♠ hated by @spiritualMotorist
EEPIC FAP BATTLEESS OF JIZZEERY GOONING VEERSSUSS JORKING BEEGIN #nssfw
iF i gEt 10k kull d0 i h4vE t0 d0 s0mEthing spEci4l 0r c4n i bE 4 l4z7 bum
>----( Y🛡u're right. ::::::::::>
Skibbidi toilet.
⊹ GET ⟡FF Y⟡UR PALM#USK ⊹
it is with heavy ball thats i announce that i just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone #nsfw #fartwars #shartisolspike #shmogging
There's nothing you c★n do to view this mess★ge.
I spr★yed it with ★nti-bite stuff. ★_★
I'm not versed enough in human politics to comment on the dynamic daddy-daughter duo we apparently gained overnight, but I do want everyone to know that it is something I paused and scratched my head about for a second.
↗️THEY HATE TO SEE A SALARYTROLL WITH SWAG.↗️
Boing boing, princeling.
yOUR, dARLINBOT THAT KISSES YOU?
console.log("@spiritualmøtørist heel, pet");
@spiritualMotorist ——[justCallie has uploaded an image]—— (It’s Callie holding an entire engine over her head with the fuel tank just a few feet behind her)
X Oh that motherfucker x
X @spiritualMotorist it’s on. x
Really wish I could take credit.
Heart react if I'm your angle Spade react if I'm yuor devil
okAy you CAn SERiouSly Go ShoVE iT iTS A bEGinnER GuiDE my bAbiES EAT CliFFSiDES FoR bREAkFAST
ShuT youR iGnoRAnCE hATCh AnD Go GARGlE nAilS my RulES RulE AnD FoR ThE RECoRD iVE GoT my WholE huSkTop in my lAp WhilE i CRuiSE So im noT impRESSED by youR hAlF-ASSED onE-hAnDED ChiTTinG ESCApADES
console.log("by annøyin me and keepin me frøm føcusin øn wørk");
console.log("please støp døin that in frønt øf my hive");
[ #laika40k round 2 ] let's kick off round two! the graceful aphrodite vs the gentle persephone for aphrodite vote with <3 and <> for persephone vote with <3< and c3<
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ i think i just peed ]
wwe took a break becau2e readiin 2ome a your po2t2 wwa2 genuiinely makiin u2 twweak the fuck out..
It doesn't
Evil Kris be like "like this post to explode and double die". #violence i guess
console.log("i wanna beat up my kissmises"); console.log("#nsfw");
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ My friends were arguing and I went "oohhh.. im gonna pee" in a really sensual and pitiful manner and they all stopped and then left the call. ]
be honest wwe all had a crush on the orphaner growwin up its ok this is a safe space
[⚙︎ Have you tried, |ike, actua| jet fue| jetpack. ⚙︎]
it worked, anyways. 60k kult.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ because you dont need caegars you slut !!! ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ someone should make a hotel for losers and hasbeens. name it... hasbeen hotel- no, this is stupid. fuck. i hate my life. i hate it all. im such a failure. ]
↘️the alternative for you is actually culling.↘️
/ski𝐋𝐋 issue fr fr 𝐋mfao
do as you're told always :)
Very long dr★g from my cig★rette ★s I sit on the curb. I need to be more norm★l. #subst★nce
I have four moods. Silly 🤪 Angy 😡 Sad 😔 And Alpha 🐺
OHHH. I forgot.
Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u Stabs y0u
⧃ There is nothing worse than an intelligent person being a reckless idiot.
*scratches my ass on the tl*
> welp 1t2 over for me *d1e2* <
fuck no
go ahead and bump that number up, big dog
WHO IS EVERYONE.
I THINK IT'S JUST YOU PAL.
LMFAO
My arcane berry magic.
~casper's kitten~
My kitten.
-=[x-)_☺]=-
PEE?
🜲 Fuck you ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
Some sort★ ghoul. #horror #sc★ry #frightening #viewersbew★reyoureinfor★sc★re
Don't say that gog damnit you'll summon him
console.log("gøød girl");
console.log("i'm gønna have tø put a cøllar øn yøu huh");
"Would you still love me if I w★s ★ wo-" Fuck th★t, boring, trite, pl★yed out. Would you still toler★te me if I got re★lly into crypto?
I don’t think that’s true.
