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[A LOT OF THING$ PRI$TINE ALL OF THEM $LOWLY EATING AWAY AT ME I AM ANXIOU$ AND DEPRE$$ED BUT ALA$ I DON'T LET IT GET THE BE$T OF ME I MAY JU$T BE HAVING A WEIRD APPETITE BE#AU$E OF MY $I#KE$$]
⧃ I am taking the sacrifice of one tie from my collection so I can say that the vacation is going well so far, and it has been very nice to not look at Chittr and simply spend time with Himero. I found a quillbeast in a tree and it tried to harm me. I trust that everything has been calm and normal on here, and I am shutting my device off before I am proven otherwise.
[HOLY $HIT I #AN ALREADY IMAGINE YOUR HEAVILY DI$FIGURED $PINE PRI$TINE ME AND THE WHOLE OFFI#E $END YOU OUR DEEPE$T #ONDOLEN#E$.. UH #AN YOU MAKE $URE THAT TROLLMU $HIT DOE$NT HAVE THE KELDAM LABEL ON IT]
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ It's In The Woods. That's All You Need To Know. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
[IM WORKING ON IT HE JU$T $AY$ LOL A LOT]
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Do Not Call My Hive A Hippie Place. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Yes, But You're So Loud About It. I Can Almost Hear You Shrieking Even If You're Not Speaking. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ ... Okay Man ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
[AH HA! NEVER BETTER $AID YOU RAVI$HINGLY DAZZLING #REATURE! OH UHM THANK$ FOR HELPING WITH MY BUG PROBLEM]
｢and all the waifus knyahw megane-san is pretty kūru de loko for a seibu no otoko. (∩´∀｀)∩｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kūru de loko means kyool and loko! (*´ﾉ∀`*) seibu no otoko means (；・∀・) hhyaagghh... aahh... w...western guy. (´_ゝ`)]
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=>>i have terrible news guys>>>
↘️hhello.↘️
↘️oh my god.↘️
↗️OKAY.↗️
↗️THIS IS ONLY THE START OF WHAT I WILL DO.↗️
↘️i have tied a piece of my superior's hair around my thinnest prong.↘️ ↗️IT HAS INCREASED MY LUCK TENFOLD, I BELIEVE.↗️ ↘️it has also turned my typestump blue.↘️ ↗️IT IS SO TIGHT AND SO REASSURING.↗️
[OKAY THANK YOU PRI$TINE]
That's my bad, Pristine. It's my bad.
uuwwgghh, oo ookkaayy , ii wwiillll hhaavv ttoo pprrooccuurree tthhee nneecceessssaarryy aammoouunntt ooff, ccaammeerraass,, ffoorr , yyoouurr vveerryy rreeaassoonnaabbllee rreeaaqquueess tt, tthhaannkk yyoouu, ssiirr ii wwiill, ggeett bbaacckk ttoo yyoouu aass ssoooonn aass ppoossssiibbllee , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hh , yyeess ssii rr, ookkaayy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ssiittttiinn gg oonn tthhee fflloooorr , bbeeccaauussee, ii wwaass ttoolldd ttoo , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
II thought II got the ferris wheel working but it went two fast on the first test run and wheeled itself into the ocean. :(
Hah. As if. I would. Be a good. Figurehead. Mascot. Whatever.
# $tay $trong! You ¢an make it through! Then you ¢an…I don’t know, hit $omething with a golf ¢lub out$ide! Whatever you do to de-$tre$$! #
↗️THE AMOUNT OF DEEPLY INTERPERSONAL DRAMA FLAUNTED ACROSS THE FEED RIVALS EVEN THE MOST SORDID GUSHING A LESSER EMPLOYEE MIGHT ENGAGE WITH AT THE HYDRATION COOLER.↗️ ↘️while partaking in their nightly one small, paper cup of water.↘️ ↗️I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER POSTED ANYTHING THAT IS DEEPLY REVEALING.↗️ ↘️or overly emotional.↘️ ↗️I AM LEADING BY EXAMPLE.↗️ ↘️a pristine, untarnished wageslave.↘️
[I REMEMBER MY YOUNGER YEAR$ $IGH I REALLY DID WENT THROUGH TWINK DEATH!]
↗️THANK YOU.↗️
↘️i do not even smoke cigarettes.↘️
🫧GET A LOAD™ OF THIS DIPTHONG®🫧
↗️I WILL DO IT FOR FREE.↗️
↗️THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF A TRUE, UNADULTERATED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️so unwavering in his devotion to filling his internal tarsac that he is just inviting opportunity.↘️ ↗️JUST ROLLING IN POTENTIAL.↗️ ↘️i would do it.↘️ ↗️AS IN, I WOULD ADVISE YOU DO IT.↗️ ↘️and if you are unwilling to place the remaining nub of your nictotinestick anywhere else.↘️ ↗️I WILL TAKE IT.↗️
↘️ohmugodd↘️
[HAHAHA! MAYBE I'LL DO TA#O TUE$DAY WHEN IM BA#K TO WORK MY EMPLOYEE$ LOVE IT! $OMETIME$ THEY PUT ON PARTIE$ AND DONT INVITE ME AND I FEEL LEFT OUT BUT THAT$ UNRELATED HAHA HAPPY RIT#HY MONDAY]
