Fiasna Dassir
@serendipitousPanjandrum
If you see me in public, no you didn't <3< ♬ ｡･:*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ:*:･｡ ♫ ｡･:*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ:*:･｡ ♬ If you recognise my face, that means you're watching things you probably shouldn't be
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ͻan ͻonfirm this is very entertaining ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
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𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) You know I just might need an intern ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
•ᴥ- lava-lamp dildos? are they possible to make. can they be warm and safe? lots to consider... #nsfw -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- right? much to consider. plus, having anything too hot inside is a bad idea, so heatless lava lamp? but even then... -ᴥ•
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) maybe if the ͻap is made out of a heat resistant metal? heat lamps themselves only get as warm as a rustie ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
•ᴥ- hmm... if the glass is thick enough, handled with care, everything should be okay. i was thinking capless and encased only becausd a cap could be a hitch... if you know what i mean. -ᴥ•
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) rounded top, ͻompletely sealed so you ͻan't get the wax out without breaking it? ͻould work! ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
•ᴥ- mhm... if we make it so the body conducts the heat with a low temp activated wax, it might just work... -ᴥ•
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) now THAT is genius! the troll is the heating element- that ͻould really work ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
•ᴥ- -‿- i try. i want to make sure honkerz only has the best shit for trolls. -‿- -ᴥ•
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) we should do a promo some time I've been needing more sponsors ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
•ᴥ- that sounds great. nothing like a little collaboration to get things thrumming. -‿- -ᴥ•
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) the perfeͻt produͻt drop is the ͻonsumers seeing it in use, after all ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
"hoes dont get cold" and yet i'm out here shivering my titties off! clearly i'm just not hoe-ing enough! brr!!!
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) this is why I got suͻh a huge ͻoat ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) the real sͻienͻe is that the hottest people get ͻold quiͻker, ͻuz they stealin all our warmth ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
Everyone Pities Trolls With Small Bulges And Unappealing Nooks, But What Of Trolls Like Me ( Who Have Huge Bulges And Irresistible Nooks )? The Social And Mental Impact These Issues Have On Us Is Hardly Studied At All. Now I Truly Know How Warmbloods Must Feel. #nsfw #hottrolljustice
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ugh I know! #hottrolljustiͻe ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
nUmbErs Of UsErs hAvE bEgUn IncrEAsIng, pErhAps bEfOrE thEy gEt tOO hIgh I shOUld OffEr my AdvIcE sprEAd Of tArOt tOdAy! I bElIEvE jUst sInglE cArd fOr Any whO Ask, And yOU hAvE tO hAvE A qUEstIOn InqUIrE In thE rEplIEs bElOw! #tArOt
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) fuͻk it ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) should I start putting out more ads? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
thE hEIrOphAnt rEvErsEd hE rEprEsEnts typIcAlly rElIgIOUs cOnfOrmIty, vArIOUs fOrms Of pOwEr And AUthOrIty OvEr OthErs! I rEAd thIs gIvEn hE Is rEvErsEd As sUggEstIng A rEjEctIOn Of cOnfOrmIty, A rEjEctIOn Of hOw EvEryOnE ElsE Is dOIng thEIr AdwOrk. pErhAps thIs mEAns nOt dOIng Ads, Or pErhAps A mOrE gUErIllA mArkEtIng stylE ApprOAch. bE Odd, bE bOld.
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) hmm I do already do some pretty serious pushing ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
•ᴥ- feeling a bit frisky. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8ff946b9e3c.gif -ᴥ•
(( Hehe.. have fun. Yeah. I made this with the sole purpose of being nsfw while not being nsfw.))
Looks like I'll be taking a trip out of hive soon.
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) where you headin? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I meant the viiiiibes, fanͻy pants ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) you ͻan give a generiͻ "beaͻh", "woods", "ͻountryside" or whatever ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