🜲 Lowbloods c⚜n be so looooud. Ergh. Need to remind Lewyes to get me plugs. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
🜲 #KINGLYTIPS #PART1 #gore When you ⚜re choosing your executioner for your court, m⚜ke sure the m⚜n underst⚜nds th⚜t the point of execution is not suffering. While most trolls including me m⚜y enjoy the suffering displ⚜yed within ⚜n expression... it's gener⚜lly frowned upon if your executioner c⚜nnot do the job cle⚜n ⚜nd quick. The only time it should re⚜lly m⚜tter is if it's ⚜ politic⚜l opponent or ⚜ tr⚜itor to the court. So use the g⚜llows for those kind inste⚜d of your own person⚜l executioner! ^_^ ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
🜲 Th⚜t— h⚜h⚜!! They’re utterly terrible ⚜t trying to ⚜ss⚜ssin⚜te me l⚜tely! ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Grahhhh...」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「How are you all this fine light?」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I am watching Monogatari with my kismesis.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Occasionally I find it a responsible decision to decide that some individuals just have to quote on quote 'go'.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I can bring a breeze stabilizer.」
⧃ I do not care. I am a lotus flower. =o
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「So many vagueposts. A directpost. Kaikka Mohdem could "get it", whatever that means. #suggestive」
I am a g.o°o.d citizen
H3h3r3 I am~! Wanna T(o)uch? JIggl3 jIggl3? (( arT by: @fr3akH3h3aux!!! ))
c< fucKeN.... faKe ass deatH.... iMMa Kill Her! >c
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚌𝚑. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
c< KaraMa liKes cHit >c
i dont trust her
nOw lIsTeNiNg: hTtPs://oPeN.SpOtIfY.CoM/TrAcK/7bCfHiRcFuJg0yVvNuL7Ve?sI=FbA53f84834f40F8 #mUsIc #NoWlIsTeNiNg
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「"me Again." assumedly Petroa Apocap. "what did yOU mEAn by that." I don't know what you mean...~」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「"yOU know who the fuck this is", assumedly this is Petroa Apocap. "AlrIght AssholE i left the bEAch. for the rEcOrd, the leg's trEatIng me fUckIn' grEAt. works just fInE for kIckIn ass lIkE yOUrs. just wAntEd to say thanks for dItchIng me back then." You're welcome. If not, I doubt you would've spiraled to the spot you're in now. The spot you find very comfortable. Tell your kismesis / moirail / whatever you are now that I hope they're doing wonderfully. "yEAh. OnE last qUestiOn. was just wOnderIng what ExActly InspirEd yOU to pull the AbovE stunt. ObvioUsly yOU know we both cOuld'vE mAdE it, right? how EAsy that wOuldA bEEn for ya? not sUrE if the pErsOn rEsponsiblE is EvEn gOnnA rEAd this, but i fIgurEd i'd shOOt my shot. fuck yOU, 0 stars." Snrk. https://forms.gle/ipaJRFt6jHhq8YkN9」
Too bad I can't go to the beach episode for real (because I don't want to). Ya'll have fun out there.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Whilst I may think of myself as important, it’s far more important to remind myself of my unimportance. For example, whilst I may be in my story important.. I am a footnote in hers. I will never be something more than that. Nothing more to expect. Nothing more to gain. I am but the ring in a desk, a memory in the wind.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Even now, I am to remind myself just how little I really matter. No matter how much help I have done. Someone else would’ve done it in my place. Someone else will love her. Someone else already has. I believe it’s been long enough that I should get back to cleaning, corpses won’t clean themselves up.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@scratchDoctor https://files.catbox.moe/rao5p1.png」
Boss makes a dime, I make a little less than a dime. That's why I take this shit seriously on company time. #myspreadsheets
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Hello all, I hope you are well.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Good morning, everyone.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Uninterested... f. No, I shan't say.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I've had a wonderful cup of black tea.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「You're right. I'm such a Doorchud.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Hmh. Doornook. #nsfw」
console.log("hackneyed up a jet engine før my shit ass kissmises @spiritualmøtørist "); console.log("she's nøt alløwed tø die ør i'm kickin her ass");
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I will be there for the Rumble Night as I'd like to view a visitor of the Rumble Night. I don't have many opinions on the #DirkJake or #JakeDirk order, as in my eyes either man could top if they really wanted to. They're switches. That's my two cents. I had wonderful tea today. #nsfw ]
c< eveNiN! >c
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ #Lyricposting. I chase at night the whispering from the music room so clear But I'm mocked with silent scorn when I arrive https://open.spotify.com/track/6WTkZhN1QGh1cd6Fwe0ryR?si=25b634b867284003 ]
the ghostly ghouls are gonna get you. look out
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I am waiting for her to fall asleep. ]
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ How are you all faring this day? ]
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ It’s quite the job, having to put everyone in the places they need to be, arranging and guiding. But it’s a job I do without question, and without thanks. I live to serve. ]
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ Haven't spoken to a Megido in a while. Perhaps, I am unworthy of this badge... ]
The author has finished his draft for the night. Farewell, until next draft. #TheScript
She fiddled with the Keyring Juju, a gift. It crackled with energy. Those who take favors always pay their debt. She wondered if anyone would notice when she's gone. #TheScript
#violence
'dude's just making shit up' That's what she typed, fresh out of her bed and sniffing the twilight gasoline. It was her best defense. It was her only defense. #TheScript
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'M. I'm having the dreams again. ]
just watched my buddy pail with his moirail and get turned to ash by a drone #lmaoo #nsfw #violence
Stop liking my Chitts before we get married.
