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iwve said my piece a8out condoms already, mainly that i dont like using them, restricts the 8lood flovw, and they nevwer fit right around the ol' pecker. 8ut I vwill admit that they havwe their uses! namely vwhen a 8road is into anal. if shes letting you knock on the 8ackdoor youwve already scored a vwhore, so 8est 8ag it up just in case ;) nowv a 8road might not havwe prepared for the occasion, so to speak, if its a more spontaneous randy-wvous, and its more than likely the gal vwill get shit on your dick. nowv accidents happen! you can't 8lame a 8road for that, 8ut this is wvhy wve're using the condom! it makes the next step easy as 8lue8erry cream pie. you can wvipe it clean, take it off and its like it newver happened! if you don't vwant to em8arrass the 8road you can 8e a little sneaky a8out it. clean it off 8efore she sees it, and vwhen she turns around and asks if she got shit on your dick you tell her "no svweetheart, you did great! same time next vweek?" #eroticmemoir #sexcapades
꧁⎝ Ma heart go out fa da less fortunate y'know. At least da ones dat aren't currently unda ma jurisdiction. ⎠꧂
I will st☼p by when a st☼r☁︎ r☼lls in. And yes. :)
I a☁︎ al☁︎☼st envi☼us. That's great. I a☁︎ a ☁︎ete☼r☼l☼gist and st☼r☁︎ ℃haser and have spent ☁︎y li℉e dedi℃ated t☼ understanding the☁︎. I wh☼leheartedly agree. They're beauti℉ul and p☼wer℉ul ℉☼r℃es ☼℉ nature. Y☼u are very lu℃ky t☼ get t☼ spend ti☁︎e ar☼und the☁︎ regularly.
They're great. They sh☼uld happen ☁︎☼re.
I l☼ve st☼r☁︎s.
MY ATTeNDANT ASKeD Me whAT MY ReLATIONShIp wITh MY MOIRAIL IS. ADMITTeDLY, I jUST ShRUggeD. "NO cLUe." NOT IMpORTANT. He'S hOUSebROKeN AND DOeSN'T bITe; TheRe IS NOT A SINgLe pRObLeM.
~~~~~~~~ Ha. Indeed. When there are ships above, thunder and rough waters are an invitation to indulge myself.
~~~~~~~~ Mine would be storms strong enough to cause a maelstrom.
the fruit wwizard says: s;gleht + riain .
storms, rain or any kind of high wwinds.
꧁⎝ Ah behave quite often Ah tink. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You are jes terribly endearin, mô shè. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ M'apé jonglé apré mañè-la ki li di 'pardon' kkkk ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Much as Ah love travelin it's always nice ta jes relax on ma island. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Aw dat's a miserable way ta live. Hatin everytin Ah mean. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Nah Ah'm too nice fa dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ What eva have Ah done ta be hated fa a lil relaxation? Maybe dey wan an invite ta ma island too. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Playin ma accordion fa mô poupé-yé warm ma heart. An' Ah guess da inventory too but dey less enthused about it. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Don't get ahead of yourself, shè. Ah said you funny not dat interestin. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You might be one a' da funniest ones on dis site, ti lòr, Ah'll give ya dat. Do you also make a habit of pickin text fights wit every highblood you see? Sometin you wish ta prove, maybe? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cuteness is subjective an' while Ah certainly am Ah handsome fella ma looks ain't what makes dem come back. Might be part of why ma moirail picked me dough. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Funny, Ah don't rememba askin you about your dreams. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Any troll above you in caste dat dies by your hand had dat comin. But Ah suppose livin in a fantasy is fine sometimes as well. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma irresistible charm, obviously. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Mé, wi Ah coulda jes said 'charm' but da 'irresistible' part is an important addition. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It's cute when dey tink if dey slack off a act out Ah'mma jes kill dem. Ah have neva been one ta be so wasteful. Betta ta give dem da freedom dey tink dey desire an' welcome dem wit open arms when dey come crawlin right back ta me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It seems Ah've made a new friend. Ah do love ta have dose. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah suppose Ah could see why. Ah tend ta keep ma words semi-short n sweet maself. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah mean one part of dat is true, but again Ah have had dis longa an' neva saw dis 'Vesica' until tanight. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm certain Ah've had dis longa dan you but Ah ain't one ta mind sharin. Great minds an' awl. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ One may not like ma lifestyle but what betta quality is dea in a friend dan pure honesty? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Well, it's been quite fun. Gettin ready ta roll out dough so stay safe an' have fun mô zami-yé ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Rise an' shine we gon' have us a good night an'/a day, yeah? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Aw c'mon, shè, Ah was bein sincere. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah see a mention in ma notifs from ma dea moirail an' it's him advertisin me as a sleaze. True. Ah'll wea dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah won't lie Ah've done a few tins Ah'm not proud of. Like let ma lil head sculpture from QC-781 get broken. Now Ah have ta find time ta go back an' get anotha. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ So many of you worry Ah'mmana snatch ya up an' sell you. Ah gotta be honest most of you wouldn't even cova an appetiza on a date wit ma moirail. You gon' be alright, Ah promise. ⎠꧂