Sedulous Darling
@starlitDearheart
they/them | I’ve got an 8-ball charm on my choker for a reason! | AFFILIATED with the Felt but I do not work for them
Saw a very enjoyable musical today in Midnight City. Very interesting to hear what was essentially "Chicago" in the construct language.
It was called "Women who kill and undergo a trial to prove their innocence while singing jaunty jazzy musical numbers and engaging with esoteric laws whose sexism is in their favor for getting out of punishment."
Here’s a question for some of you: if you had one day as a First Guardian, meaning the power to be wherever you wish to be within the universe and the power to move other objects within that space as well, what would you do?
Ooooh teleport all over the place. Constantly. Maybe to cool places around the world or something but mostly so I wouldn’t feel like death for walking a moderate amount
hmmm........ garden time or roof time....? maybe the roof. most of these guys can't climb or teleport.
Roof is a good spot.
Geeze louise finally found my damn phone again, was between some couch cushions imagine that huh? Anyways what did I miss?
Well, be on the lookout for having coins pelted at your skull!
What the fuck just hit the back of my head.
The sole good factor here is that this shitcoin is an actual physical coin. Instead of other possibilities.
Felt Manor Update courtesy of @aggresiveAxiom : A room full of counterfeit coins all with Lord English's face on them has been discovered in the Felt Manor basement! They all apparently look really shitty, so our reporter is now flicking them at the Felt's heads while they're looking away.
N0T MY FAULT THEIR HEADS ARE LIKE BIG GREEN TARGETS.
Ah. The carpal tunnel is carpal tunneling. Who allowed this I just wanna talk
Need To Tell The Carpal Gnomes To Quit That
Sometimes I feel like I’ve made some bad decisions in my life, but then it’s like… hold on. I need a nonsense metaphor to explain this one. like I accidentally bumped a curb in my car, and then I watch someone else speed past me, hit a ramp, and then do a 360 spinning car flip into the SUN with a nuke in the backseat, all entirely on purpose with no seatbelt on and suddenly I don’t even know how to feel about ANYTHING anymore. God damn Bud.
I think I know who you mean.
And now this jackass is burning half the manor down because of one (1) tactical piss humidifier. Awesome. I just love living here, did you know?? It’s just so FUCKING awesome.
Look, if you can’t handle the tactical piss humidifier, you should simply give up and die because you’re too weak. Get fuck out of the metaphorical kitchen.
I get the spirit of this post, I really do. But I don't think the piss humidifier is the kind of attack any person is typically prepared for.
1, skill issue. 2, HE’S THE LORD OF TIME AND CAN SUCK MY ENTIRE NOOK AND BULGE
Lord of Time, not Lord Of Piss. Just saying.
As opposed to mostly piss, which is what the manor is. Also mostly fire. This place kind of sucks sometimes.
Ah, now you’re starting to realize. You see, the thing is, it sucks about 99% of the time!
All about the one percent, huh.
Uuuuuugh I HATE eating food. I shouldn’t have to eat constantly to live. I should be ABLE to eat if I want a little treat but I’m getting sick of managing this stupid bullshit all the time. It’s just a pain in my ass for like five million reasons.
If Tumblr's search function actually worked I would have the image on hand to embed. But it doesn't. So I'll just verbally describe it: An image macro, based on a depiction of Sisyphus rolling the boulder. The entire area where the boulder is has been covered with a textbox reading "THE FUCKING BODY MAINTENANCE AAAAAAA." The image is further deep-fried to properly express the OP's pain.
Thank you, you painted such a beautiful word picture for me lol. Also yeah that’s exactly it
My manor never had barkbeasts. I like these creatures quite a lot actually :) I can always appreciate a soft animal.
i keep a cuuple barkbeaztz in my tuwer! they are quite wunderful little guyz!
that's so cool... honestly I've never had pets before this! So it's very novel and interesting lol
They all have little thematically accurate names for the person their number corresponds with, but I haven't learned all of them yet. I'm usually visiting them when no one else is around.