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M¡1o Dev¡n F1up 🍋🟩🏳️🌈
@sardonicCatharsis
>> My name ¡ડ H¡mero :)) DMડ Open! [He/H¡m] ♥️♦️ Gog b1eડડ a11 petty th¡eveડ w¡th t¡nડ of oysterડ up the¡r s1eeveડ 🎶 - Tro11 Mounta¡n Goatડ né @controversialMilk (pfp by friend @NT/luckykvak)
>> NEVER 1et another man p¡ck out your waterme1on for you
>> you w¡11 queડt¡on every dec¡ડ¡on you've made ¡n your 1¡fe that 1ead you to that po¡nt. Waterme1on ru¡ned
>> He11o my 1ove <3 Granted, ¡ wou1d probab1y truડt you to p¡ck out a waterme1on, un1eડડ you prove that ¡nadv¡ડab1e
⧃ I'm sure I could handle that. Are there levels to picking out a watermelon?
>> There are ડome ડ¡gnડ of a good waterme1on, but you've a1ડo juડt gotta get a good fee1 for ¡t
>> everybody ડhou1d eat eggડ on toaડt more often ડeaડon your eggડ, ¡t'11 be good, ¡ prom¡ડe
what is toast without a yolky, peppered egg
>> rem¡nder that ¡f you're not ડa1t¡ng your waterme1on then you probab1y don't deડerve ¡t
>> ¡t makeડ ¡t taડte ju¡c¡er and ડweeter and ¡ડ good for extra e1ectro1yteડ
>> ¡ don't remember who gave me that one hahaha ¡ th¡nk M¡1o and F1up came from two tro11ડ, and Dev¡n came from a human
>> who wantડ to ડtay up 1ate and watch ana1og horror v¡deoડ on grubtube unt¡1 we're too afra¡d to move or even breathe too 1oud1y 1eડt the ડcar¡eડ get uડ
>> we have to ડtay under the b1anket what ¡f they get our toeડ
Th★t would t★ke too long, they would not sc★re me.
>> ¡ wou1d be ડcared the who1e t¡me before anyth¡ng ડcary even happenડ
>> Do b¡g barkbeaડtડ have 1arger bra¡nડ than ડma11 barkbeaડtડ are they ડmarter.. or are they k¡nd of equa11y dumb regard1eડડ of the ડ¡ze Much to conડ¡der
>> oh gog ¡ ડneezed ¡t'ડ over for me ¡t'ડ over
(( sorry I've been so absent everybody, I have had 0 energy to exist. Himero wouldn't just disappear like that but my brain left my body ))
((it's okay we can pretend he was dou8le tapping the whole time))
>> ¡ keep forgett¡ng what day of the week ¡t ¡ડ and th¡nk¡ng we're further ahead than we are Thank gog ¡t'ડ on1y Monday
>> the 1aundromat doeડn't accept co¡nડ anymore What k¡nd of he11 wor1d ¡ડ th¡ડ pre-1oaded 1aundry cardડ ! !! you have to 1oad ¡t ¡n ¡ncrementડ of 10 caegarડ
your matesprit is very handsome with his shirt off and you’re missing him getting all sweaty and sparkly at fight night
>> godડ you're ડo r¡ght he ¡ડ very handડome w¡th h¡ડ ડh¡rt off
>> the barkbeaડt can have a 1¡tt1e waterme1on much 1¡ke catડ can have a 1¡tt1e ડa1am¡ aડ a treat
Milo Devin Flup, we need more watermelon.
>> Don't you worry, ¡'11 get r¡ght on ¡t W¡11 15 new waterme1onડ ડuff¡ce ?
>> ¡ bought a Who1e waterme1on th¡ડ t¡me, we are ડo fucked
>> m¡necaft.... 🟫🟩
>> ¡ am C1ean 🌟 took bath We ડhou1d a11 get the zoom¡eડ 1¡ke barkbeaડtડ after tak¡ng a bath, ¡ th¡nk that wou1d be n¡ce. Maybe they have ડometh¡ng f¡gured out that we don't ?? Ro11 around on the carpet ? ડure
>> ¡ th¡nk do¡ng 1aundry ડhou1d be ¡11ega1
>> ¡ do not th¡nk ¡ ડhou1d have to ever do th¡ડ
⧃ I'll avoid saying something wealthy and instead just say I am sorry you have to do this. You are very strong and brave.
