Sedulous Darling
@starlitDearheart
they/them | I’ve got an 8-ball charm on my choker for a reason! | AFFILIATED with the Felt but I do not work for them
hmmm........ garden time or roof time....? maybe the roof. most of these guys can't climb or teleport.
I love being fatigued and exausted for no reason it’s my favorite .
Hello joint issues. Have you considered that I: am bored, and you: are not sentient, and thus I have dominion over your life? And that I can totally draw from my shoulder this time and it’ll absolutely work because I am completely and utterly adjusted and comfortable with doing traditional art? Hm. I fear I may be losing it.
Ah. The carpal tunnel is carpal tunneling. Who allowed this I just wanna talk
Need To Tell The Carpal Gnomes To Quit That
That one coworker just be fucking talking.
That one co-worker that's just gotta go. God hes ready. God take him please god
Sometimes I feel like I’ve made some bad decisions in my life, but then it’s like… hold on. I need a nonsense metaphor to explain this one. like I accidentally bumped a curb in my car, and then I watch someone else speed past me, hit a ramp, and then do a 360 spinning car flip into the SUN with a nuke in the backseat, all entirely on purpose with no seatbelt on and suddenly I don’t even know how to feel about ANYTHING anymore. God damn Bud.
… Can’t sleep. Whatever. Maybe I’ll tire myself out with. I don’t know. Something. I should go offline.
It’s late but I simply don’t want to sleep. late nighttime is a secret area outside of time where nothing matters and time lasts foreVer.
This manor is actually pretty nice when no one’s around and I can’t hear anyone else and no one can get to me because I’m on the roof! Wow :) I even brought a book. Oh yeah baby
Hmmm. Roof time, perhaps. I miss climbing up there. it’s Very peaceful.
And now this jackass is burning half the manor down because of one (1) tactical piss humidifier. Awesome. I just love living here, did you know?? It’s just so FUCKING awesome.
Look, if you can’t handle the tactical piss humidifier, you should simply give up and die because you’re too weak. Get fuck out of the metaphorical kitchen.
I get the spirit of this post, I really do. But I don't think the piss humidifier is the kind of attack any person is typically prepared for.
1, skill issue. 2, HE’S THE LORD OF TIME AND CAN SUCK MY ENTIRE NOOK AND BULGE
As opposed to mostly piss, which is what the manor is. Also mostly fire. This place kind of sucks sometimes.
Ah, now you’re starting to realize. You see, the thing is, it sucks about 99% of the time!
Uuughhhhhhhh stupid panic attack over nothing, as per fucking usual. Nevermind eating dinner is canceled actually
Hmmm. Previous food posts still stands. However: mmmm steamed broccoli :) yay
Uuuuuugh I HATE eating food. I shouldn’t have to eat constantly to live. I should be ABLE to eat if I want a little treat but I’m getting sick of managing this stupid bullshit all the time. It’s just a pain in my ass for like five million reasons.
If Tumblr's search function actually worked I would have the image on hand to embed. But it doesn't. So I'll just verbally describe it: An image macro, based on a depiction of Sisyphus rolling the boulder. The entire area where the boulder is has been covered with a textbox reading "THE FUCKING BODY MAINTENANCE AAAAAAA." The image is further deep-fried to properly express the OP's pain.
Thank you, you painted such a beautiful word picture for me lol. Also yeah that’s exactly it
Twin Peaks is such a pretty setting. And so interesting to me, it feels so unlike almost everything I’ve seen and yet it’s so homey. I love all the greenery, too. What parks did exist back on Derse SUCKED, aside from the castle gardens… She used to let me visit them. I think I still have sketches of the plants there in an old journal somewhere.