dave strider but also gay
@stereoBro
@cloudCollective fictive || sup gamers i got turned into stew and now im here to bring greatness to this app however i can contribute
hey chitts chittettes and chittenbies im feeling rather drained and can use a nice shipment of jams hit me up with some good shit from your playlist (youtube links preferred)
B33 < liked songs random says mad dog by cranewives B33 < idk if you go fur their sound but i like some of their stuff anyaways https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLZEZTnrS0o
oh hell yeah the other bitches in my brain will enjoy this thumbs up
wWw looking at my wriggler photozz izz embarazzzzing httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/05/bafkreieqpf2cbz2hl2kmt3vgtycaftw.png wWw
typing this after doing a line and while drinking a beer #substances i really hope someone does truly love me that isnt just marker or rose or kar its so sad out here
spit it out
its funny that i talked about progresso soup last night since i died by getting turned into stew lmao
NOOOOO :( thats so mean...and to think i thought you looked kind of cute in that little pot
i was the prettiest little protein and now look at me im a subpar chittr poster
what do i gotta do to get someone to draw me in a white supreme hoodie
nah dude go for the "BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY" hoodie! get that drip goku thing going on.
nahhh i wanna look like a rich douchebag youtuber who mumble raps once in a while and gets clowned on for being a hypocrite except i aint any of those things i just appreciate the fashion
hEY WHAT, dOES THIS MEAN?
<p> all of you are freaks /every last one </p>
im coked up #notreallybutiwish #substances
shitposting should be renamed to daveposting never met a dave who doesnt shitpost
yo whats up people with taste
am i included in this
theres one thing that determines this my man and that is do i get my chipotle burrito
hey you never know theres infinite timelines of daves out there and i just so happen to be the objectively correct one such is life in these parts
stop telling me to give my kid a fucking cigar
im gonna drop a sick beat for yall and you wont believe whats coming (progresso soup)
seriously though keith habersberger would make an absolute fortune if he did a video on eating every progresso soup can
dave strider is a very trustworthy individual
hey chittr i think a chaser is tryna get with me, mew. they don't want me for my body tho just what's inside it, mew~ 💖✨
thats still your body unless theyre tryna steal your chipotle burrito from you