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⧃ I've just been informed of something.
⧃ Oh, because you are candy. Fret not. The only candies with anything to fear are the ones on my palmhusk.
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₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾ (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) !!! ૮(•͈⌔•͈)ა ૮Y•⌔•Yა ૮(•͈⌔•͈)ა ૮Y•⌔•Yა ૮(•͈⌔•͈)ა
!!! ૮Y•⌔•͈)ა ૮(•͈⌔•͈)ა ૮(•͈⌔•Yა ૮(•͈⌔•͈)ა ૮Y•⌔•Yა ૮(•͈⌔•͈)ა 🎶 (˶˃𐃷˂˶)
｢hai. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yes all the time.]
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s t a b l e
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Build out of the bricks they throw at you? I can understand that.
That said. While I did choose this shade out of personal preference and acknowledge it is not “standard” highblood purple. I do not think trolls naturally hatched with lighter blood hues deserve to be othered for it. Me acknowledging I am “other” intentionally is different.
I can only imagine the disrespect you have suffered for it. Very ridiculous to treat someone that way.
Could be anything
𓆩𓆩 s✟ay away i unno where ✟hose lips have been 𓆪𓆪
Come get your fucking chicken tenders you cry baby.
so am i, but matt dillon is matt dillon and one cannot argue vwith that.
read the book then, nerd.
I don't know what he's expecting. He's him.
Sigh. I'll tell him.
He graciously accepts this alternative
Ask and ye shall receive (begrudgingly). [Attached is a video file titled "song request.mp4. In it, Joseph stands across from his phone, which is propped up on what appears to be a side table. He is dressed the same as in his last photo, with the same neutral if slightly uamused look. The only difference is that he is carefully holding a human skull with one hand, its jaw still attached. It appears lightly browned with age but is otherwise clean. He looks at the skull for a moment, before saying "Go on, then," in a gravelly baritone, his American accent strangely stilted. At this prompting, the Skull in his hands begins to rattle, at first just side to side, and then its jaw begins to move, rapidly clacking its teeth together with a tktktktktking sound. Joseph responds with a "Are you going to make liars of us both?" The skull seems to consider the question before at last, finally. It begins its song. Sort of. It is not exactly singing, let alone music. Just a rhytmic clattering of the skull's teeth, and you can almost, almost pick out the beats or "Ol MacDonald". Or at least, some iteration of it. When at last the skeleton finishes its performance, Joseph gives the camera a rare, wicked looking smile and says "There you have it" before reaching forward and stopping the recording]
Candy JUST said I can keep my boobs out.
Some Of You Are Too Worried About " Getting Laid " When You Should Be Worried About Developing A Personality, Send Chitt. #suggestive #nsfc #goodlight
𓆩𓆩 keep your bangs down, pas✟els. i don'✟ need ✟o look a✟ your evil li✟✟le eyes 𓆪𓆪
𓆩𓆩 yeah yeah wha✟ever. you should go ✟o sleep ✟oo pas✟els 𓆪𓆪
This sentence didn't stop where I hoped it would.
the autistic mirror ring you say a prize i MUST possess
★ny w★ys there's your reminder th★t I do not ★lign with the gener★l lesbi★n c★b★l.
Said with love
Don’t wear pastels much myself, but I appreciate them.
Super pretty!
༝˚༝⚉⋆.𐙚 ̊ haha you'r2 v2ry w2llcom2, mistr2ss of darkn2ss!!!! 𓍯𓂃🪡🧵
Your horns lo~ok like smokestacks lol.
༝˚༝⚉⋆.𐙚 ̊ absollut2lly darlling!! i llov2 it! 𓍯𓂃🪡🧵
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— (＾▽＾)!! —— (˘ ³˘)
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— LOve the pastels! —— (˘ ³˘)
bEfOrE LiKe lEaViNg. CoMeDy iS BeSt iN ThReEs. GoEs wItHoUt sAyIn i mAdE ThE ChIt yA DiG? (O:
I feel like you guys could be strapped to a saw machine that is one second away from slicing you and still be posting about it.