>> ¡ am ડo ડtrong and brave, thank you ¡ ડhou1d be awarded great acco1adeડ for for my p1¡ght 😔😔
>> OOUUU YEડ ડMOOTH¡E A1ડo actua11y honey d¡d you know there have been t¡meડ where ¡ waડ momentar¡1y too poor to ut¡1¡ze a 1aundromat and had to ડomet¡meડ waડh ડma11 amountડ of c1otheડ by prong to get by :)) we have had much d¡fferent 1¡veડ, ¡ can on1y ¡mag¡ne. ¡ th¡nk about that ડomet¡meડ. ¡ th¡nk everyone ડhou1d juડt have 1¡ke, a robot that can hand1e every h¡veho1d taડk ever, for free forever.
i w__sh my cl__thes then keep em in __ pile in __ c__rner. __r did r__ther.
>> EHEHE ¡ have been (and am current1y...) gu¡1ty of th¡ડ 👁️👁️
⧃ That is... very sad to hear. I never want you to have to do things like that. And I agree. Although I do like doing chores.
>> ¡'ve Never enjoyed ¡t, but you are genera11y more the amb¡t¡ouડ ડort than ¡'ve ever been haha
it's v__lid, n__ __ne c__n m__ke y__u f__ld em up, if it w__rks f__r y__u it w__rks.
>> ડomet¡meડ ¡ chooડe to pronounce ‘queડad¡11a’ aડ 'qwey-ડ¡d-juu1uh’ ¡t t¡ck1eડ me
ok.i.cant.even.joke.about.being.mad.at.you.i.feel.like.a.monster.now.enjoy.your.quesodillers.i.need.to.splash.my.face.with.water.and.look.into.the.mirror rediscover.who.i.am
>> We can juડt ho1d handડ and ડhare the queડad¡11a, ¡t'ડ okay :))
>> #JACK¡ડAFUCK¡NGOUPPY
>> why are we do¡ng human nameડ and can ¡ have one (a n¡ce one p1eaડe)
>> guyડ ¡ડ ¡t too greedy to have my green grapeડ a1ong w¡th my ડtrawby banana ડmooth¡e
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Not greedy enough I think you have to add another fruit #Mmmthismakesmewantacharcuterieboard #grapesandcheeseandcrackers #andasmoothieofcourse
B33 < thoughts on throwing in a lil mango smoothie-wise B33 < that said thats not gr33d thats just a good furickin' day
>> ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ have ever tr¡ed add¡ng mango ¡ ડhou1d g¡ve ¡t ડome conડ¡derat¡on
>> ડn¡ffડ a11 of you ....
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Tell me what I smell like and If I should get a new lotion/perfume #Itrustyourjudgement #myscentisinyourhands
>> ¡ forgottt 🥺🥺 um! !!! ડomet¡meડ ¡t'ડ good ડomet¡meડ ¡t'ડ bad You ડhou1d come here ડo ¡ can te11 you what you ડme11 1¡ke
>> b1ue bubb1egum ¡cecream 1¡ke the Ha1adoડ A1tern¡a pa1etaડ that'ડ my favor¡te one
>> ¡ am ડn¡ff¡ng everyone, do you want to be part of th¡ડ or not Tekraડ ડmh
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Hell yeah that's what I'm going for #Iwanttosmellsweetlikedesserts #complimentsmypinkblueaestheticIthink #thankshimero
>> #Phunt
scurries up to this post. yes? you called, himero?
>> hooveડ
⧃ I hope this attracts whoever you're trying to attract by saying hooves.
>> HEEHE eheehee ¡ am conડ¡der¡ng mak¡ng another one that ¡ડ actua11y targeted but ¡'m not ડure that perડon ¡ડ on1¡ne
>> what k¡nd of targeted poડt wou1d ¡ even make to attract Phuntrડ Wou1d ¡t juડt be a #Phunt poડt