
dog man
@ruffRuff
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time for the ritual everyone *heads into the bathroom* *turns off the lights* *lights a green candle* jade harley jade harley jade harley
my name is jade harley and i'm a prospit dreamer i'm also in this band and i'm the fucking screamer i think i'll visit john he is pretty cool if only he would wake up that would fucking rule i have a fucking dog and he takes care of me because my grandpa died oh, what a sight to see! #lyricposting

a certain #Calliope was takin off their sweater 2 get into peak gamer mode for their tomodachi lyfe lock-in n omfg....... #HunkedOut #SleeperBuild #WhenDidDatHappenLol
CAN SOMEONE THROW ME A BALL I PAWMISE ILL GO FETCH >(◕ᴥ◕Ʋ)
FOR THE RECORD? NO EXTRANEOUS SOULS SWIRLING AROUND IN HERE. I’M PURE CALIBORN, TIMES FIFTEEN. WELL, PLUS A PAIR OF RAD GLASSES TO KEEP THE WHOLE MIX TOGETHER.
[THI$ GUY HA$ HI$ BIG A$$ FA#E A$ HI$ PFP I DONT HAVE A LOT OF NI#E THING$ TO $AY ABOUT IT]
can we stop atrguing about my FUCKING profile pocture and discuss the nasty creepy dude talkin up ghost broads -from the office of ace dick detective agency
If I had a resume, perhaps I could now add “dog tamer” to it? Haa Haa.

#DatingHorrorStories First message I get from this bozo on Tinder: "Wow, are you like a real life version of Mandy from Grim Adventures?" Little did he know I could sic the Grim Reaper on him. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df2dada7a6bd.png

my little stumpy legs clawed feet. who wants to claw..ed feet

Hello
YES. KEEP HATING, SHOW ME EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.




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