Oooooooo, that’s really interesting. I didn’t super notice a Shine In Their Eyes ngl, but that’s worth a rewatch to look more at the details. The end though I really like. My personal thought is that no one survives. Either they make a suicide pact if they’re both human. Or Mac uses the alcohol to burn Thing!Childs and then waits out for the storm to claim him in an effort to also make sure there’s nothing else moving that shouldn’t be. But the last one you mentioned of both Mac and Childs(?) both giving up? Both being tired and calling it quits? That’s fascinating. But, the caveat being that if it was indeed Thing!Childs, him waiting out to die in the cold with Mac and freezing wouldn’t matter, he could just as easily be defrosted eventually by some rescue crew and the cycle restarts. Much to think about. THERES A SHORT STORY FROM THE THING’S PERSPECTIVE?? Omg I’ll be putting that on my read list immediately. Thank you! #cw-suicide
[ th9irl4 tub ..9ninrecnoc sdnuoS ]
My last thoughts on The Thing before I go to sleep; great movie overall with a fascinating setup (preexisting group isolation) and a realistic way that things like trust and communication would break down. FANTASTIC practical effects!! That shit was gnarly for real. This movie being a group of only men really adds to it as an almost case study bit. They all think THEY can lead/take charge of the situation. Individualistic as opposed to an actual group effort. The ending being vague like that did make me question if there was actually more time left in the actual movie, but when I gave it some more thought, I kinda like the open-endedness of it. #najmwatches #thething
I’ll be real! Fuck if I know! It’s a movie!
🥛unicorn :)🐄
These practical effects are soooo good though #najmwatches #thething
Every time I see the dog I keep saying to myself “what the dog doin” #najmwatches #thething
If they made me autopsy the fucked up burnt corpse of a creature. Well. They’d have to pay me to leave when I’m done #najmwatches #thething
7umm7 !
Ah balls. Okaaaaay
I am so far!
I l⚣ve th⚣se 030 any sweet thats chewy with a bit ⚣f crunch is s⚣ g⚣⚣d
I would personally be more scared if, while digging the grave, Golden Freddy appeared.
Attention, I am aware that such violence may be difficult to stomach. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
livinng. livinng.. best i cann. i hope youur innternnship is goinng well.
I’m a Thang. Very similar to a Thing but I have metal in me. Also I don’t want to consume and replace people. I mean I did sort of do that once but in my defense she had it coming.
Haha yaaaay [explodes into viscera cutely]
Doesn’t even need to be forgiven.
Living my happily ever after... ✨❤️👑🌹 #Blessed #Fairytale #Princess #XandraMedia
✐ᝰ Holy shit, I love women. ᝰᝰ
ahh fuck i knew thi⚡︎ would happen ⚡︎hit damn it welp...
her memory now
her⚡︎ now i gue⚡︎⚡︎
NOT WHAT HE SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hE DEFINITELY, dOES SAY THAT,
she gets it.
c'MON kARKAT, eVERYBODY KNOWS, cANDIS!
SIR YES SIR OOHRAAAH
Absolutely
#NiceToMeetYouBored #ImTag
@imperialistHalcyonite fetch me my mid blood flattener will you
And I can't even take credit for it myself.
:)
i tthinkk you are mmaybee. "unc"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh did I @ you? Nope, didn't. I mad a comment about your lame and tired gimmick and you needed to defend yourself as if someone gave a fuck. Now you're here in my replies desperately chanting "I'M NOT OWNED I'M NOT OWNED" to someone who is almost definitely going to lose your reply in the next batch of notifications he gets. I'll give you a run down of what happened though, before I never interact with you again alright? 1) You hated many of my posts. 2) I said, "Oh wow, this gimmick is lame. Do something interesting" 3) You responded in a MICROSECOND because any attention at all from anyone is better than living with the crippling loneliness that comes with being a tired loser that has nothing to give to the world or to the people in your life. Sad to see. 4) I replied to you, because here we are in Casper's house. Casper's gonna talk. 5) You are desperately trying to make me mad or care at all that you "so totally got me." You are free, by the way, to bother literally anyone else. 6) I reply again. We are in Casper's house, after all. And Casper is allowed to speak in Casper's house. 7) "HaHa YoU ArE sTiLl RePlYiNg To Me" says the fucking reprobate who has never had an original thought in their fucking life. 8) WE ARE STILL. IN CASPERS HOUSE. LMFAO. Now before you tldr this post or type HAHA YOU'RE SO MAD!! while stroking yourself off to an argument you didn't win, I will remind you again we are in Casper's house. Every time you come back to say some stupid shit to me, you lose and you lose again. So, in short, because I probably lost your attention around number four. You are a loser, like for real. LMAO. Go outside and touch even a singular blade of grass.
nah that’s when they MMake you sing for your sandwich
Candy............
