Nyxsis Azazel
@slitheringSilence
Astronomist, Astrologist, and magic specialist...nice to meet you...
Man is it just me or did us space SBURB players draw the short end of the stick cus holy shit Im seeing a lot of space players on here who went through SOME SHIT. Granted I did too, but just. Does SBURB have it out for us?
...Theoretically...if a Witch of Hope believed they could have time powerss...would they have time powerss?...
// depends on how you interpret it // if you can BS the definition of stuff enough you can get so much crap done
(( Oh I've 100% been bullshitting the hell out of Witch of Hope. I made the revelation if they believed anything it would become true because they can manipulate it to do so >:)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, maybe ewven leash. i alwvays keep a wviolet collar on me for emergencies like this, you should get into the habit of carrying one vwith your color on it. real nice shorthand for establishing wvhos the boss. okay, nowv for the nitty gritty. thats a stupid fucking phrase, nitty gritty. anywvays, there are a fewv types of jade i see. the easiest, but maybe the most boring, are the innocent jades. bright eyed, bushy tailed, dumber than a doorknob. theyll do vwhat you say, beliewve wvhat you say, and lowve evwery second of it. you dont need a guide for her, cmon, just be confident and take vwhat you wvant, shell thank you for it. so a bit tougher are like... dunno hovw to describe em, exactly. theyll turn into the first type of jade wvith some lovwing, but theyre like a real person at first. usually still swveet and bubbly, but theyvwe got some brains. thats vwhere you attack. see, in my experience, jades hate hawving brains. underneath all that genki girl shit, shes like, sad and stuff. shes super smart, and powverful, and hard on herself because she dont think shes enough. you cant let her think shes enough, obwviously, except enough to be your cute lil pet. you gotta help her get into the right mindspace to shut her brain off. givwe her praise, offer her help, unload as much of her mental load onto yourself as you can. appeal to that puppy part of her, its alwvays powverful. she might yip a lil, but her barks vworse than her bite. actually, thats not true, dealing wvith jades has backfired on me once or twvice, but its usually still vworth it. just as an addendum, jades arent as freaky as roses, but they still tend to be pretty freaky. youll nevwer hawve to push em as much, theyre like, in constant heat or something. try letting them get a good wvhiff of you, that wvorks for some of em. but yeah, they lowve getting themselvwes into situations vwhere theyll havwe to do wvhat you say, so take advwantage of that, obwviously. for not being magic gals i find them messed up vweirdly a lot, do wvith that wvhat you wvill. also, theres that vwhole grimdark thing. dont think ivwe ewver taken adwvantage of it myself, but theres gotta be something to that, right? also, if youre a bronze? good for you pal, you knowv vwhat to do. rating time bod: jades tend curwvier, sometimes wvay too much. you vwouldnt think thats possible, but it is. still, cant complain too much about getting more to hold, if you knovw wvhat im saying. sometimes theyre buff vwhich is fine, but just not really my thing 8/10 vwariety: the puppy play is fun and all, but its pretty much vwhat youre gonna get out of a jade. 5/10 ease: jades are so fuckin easy <3 the scritches are all you need most of the time 9/10 personality: can get a lil annoying and i prefer a bit more meat to my convwersations, but its hard to go vwrong wvith a cutie wvho vwants you bad 8/10 ovwerall? 8/10. im alvways happy to see a jade since i knowv im gonna havwe a fun time wvith her. only real problem is that a lotta jades just arent my thing, but those gals wvill make it real obwvious real quick, so its easy to wveed em out. wvoof vwoof.
...I don't like you...
Wizards are con-artists. Beloved by the world while witches gain the ire of many. Is that fair.? #WitchWednesday
...It'ss all rooted in missogyny...witchess desserve ass much appreciation ass witchess do...
♯everyone wants to be a ♯wizard but only for ♯wednesdays? ♯lock-in
...I'm not a wizard exclussively on Wednessdayss...I'm a wizard every day...
...Jadeblood appreciation day...? I ssupposse that only partially appliess to me becausse I'm a Jadeblood...but I don't tend to the brooding cavernss...
mr. pres⚘dent just told me ⚘t even appl⚘es to those of us who aren't clo⚘stered, so happy jadeblood day!
...Oh I ssee...happy Jadeblood day to you too then ^vv^...
...I'm ssearching for advice...my Moirail...I have determined him to be a Rogue of Light... I'm aware of the role of a Lightbound... but unfamiliar with how a Rogue ussess their asspect...doess anyone know?...
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PRESCRIPTION HEALTHPELLETS GTO ME SEEIN SHIT.
...Pleasse never take thiss ssubsstance called "weed" I am genuinely freaking out what iss going on I'm ssmelling sshapess and ssoundss pleasse help me #ssubsstance...
Oh hey you too? I'm just letting it ride mostly
(\_/) aww shit hon, sounds like you may have got too much at once, and a poor strain at that. (\_/) (\_/) rest. sit. you're gonna be straight overwhelmed at this point. (\_/) (\_/) if you got a matesprit, moirail, or someone you trust and find comforting? i'd say hit them up. (\_/)
大丈夫？お手伝いしよう？何を吸ったの？
The #ape,
...SSome trollss in my planet at leasst know ssome degree of magic...ssimple and complex....I'm learning all typess of magic one can learn...I've been doing ssuch for my entire life...I don't mind it...I actually enjoy it...I may take it too sserioussly ssometimess...
Isss there a kind of anti-magic? I feel like being able to ssshut down your opponentsss isss probably the bessst kind of magic one could wield.
...There iss...yess...I know how to usse that kind of magic...it'ss more like dissarming your target insstead of ssomething desstructive though...
species name: may bug. they are. clumsy fliers. #beetleposting #beetlefacts https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/62/2026/02/May-bug-getty-scaled.jpg
...SSuch an adorable bug...It lookss like it hass cute eyelasshess...
c< iM gOiNg 2.... driNK paiNt tHiNNer, MetHiNKs......... >c
...Pleasse don't drink paint thinner...drink ssome juisse insstead...