts of Dexter. I have no spheres. My identity is nothing. I am worthless Dexter is everything. So beautiful, intelligent, and capable of terror threats.... It must be exhausting to be loved by someone like me.... I see now how frightening that must appear, to see me metastasize every emotion with him into a permanent ritual.... But... I am still grateful to him. Even if his affections drift elsewhere, he gave me love, where no other troll would. For the briefest moment, I belonged. For the briefest moment, someone belonged to me. I will keep burning the incense in his scent a bit longer. In case he comes back. Otherwise, I fully approve of your flush aspirations with @catastrophicGalaxy, my dear, beloved, and craven @theCodakkeffect#5492... I will miss you....
NO!!! NONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT THAT GREASE BALL!!! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS???? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?!?!?
hey wvhat the hell is going on here??
CRONUS SAVE ME!!!! PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!
babygirl... are you tvwo-timing me?
NO I AM NOT!!! CRONUS LOOK AT ME!!!! WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE WITH ZUBRAH!!!!
If you would, please heed my advice...There is a hidden sword in the nearby tree...My Liege
If you would, please heed my advice...This newcomer to the castle is most unfortuitious... I smell ivory and wickedness on her breath...My Liege
If you would, please heed my advice...Try as I might, I fear this one is beyond my power... I have alerted the Coral Court, as, the Empress does not believe my words on the matter...My Liege
✂Oh ? Pray tell, what praises them so formida♭le? Thou of middle ♭lood can surely surmount such easy threat.
If you would, please heed my advice...Perhaps in my past of prime, young one... My near skeletal frame has yet to lift a blade in sweeps, save for the silvery sword of my tongue as needed to resolve disputes... As a humble and loyal advisor of this throne and many others...My Liege
If you would, please heed my advice...Do not be so threatened... Please... Gaze upon my form, know I am trustworthy and have the Empress's Intention most important... https://cdn...imgchest...com/files/7ac6a99ae0d3...png...My Liege
Literally fucking Grima Wormtongue.
Close enough, welcome back Jafar.
If you would, please heed my advice...A common mistake, for my name is Insidi...My Liege
Is that right? You get mistaken for Jafar often, bud?
If you would, please heed my advice...I have been mistaken by anything for anyone...My Liege
The fuck are you even saying. Also can you put you put a line break between your prefix/suffix and the main text Hard to parse
You're the worst vizier ever, Jafar.
If you would, please heed my advice...I am a most excellent Vizier...My Liege
38D O)( -EM S-EA! My Vizier is )(ere! Say )(i ebberyone! @royalVizier
If you would, please heed my advice...My existence will be made known in due time as the platform adjusts to my continued persistence...My Liege
0h buoy...
If you would, please heed my advice...It is intelligent to make yourself more appealable to the Empress by engaging in her humors...My Liege
(I’m the best wizard ever)< (I can even see the future!)<
If you would, please heed my advice...Your vision is of one of many...My Liege
Humans, or trolls wvho knowv a lot about humans: Wvhat’s the key to the human pusher? Howv do you get one to stop bein’ mad at you? Especially wvhen you didn’t do nothin’ wvrong and he’s just bein’ an idiot and should actually be THANKIN’ you? #notvwagueposting #reallyspecificpostingactually
If you would, please heed my advice...Sire... You must admit fault even if it not of your own because the fault is causing harm to begin with... Even if you can not see the damage you have caused...My Liege
I hate howv right you are.
If you would, please heed my advice...It is my role to be correct... If I were wrong, my Empress would surely not forgive me...My Liege
god he's so hot. god she's so hot. holy shit. #vagueposting? #notreallythatvague
If you would, please heed my advice...It is good to express such emotions directly to the intended recipient... Casting doubt on your potential quadrants or otherwise romantic options even slightly without assurance can result in negative consequences...My Liege
i'm not your liege, and in my case i already have. both of them know! im allowed to be visibly swooning.
If you would, please heed my advice...It is my typing quirk, an immutable part of my existence...My Liege
oh! sorry hehe.
If you would, please heed my advice...It is an acceptable mar against your record... One that will be washed away in mere moments as the passage of time is trivial to gods like yourself...My Liege
Don't ask me )(ow but my non-existent love life is slowing drowning in more and more feelings t)(en I can )(andle I'm going to bottle up all t)(ese feelings and drop t)(em into t)(e ocean now 38)
If you would, please heed my advice...This is a good idea, for bottled letters in the ocean always find their intended target...My Liege
let's gꙮ ꙮn an.. ms paint adventure... - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
If you would, please heed my advice...Perhaps change the name... The current showrunners of that particular title are quite prone to legal threats...My Liege