♦ pitied by @showtimeExecutor
Hah. As if. I would. Be a good. Figurehead. Mascot. Whatever.
# $tay $trong! You ¢an make it through! Then you ¢an…I don’t know, hit $omething with a golf ¢lub out$ide! Whatever you do to de-$tre$$! #
↗️THE AMOUNT OF DEEPLY INTERPERSONAL DRAMA FLAUNTED ACROSS THE FEED RIVALS EVEN THE MOST SORDID GUSHING A LESSER EMPLOYEE MIGHT ENGAGE WITH AT THE HYDRATION COOLER.↗️ ↘️while partaking in their nightly one small, paper cup of water.↘️ ↗️I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER POSTED ANYTHING THAT IS DEEPLY REVEALING.↗️ ↘️or overly emotional.↘️ ↗️I AM LEADING BY EXAMPLE.↗️ ↘️a pristine, untarnished wageslave.↘️
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[I REMEMBER MY YOUNGER YEAR$ $IGH I REALLY DID WENT THROUGH TWINK DEATH!]
↗️THANK YOU.↗️
↘️i do not even smoke cigarettes.↘️
🫧GET A LOAD™ OF THIS DIPTHONG®🫧
↗️I WILL DO IT FOR FREE.↗️
↗️THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF A TRUE, UNADULTERATED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️so unwavering in his devotion to filling his internal tarsac that he is just inviting opportunity.↘️ ↗️JUST ROLLING IN POTENTIAL.↗️ ↘️i would do it.↘️ ↗️AS IN, I WOULD ADVISE YOU DO IT.↗️ ↘️and if you are unwilling to place the remaining nub of your nictotinestick anywhere else.↘️ ↗️I WILL TAKE IT.↗️
↘️ohmugodd↘️
[HAHAHA! MAYBE I'LL DO TA#O TUE$DAY WHEN IM BA#K TO WORK MY EMPLOYEE$ LOVE IT! $OMETIME$ THEY PUT ON PARTIE$ AND DONT INVITE ME AND I FEEL LEFT OUT BUT THAT$ UNRELATED HAHA HAPPY RIT#HY MONDAY]
