SBURB Dev Log Patch Notes
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Official development patchnote and SBURB versioning page. Please refer to our website to host and install proper versions of SBURB and any related forks.
Gameplay Tip: There is no pause menu; SBURB is a real-time experience. However, by halting advancement, the game is in a "paused" state until progress continues. Take advantage of breaks and maintain your natural biological sleep rhythm as your own form of pausing in the game.
:33 < expurrlain this to my lusus when she asks me to skin her catch :33 < i can't pounce im purrlaying sgrub :33 < nyo i can't pawse it!!!
You can stop your current activity to simply help her. Non-participation is the pause system.
Known Bug: Partially destroying the mechanism in which to scratch a session without repairing or fully destroying it may cause excess leaking of corrugated energy which can slowly corrupt a session into a stalemate. If you are in this situation, simply reach out to a Void player to release excess energy within Skaia as a release valve until the session functions normally again. This will be patched out next update.
... youre telling me that WASN'T EVEN INTENDED AS PART OF THE GAME???? when i get up from here, i swear im speaking to a manager!!!
We apologize for the dissatisfaction for a gameplay experience incurred by something that was an oversight on our part. We may compensate you for any damages and have a technician on stand by to check the session while in this state.
too late! i had to solve that shit myself as a bard of time. like, really? this is the best you can do?
Our deepest apologies. There is nothing further we can provide to assist with this issue. You may schedule a time to speak with a manager; however, if you have already left the session, there is no further troubleshooting we can provide. Furthermore, compensation is provided within the game itself. If you are already in the reward world, you are operating in Sandbox Mode, which should grant you everything for free.
We are constantly looking for new ways to make SBURB more accessible for those who deal with various disabilities. If you or a loved one plan to or are playing SBURB and wish to leave feedback or ideas on how to increase accessibility, please post below.
More pre-installed benches outside of major llocations and puzzlles. Standing around all night fucks up my back but i cant be begging my server pllayer to be at the ready to pllace seating outside every buillding on my lland.
And where are R-o-o-ri's cryptic visi-o-o-ns -o-o-f w-o-o-rld ending vide-o-o- game??? Bunk!
Most do not ★w★ken until they're ★lre★dy pl★ying.
And why is he s-o-o- special!!!!
I dunno I just work here.
I need t-o-o- talk t-o-o- the game devs PR-O-O-NT-O-O-.
@sburbDev
We are not responsible for impeding visions of doom. Despite Doom being an aspect, Doom having prophetic visions of apocalypse is only a complex coincidence. If you are having these problems, please seek help with your local body of medicine or religious authority.
a little lesson for you all cause i'm pretty sure you all wanna know! ahem =) promotion ring, originally crafted using a prospitian royaltys ring and ████ you get it! normally the ring doesn't affect humans but with crafting it it rapidly emulates prototyping repeatedly stacking it! removal of the ring removes all the prototyping and upgrades . =)
We'll have to resolve that next patch.
Wikipe-tan is once again taking suggestions for tonight's highlighted article! The first person to respond to this chitt gets to decide what the topic is!
It would be good PR to help spread the word on what SBURB is here for any prospecting players on this social media.
Great idea! Apologies for the late response, I've been a little wrapped up in something¹! I can't find much information about SBURB however. Did you mean: SGRUB? ¹ orz
Gameplay Tip: Leaving a planet manually requires understanding Escape Velocity. There are easier ways of planetary travel than flight alone.
Sylink Tip: Just destroy the sp★ce between you ★nd outside the pl★net.
We here at SBURB and SKAIANET are not responsible for third party tips from other players. Please use this advice at your own discretion.
@sburbDev is it considered "b★d pl★y" if I drop ★ll my copl★yers into ★ bl★ck hole?
No. It is considered bad play if they had no way to escape it. This excludes skill; players who develop poor skill sense at the point of the game where this would be possible do not fall under bad play.
