dave strider but also gay
@stereoBro
@cloudCollective fictive || sup gamers i got turned into stew and now im here to bring greatness to this app however i can contribute
typing this after doing a line and while drinking a beer #substances i really hope someone does truly love me that isnt just marker or rose or kar its so sad out here
spit it out
its funny that i talked about progresso soup last night since i died by getting turned into stew lmao
NOOOOO :( thats so mean...and to think i thought you looked kind of cute in that little pot
i was the prettiest little protein and now look at me im a subpar chittr poster
what do i gotta do to get someone to draw me in a white supreme hoodie
nah dude go for the "BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY" hoodie! get that drip goku thing going on.
nahhh i wanna look like a rich douchebag youtuber who mumble raps once in a while and gets clowned on for being a hypocrite except i aint any of those things i just appreciate the fashion
hEY WHAT, dOES THIS MEAN?
<p> all of you are freaks /every last one </p>
im coked up #notreallybutiwish #substances
shitposting should be renamed to daveposting never met a dave who doesnt shitpost
yo whats up people with taste
am i included in this
theres one thing that determines this my man and that is do i get my chipotle burrito
hey you never know theres infinite timelines of daves out there and i just so happen to be the objectively correct one such is life in these parts
stop telling me to give my kid a fucking cigar
im gonna drop a sick beat for yall and you wont believe whats coming (progresso soup)
seriously though keith habersberger would make an absolute fortune if he did a video on eating every progresso soup can
dave strider is a very trustworthy individual
hey chittr i think a chaser is tryna get with me, mew. they don't want me for my body tho just what's inside it, mew~ 💖✨
thats still your body unless theyre tryna steal your chipotle burrito from you
why i2 3v3ryon3 on thi2 2it3 2o fuckin hungry all th3 tim3 3at mor3 food
kept opening chipotle.com instead of chittr and got this beautiful screenshot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488076064793296977/image_2026-03-30_032201856.png?ex=69cb7654&is=69ca24d4&hm=78cb5079c4a05ece4e62745aa2ff027e1f5f97766f09606933e3f74249321247&
heyyo ill take a barbacoa burrito bowl tortilla on the side