♣ mediated by @starryNereid
*hy not? does it hu*t your fee*ings :( poor thing
quit yappin and put that ma* to *ork gill i aint got all night
is that *here the fuck my alternian express cards been *hat the FUCK i-e been beating the ser-ants o-er finding that fucker
HA·HA·HA [A·looping·gif·attachment,·of·what·appears·to·be·a·large·purple·blooded·troll·pulling·his·trunks·down,·bending·over·in·front·of·the·camera,·and·slapping·his·own·bottom·in·mocking·fashion]
HEH. SO YOU'RE RARE THEN¿ I AIN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO PLANETS BUT SEROPHIN AND THE MESSIAHS OWN ALTERNIA. MAYBE YOU IS WORTHY FOR PAINT AFTER ALL. I'M ON MY WAY, WADER BITCH¡ RUN RABID, RUN¡
SENSITIVE LITTLE COWARD. NOT EVEN WORTH BECOMING PAINT IF YOU'VE GOT THAT LITTLE OF A POSTURE POLE. I'LL JUST CULL YO' ASS AND BE DONE WITH IT¡¡
MORE LOWBLOODS SHOULD BECOME WRESTLERS¡ THE MORE THAT HOP IN THE RING, THE MORE OF THEIR WARM ASS BLOOD I CAN SPLATTER IN THE NAME OF THE MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKERS ABOVE¡ #VIOLENCE #FUCKYEAH¡

oh. I do not like the sound of this.

Testing to see if it worked. Although we clearly got the planet wrong—apologies. Do let me know if there are many more issues.

Oh okay cool. I’ll have him turn off the jammer now. Functionality should resume in a few minutes.
well you shouldnt mArkets over-sAturAted do someth1ng d1fferent

I CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL THE LIME SWILL ACROSS TIMELINES, REALITIES…AND YET IT. IS. UNREACHABLE. FRUSTRATING. I…CAN…WAIT. I HAVE BAIT.

MY PUPPET CAME, AND WAS CORRUPTED BY THE GOING ONS OF THIS NEXUS. SO I CAME TO OBSERVE, AND ENSURE HE REMAINED ON TRACK, NO MATTER WHAT PERSONAL SCHEMES HE ENACTS. AND BEYOND THAT. I AM HERE TO PLAY GAMES.
Kiinda?- IItt justt means you don'tt know whatt tthe hellll's goiing on over here, iis allll.

nowhere is safe, you're cooked




