chittr

MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. It has come to my attention that my profile picture was misleading. While I previously used it to appeal to my human constituents, I see this was now in error. Many believed me to be human and compared me to my Earth counterpart, Obama. I am not human. Let me be clear; my name is Barak Trollbama. I am Alternian, an olive-blood, and I am soon to be 30 sweeps old. I am the current President of Earth-C, and was democratically elected. My thanks go out to @naughtyTechnician, who was kind enough to retake my profile picture to show my true likeness. I hope this announcement clears some things up. I apologize for the confusion my images have caused. I have attached an additional image to help show my likeness. Thank you for your time. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/selfie.png

Kult: +107

Total: 107

Aradym Paelax

5 hours ago

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A user of established repute

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

@imperialistHalcyonite[IH]

I'VE DECIDED FOR THE SAKE OF EASE OF ACCESS, THAT I HAVE PINNED THE FORUM TO ASK ME SHIT IN THE BIO OF MY PROFILE, SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO CONSTANTLY POST THE LINK TO IT HERE. THAT IS TO SAY, IM STILL POSTING IT AGAIN. HTTPS://DOCS.GOOGLE.COM/FORMS/D/1-JDC1B19NUQWMBMC-AN2KQPGXPV4RZWVBVAV-TPRUAK/EDIT#RESPONSES #AAMAE

Kult: +10

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val

5 hours ago

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

MissingNo.

This Bird/Normal type glitch Pokémon has duplicated x99 of your 8th badge slot.

@computerCannibal[CC]

naRwh4lz n4rWH4lz sw1mMing iN t3h 0ceAn, cauS1ng a c0mMOtioN cuz thEY r s0 aw3sum!! XD

Kult: +12

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