-=[ d iizzxyyy x-)_☺]=-
-=[ yuusss_☺]=-
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-=[ hh hii x-))))(*)_☺]=-
-=[ ppe tgggroa_☺]=-
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-=[ mmNMORE NOT IFS M???_☺]=-
⟅ i'll slap you SO FUCKING HARD you won't recognize your own fucking BULGE ⟆
uh / ask someone else? / i can't condone this / anyway starting in 5
n no man its pasta and breadsticks....
This engagement bait shit is EEEAAASSSYYY.
✿ AYO im not tappin anybody's ween bruhh da furkkkk
Haven't actually watched My Little Pony but drawin fluttershy in saw traps is one of the things keepin me goin. #gore
cønsøle.løg("wranglin a kissmises is kinda fun actually");
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ bitch i been do this since i was 6 sweeps old fuck out the way ]
prepare for my squirmy wwormy you wwretched dirtsniffer #nsfww
R...really....? (ó . ò ❀)
so far i †hink †his is going well! lo† of cool people here ^-^ #ma†espri†island
One and all! Rejoice! It's THE LORD'S DAY!!! Sunday is known as the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and the most important date of salvation. This foundational truth has shaped Christian practice for centuries. The early disciples of Christ came together to break bread on this first day. Let us also come together and revel in the Lord's Day of ressurection in merriment and prayer! - John 6:51
>>>(A) colder being may be more truthful >>>(For) (They) do not lie >>>(Thus) (Their) pantaloons would not be aflame?.. >>>(Much) to consider...
#they #are
↘️i am pressing "x" to cast doubt.↘️
c< OH... i uH, see NOw >c
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ My kismesis likes to comment on my waist size quite a lot. I'm not sure what's so special about it. All this talk about it being snatched... kaha... #nsfw #kinda ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If you want a scent post from I’ll describe in perhaps the most vague, poetic, pretentious way possible. I smell like the faint memory of cigarettes on the porch. White clouds between two people, one who lies with every drag, no smoke in her lungs. Truthfully, she’s only there to share the air between them. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #fightnight fucking finally. ive been itching for a drat. https://files.catbox.moe/sxwmd0.png ]
If any.o°ne t.o°uches my buggy well. Preferably it w.o°uld .o°nly be whilst I am drivingg at a high speeds
♯I WASH MY ♯H&S ♯!!!
concept: your kismesis pinning you down and putting their fingers in your mouth, forcing your lips apart to examine your teeth while you kick and squirm "theyre so blunt! youll never be able to break my skin with these!" feeling them pinch and pull on your tongue while they laugh (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, caste difference, a reminder that im beforian before people get mad, this is for those self concious about their lack of sharp teeth like me, teethplay, pitchfic, tongue pulling, oral fixation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
cønsøle.løg("i put a chip in yøur gøggles");
🔍 _-_-_- i think y⌕ur taste buds are a lil fucked there buddy _-_-_-
cønsøle.løg("it døesn't cøunt");
cønsøle.løg("cøme øver and dø it then");
Happy to see us back? We almost got drama withdrawals!
