♠ hated by @sparklyKitten

「konbanwa! this #waifuification... (ФωФ) is... k...k...kekekeke!!! ahh~ this waifuification is like a koinrokkā no tabemono! (;・ω・) born from himitsu! (;・∀・) hatched in haji! Σ( ゚Д゚) gyaahhh!! Σ(*゚д゚ノ)ノ megane-chan was talking to ai-chan, and she said... 」 「(*^¬^*) hai, nee-chan! @gutsyGumshoe jane-sama is ai-chan's new oshi! jane-sama is so kawaii! jane-sama has (ФωФ) kyuutieful pwotential~~ (ФωФ) nee-chan. (ФωФ) beam her, nee-chan. (ФωФ) her boiyoings, nee-chan... darouoooooo~☆!」 「(in nyaht so many words, but (;´-`) basically! keke~)」 「and jane-chan! maturity jane-chan! red pantsu jane-chan! ( ^ω^) megane-san kyudn't resist! kekek~ aaah~ (*´▽`*) in human culture, a jukujo is marked by their young carrying #pregnancy capabilities! (*^O^*) did you know? waow! so sugoi! (*^_^*) megane-san added that. (*゚∀゚人゚∀゚*)♪ isn't it kawaii!! (*´∇`)ノ aaah~~ so kyutieful. megane-san's best work to date! syoo plush looking... keke~ (ФωФ)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content! don't like, don't read! (ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ konbonwa means "good eveningggg~". koinrokkā no tabemono means "coin locker grub", the eastern alternian tradition of placing cullable grubbins somewhere and... ( ・ε・) walking awayyy... so sad (;Д;) himitsu means secret, this is me and ai-chan's secret! haji means shame, this is megane-san's shame! (´ノω;`) byuuttt... not really. megane-san is shameless. ε=(*ノ´Д`)ノ kyah! oshi means someone's favorite special person, love of all lives! (´・ω・`)/~~ ai-chan is megane's oshi. ai-chan is megane's everything, so everything he does is for her. even dis! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ jukujo means "mature lady"! ( -∀・) which is... (ФωФ) kekeke, a special termmm~~~ kawaii means kyutie! sugoi means... uwaahh!!! uwoaahh!!(*^▽^)/★*☆♪ moe moment!]

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bro §trider §imp§ are §urrounding me. help.

i heard §parklyKitten i§ head over paw§ about a certain clown.

§omeone hack §parklyKitten'§ account and delete it.

unicornKitten i§ hinting that katana§ and §word§ are the §ame. who'§ gonna tell them?

DON'T. YOU. DARE. cro§§ that line and i'm kicking you in the face with my hoof. AND they're KATANA§.

§trider§ and hor§e luvr§ in general. unicornKitten doe§n't like hor§e§. how do we feel about that?