SBURB v.2026.5.16 Released. Please see website for download and fork. Patch note changes: - The 1928 Caredol Street bug has been resolved. Upon visiting the same location and identifying the same vase, nothing happens. - Space players can no longer destroy planet lands by shrinking them and consuming them whole. All player planet lands have an atmosphere object that cannot despawn nor can it be destroyed; This atmosphere object can be bypassed only by the relevant player of that land, and while players can teleport in, they cannot go through the atmosphere itself. This means any planets that are shrunk and consumed will pass through safely while the player continues gameplay in the planet at the proportional size. - We have increased romance route visibility by having any romanceable NPCs flash a heart only the player involved can see if and only if they have triggered the route directly. - Holding the crafting button for too long no longer results in longer objects. This does not undo objects made prior by this bug. - The quest "Chancey Chancellor" has been moved to the Derse Branch of NPC quests. - "Sulfur" modifier for player lands no longer modifies breathable content in them, only the surface itself and its contents. - Enemies that spawn in forests have had their spawnrate increased by 5%. - The Totem Lathe has now updated its hand grip to be permanently universal, and no longer generates a random grip direction. - We have updating the bounding box for NPC Enemies; Imps bundled in a contained space will simply not allow more in that space per their hitbox space allotment in that contained area. This has resolved Imps phasing through walls if enough are in a specific space (~100). - Upon hitting the 20 active quest limit, NPCs will no longer remain silent around you at all times. Please send any feedback, glitch reports, and recommendations to @sburbDev for further research and refinement of the game experience. Copyright SKAIANET 2026(C), all rights reserved.
safe v0re update. divisive.
Ok★y, I'm just going to cut the l★nds in h★lf now. H★ppy?
It was an awkward internal debate in our office, but we ultimately balanced the gameplay potentiality of a normal Space player hiding planets within them compared to a hostile Space player destroying them and split the difference.
Please see our Gameplay Tip on splitting celestial bodies in half for more details.
'n0rmal' space player. lmao.
We've surveyed over 120 different Space players and counting for this feedback. Yes. That's the normal one.
you misunderstand. i am making fun 0f the idea a normal space player can be selected f0r at all, not the 0ne you decided tw0 glue the label to with h0pe and spittle.
You have not truly seen what we test for when we check for a hostile Space player.
y0u haven't seen what i get off 0n, this isn't a spar either of us want.
This is no longer a work safe conversation. If you have any more feedback, please continue with another subject.
Gameplay Tip: While SBURB provides powers strong enough to cut celestial objects, remember to factor in gravitational fields into terraforming at all times. Remember to also factor in the gravitational field of other objects, and that through the laws of thermodynamics, heat manifests through kinetic energy when introduced to friction, which is encountered in atmospheres. Gravitational pull does not cease when a celestial body is split in half.
I'm going to do it ★nyw★ys.
Gameplay Tips exist to teach other players about things they aren't aware of. We have no intention in stopping you, and this gameplay behavior is within our current focus.
Ftr I would kick ass at this game. I would own it so bad
@the fates that be this is a JOKE
SBURB is not designed to be exceedingly difficult. In addition, greater difficulty is only applied by player goal and scope. We operate on a risk/reward difficulty curve, where greater risk offers greater reward. We instill a ceiling to maintain as much stability as possible.
areyoutalking about sgrub? Icould use more players maybe!
Vesica, I am not playing the meteor smashes your home and everyone you love then puts you in the hell machine mass psychosis game.
Why does the mass psychosis game have a chittr account
“Mass psychosis” is an inapt descriptor, darling. It’s vital to the reproductive process of universes.
This is actually incidental. We are simply trying to create the ultimate play experience.
Yes, yes. The frog, the moons, the aspects. Tell me about the chess field.
When the Chessboard was developed, we wanted to provide players a visual means on how they're introducing greater complexity to the game without telling them. SKAIA, and the introduction of the battlefield, was what we feel to be a particularly ingenuous way of demonstrating this. This is because the tempo of Skaia's development follows the same tempo as player progress, and thus allows players to pace themselves per the development of SKAIA itself. This also maximizes visual communication across all players of current progress development and even provides an effective endgame grinding location for grist shared between all locations, allowing maximized grist flow at the necessary endgame quests.