Mallek Adalov
@snakeBytes
your systems check for me in the closet;
♯casualsex implies the ♯existence of ♯competativerankedsex ♯nsfw
i know a guy who times how fast they can wank; & then inputs the time in a spreadsheet; trying to beat their PB every time; shit = crazy;
Anyhow, tonight’s my night off work. Business inquiries will not be touched until sunrise. Non-business inquiries will be attended to on a case-by-case basis, depending on how many margaritas are involved. *____ + 100 PTO + 10 Lil off the top to get some salt rim action on these fancy glasses
non-business inquiry; how many of your posts are pitch pda; no judgment; it = cute;
https://i.postimg.cc/JnFmNTPm/Untitled²³7-²0²604¹0²²³5¹².png The temporary trainer I am working with kindly took this photo for me to commemorate a first successful session. We went over the basics, and I am excited to find a full-time trainer to go over more complicated lessons. ( #nsfw just to be safe, again. )
button-up without the button-up; looking good dude;
This Rankmaid individual appears to be remarkably popular, and as I scroll through her posts I am able to see why that is. Her posts seem to fit the general attitude of this site very well and I can appreciate that! Even if reading them seems to make my eyes glaze over and every part of my body feel a way I am finding impossible to describe and I am also getting a little lightheaded. I've lost my train of thought as I was typing this.
glub; #glubposting
THAT IS VERY NICE DEAR BUT I DONT THINK IT PROVIDES ENOUGH CONTEXT AFTER ALL WHAT IF ONE WERE TO IDLY COME ACROSS MY CURATED PLATFORM AND BELIEVE THAT I WERE TYPICALLY ONE WHO DAWDLES AND WHITTLES AWAY MY HOURS DOING MEANINGLESS POSTS THAT CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO MY BUSINESS AS IT WERE HOWEVER I AM SURE THIS WORKS VERY NICELY FOR YOU AND I GUESS IT DOES NOT REFLECT ON EVERYONE BUT I MUST BE HELD TO A HIGHER STANDARD
I SEE THAT THERE IS A TREND CURRENTLY HAPPENING ON THE "DASHBOARD" AND WHILE I TYPICALLY DO NOT WASTE MY TIME DOING FRIVOLOUS THINGS I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS SO QUICK AND INNOCENT THAT TO NOT DO IT WOULD SURELY BE A WASTED OPPORTUNITY AFTER ALL THERE IS NO HARM IN PERHAPS TAKING A SPLIT TICK TO BE ABLE TO HAVE SOME FUN I AM FUN I OFTEN TELL PEOPLE THIS AND VERY RARELY DO THEY REMEMBER IT IS THE TRUTH BUT HERE I AM LIVING BREATHING PROOF OF THE FUN I AM THE FUN I BRING IT WITH ME WHEREVER I GO THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING AFTER ALL DARLINGS BECAUSE THAT WOULD DEVALUE THE SERIOUS THINGS LIKE WORK AND WORKING AND BEING SERIOUS ANYHOW HERE I GO GLUB #GLUBPOSTING
I DONT UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF SUCH A THING I NAILED IT PERFECTLY ON THE FIRST GO DID I NOT I STRIVE FOR PERFECTION IN EVERYTHING
wwwwommmmen
in mmmmy experience it's been fairly consistent. wwwwhat saves it is the easy entertainmmmment factor. and the mmmmild tormmmment
not a big fan of torment; but i lost all my alerts so i guess i have to rebuild them anyway;
when did chittr get this many aliens; i could have sworn this site was empire locked;
AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, ALTERNIANS SUCH AS YOURSELF ARE LESS THAN HALF OF THE USERBASE. EVEN AMONG THE TROLL USERS, THERE ARE THOSE THAT ARE FROM THE PRE-RESET VERSION (LIKE ME), OR FROM WHEREVER "REPITON" IS.
SGRUB BULLSHIT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DETAILS TOO MUCH. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT I'M FROM AN ALTERNATE WORLD WHERE THE EMPRESS IS SOME ASSHOLE NAMED FEFERI/SHEPHERD CONSTERN. TOTAL SHITHEAD OBSESSED WITH PEACE AT THE PRICE OF FREEDOM. ALSO BEFORUS HAS ONLY ONE MOON.
LIKE I SAID. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DETAILS. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT ANYONE WITH THE NAME "FEFERI PEIXES" IS YOUR ENEMY.
managed to get into the cLub and they're excLusiveLy pLaying pit buLL deep cuts
tried teLLing that to the dj but apparentLy she's a pitbuLL super fan and refuses to do any other song