Slushy The Comic
@slushedupSlurpee
SLUSHY FROM HIT VIDDYGAME COOKIE QUEST
THAT FRIDAY FEELING (IT’S A SUNDAY YOU IGNORAMUS BUT FUCK IT WE BALL) ALSO I’M GIVING OUT PIZZAS FOR FREE SO JUST LETTING YOU KNOW
Listen Kid, Nothing Is Free. Marketing Anything As Such Is Practically Begging For Bankruptcy.
You're gonna burn. Put on your moonscreen.
OH CRAP FR? OK I BETTER GET IT FROM MY LOCAL 7&I, BRB
I'm Not Exactly The Most Sympathetic If You Get That From Me I Ether Relate, Or Having A Rare Moment Of Lucidity
COMPUTER, ORDER MY USUAL FROM SMACK-IN-THE-BOX
SURE THING BROCHACHO. ALSO I ADDED A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE BECAUSE WHY NOT
Ever persistently cold.
*GIVES YOU A NICE COMFY BLANKET* YOUR FINS LOOK KOOL 😎
>+. MY BONES HURT SOMEONE HOT DO SOMETHING TO ME IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FIX IT .+< #suggestive ???
SURE THING TWIN *EATS YOUR BONES* YUMY YUMY IN MY TUMY
Pasta.
straight horsin it
THIS MIGHT BE THE SINGLE COOLEST STALLION EVER. THANK YOU FOR THIS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
austin povwers is one of my kins.
THAT’S IT I’M SENDING THE INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES GET READY
PEOPLE ARE SAYING I LOOK LIKE THESE THINGS CALLED LUSCII. APPARENTLY THEY’RE YALLS PARENTS??????? ALSO SOMETHING SOMETHING YO LUSUS HAHAHA
What the fu(c)k a(R)e you §uppo§ed to be? ™
I’M MY OWN SPECIES. WE BE THE BLOOFIES. I’M THE FIRST BLOOFIE TO TRY THIS WEBSITE
....... What bottomfeeding §(c)hoolfed w(R)iggle(R) (c)ame up with that? ™
IDFK JUST ASK THE GUY WHO MADE EVERYTHING, FROM YOU FUNNY GREY BUGS TO US BLOOFIES
what do you call someone mysterious with no sense of smell?
WAIT I THINK I’VE SEEN THIS Funny grey bug BEFORE OR IS IT JUST ME
yep, that's me. 100% bone-afide troll. i love trolling people
I SWEAR I’VE SEEN A FUNNY GREY BUG WITH THE EXACT SAME FACE AND MAYBE NAME BEFORE. ALSO YOUR CREATOR IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MY BROTHER IIRC
One of the children I mentally adopted is getting her quadrants filled all by herself. They grow up so fast.
THERE’S A FUNNY BUG CREATURE VERSION OF OBAMA HERE!?!?! PEAKKKKKKKKKKK
GUYS WHAT IN THE FRICK ARE TROLLS AND WHY ARE THEY EVERYWHERE. ALSO FYM I CAN DIAMOND SPADE OR CLUB STUFF THE ONLY CLUB HERE IMMA USE TO BEAT MYSELF BACK TO MY HOMELAND
Tr9lls are th9se fuzzy squeak creatures in y9ur walls.
I SEE. WELL THEN I MUST SEND PEST CONTROL (MY FRIEND ENO) TO EAT MY WALLS AGAIN
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TRYING TO KEEP MY EYE ON THE KARKATS ON THIS WEBSITE WHO ARE ACTUALLY WORTH A SINGLE OUNCE OF MY IRE REALLY IS A FULL TIME FUCKING JOB. YOU KNOW THAT I SAY THIS SHIT TO MAKE YOU BETTER, RIGHT? IF I DON'T INTERACT WITH YOU, PRESUME THAT EITHER YOU'RE A KARKAT WHO TOUCHES GRASS ENOUGH THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE *OR* (AND THIS ONE'S MORE LIKELY) I DISAPPROVE YOU SO WHOLLY THAT YOU ARE BENEATH MY SCORN. AND YES. YOU *SHOULD* BE ASHAMED.
I MAY NOT BE A KARCABLE BUT I APPROVE OF THEE QUITE MUCH