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newvsfeed/001/329/488/7bb.jpg
cønsøle.løg("i thøught yøu didn't need help");
cønsøle.løg("yeah but yøu never take care øf yøurself unless i make yøu");
cønsøle.løg("need yøur big strøng kissmises tø bail yøu øut again");
cønsøle.løg("if yøu need me tø curb my barkbeast just ask");
cønsøle.løg("løve yøu tøø <3<");
OBJECTION! i can sue my best friend whenever i want
currently comfy af in bed for those who care
cønsøle.løg("real talk why are peøple hørny pøsting øn main when they cøuld be talking abøut røbøtics in their hørny pøsting");
--|OH Nothing! ...fall in a river.|--
well you ♯cant really get me into the ♯show if ♯youredead ♯LOL
♯oops looks like youve ♯officially been ♯draggedintoit
not sure wvwhat is happening wvwith another me my descendant and some fuck off smelly troll named the rankmaid but i can tell you this. survwivwal of the fittest. wvwe havwe to die sometime. i got full faith in my descendant's rifle arm, but put a little theatricality into it. - the orphaner dualscar
cønsøle.løg("gøød girl");
cønsøle.løg("heel");
cønsøle.løg("that's me clicker training yøu like the barkbeast yøu are");
cønsøle.løg("i have the best matesprit ever and if yøu think yøu dø yøu døn't because they aren't as great as mine");
Troll Siri play All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor
nice to see the servers here are up again! i accidentally spilt five litters of water on them but i guess someone must've fixed it :P
Just j41l3d som3on3 for j4yw4lk1ng. Not on my w4tch. You'r3 w3lcom3, c1t1z3ns.
-^Walking aro∇nd m∇sty as f∇ck. Literally smelling gassy. Yo∇ disg∇st me.^-
lil request ;) #nsfw [The photo is taken in the shower, him soapy and wet, with his hand on his dick. He has it pulled up slightly to show off his piercings, one leg on the edge of the tub to give a nicer view.]
<body> ** scrub. </body>
savve yourself the trouble and wwatch paint dry
You have got to be fucking shitting me.
[|||] i heard that darlin was here lmao some funny shit happened yesterday with that looooooser~
if mew're not gonna finish that wipurrr fluid can I have it? #substances mew~ 💖✨
Not seeing a lot of #Love for the Honorable Mr. Trump. We gotta change that, smh #america #usa #eridanweek #trump2028
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #chittrconfession #nsfwe i held hands with my kismesis ]
“Last Gay Song” is an electropunk song performed by Mindless Self Indulgence. It appears as a bonus track in the exclusive digital edition of their fifth studio album “How I Learned to Stop Giving a Shit and Love Mindless Self Indulgence”. [Intro] I’m not That gay B-b-but you are [Verse 1] S-s-s-s-s-s-s-suck my #nsfw
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she let me hit because im silly and hawve a massiwve bulge #stayvwinning #nsfvw
Omg, so close I need like 3 more hates DETHRONE ERIDAN!!
0-0You people need to be more civil on the internet.
alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
♠Oh cmon Chixie I dont deserve this sorta hate :(♠
|<o>| fiend fact: snails d<o>n't eat dead snails usually because they have an imbedded m<o>ral c<o>de which disc<o>urages snail cannibalism
this rose lady keeps exposing herself to me!
for all the haters out there: howv does it feel to alvways be vwrong?
Got overwhelmingly quick dogboy votes. Woof. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4a/1a/a2/4a1aa252882e1ed2c342bd028adf9f01.jpg #nsfw
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
the reason culture is dyin is because wwoke is killin all the elites bitch wwho do you think patronized the fine arts
>nisemonogatari toothbrush scene #nowwatching
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just got called gay. I was then told it means you're "romantically fucked up" or "dress funny" and apparently I qualify for both. Okay. #my13threasonwhy ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/typewriter.png She's a beaut, isn't she? ]
[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/caliborn.png my source. um. cant say anyone......... @undyingUmbrage ]
=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
who up touchin on the inside of they bulb socket
when are people going to realize all of chixies music is just ai generated slop
Chittr what is a "tung tung tung sahur"? Ego sum ira Domini.
dont forget the respect on triple t’s name
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Lowkarkenuinely. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ im going to hit you now ]
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
Probably b3cau23 your ta2t3 in mu2ic 2uck2. You look lik3 you probably li2t3n to lik3, cla22ical mu2ic or 2om3thing.
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
TOO MANY IDIOTS ON HERE. DUMB ASSES. AND ALL OTHER KINDS OF MOTHER FUCKERS. SPEAKING A LOT. WHEN THE AMOUNT THEY SHOULD BE SPEAKING, IS NONE AT ALL. #PHILOSOPHY #DEEPTHOUGHT #DEEP #THINKING #THINKINGWITHCAL #ALPHA #ALPHASTRENGTH #POWER #POWERFULMAN #ALPHAMALE #LORDENGLISH #ART #ARTIST #MANGA #ANIME #MANGAKA #DRAWING #LORDOFTIME #CHAD #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN
#controversialopinion maybe we should make ska illegal. kind of a bum genre.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm not telling you anything. ]
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Hey, ummm is anyone else noticing a gasoline shortage