Casper! :>
candles are living beings. burning them down to the wick is MURDERING THEM #violence
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\ <3 >< <3 /
Ye★h th★t's wh★t I thought to lowkey
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒎ — @exuberantArchivist Soleah Doreth *☎ ringing* Hello, Troll PIZZA PLACE? I would like to order a Burger. (LOL) … What? You actually sell those? [HONK], OK. Actually, you BETTER keep your story straight. Who do you think you are? A foodie conglomerate? ⒈ ★. You should HUMBLE YOURSELF, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, gamers, I got Hungry On Main (HOM). Let’s get into the main course. And by THE MAIN COURSE? Heh. Let’s Take a Gander at Soleah Doreth! Soleah is the type of troll you’d meet at a party, maybe in pas-sing, maybe → in front of your face. Cyberprongs thrown in the air, bouncing in TANDEM WITH THE BEAT, inviting you to ENJOY YOURSELF, to really BE AT THIS PARTY, and not just ghost the energy of it like everyone (⒈) else. Because in a place like CHITTR, you can do just about ANYTHING YOU WANT. She coaxes you to disinhibit who you are, what you FEAR, and enjoy the things you really ♥. Well, not LITERALLY, but she takes advantage of that, hearreader, in a way that I don’t often see from anyone (⒈) else. She is a hatched fighter, RECKLESS AND FUN, living for the thrill, and only looking back when her job tells her to. FUN FACT: She exists in a completely different TIMEFRAME from most of us. From what I can tell, her world is a lot kinder, more socially acceptable than the STRATIFIED COPROLITIC FOSSILITE that is our general worldly consensus. One of her hobbies include making that CONTRAST between her world and ours. There’s a lot less indiscriminate lower-caste murderings in the coping mechanI mean the SUBJUGGRELIGION. Am I jealous? Maybe. (OK, screw it—YEA, I AM. So what?) Soleah also resides in her own ↑beat tempo. Tune on in to see what she’s been cooking ↑, METAPHORICALLY AND LITERALLY. Want to see what sort of foodstuffs are SLATED FOR THE GAPER? No? Too bad, that’s like, more than half of what she posts. She is THE foodie. (POSITIVE) (Casper vs Soleah food battle when?) (Angels’ nutritionblock should have you on their show next season...) Playfully excitable as she can be, Soleah can be HONEST, BRUTALLY SO, when she feels the need to. In bouts of DASHWATCHING, she isn’t afraid to speak her mind and truth and whatever else gets people using their pans faster than they can put STUMPS TO WORDS. There are times where her playfulness can become a weapon—like, seriously, I just saw her troll The Condesce of all people. Be honest: do you still have that bounty on your head? One thing is clear: she is silly, but she isn’t naive. She knows what she’s doing and how to get it, whether this be by nurturing those she cares about, or driving her metaphorical bō staff to add insult to injury. It’s all about WHAT SHE WANTS. So the only real ‘‘‘‘‘‘DIRT’’’’’’ I can find on you is the fact that you are mas-sively indulgent, bordering on reckless, which shouldn’t blow your lid off. You KNOW what you are, what you’re doing, because as far as you know, NOTHING CAN TOUCH YOU HERE. Only when you want it to. But what will come to matter when excitement becomes banality? When you run headlong into something, what is it that you really learn? Do you want these scars to mean something? At your best, you can be a nurturer of the physical and emotional kind, and at your worst, you can be bluntly pushy and foolhardy, maybe for fun, or maybe because Who Cares? After all, You Only Live Once (YOLO)! Your challenge is to find balance. Pick the ✓ battles, and things will pan out well for you. I call that the CLINGERING JOY OF PARABILITIES. But in the end, you want to chase that thrill. And I’m not the one (⒈) to dissuade you from that goal. YOU DO YOU. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: WITCH OF LIFE?) BE SURE TO GIVE SOLEAH A FOLLOW (she is very fun, genuinely), and I’ll see you in the next one (⒈)! (P.S. To all my previously Gandered, don’t be shy to send a DM if you’d like to know WHY THE CLAS-SPECT?) #gandertag #checkoutherfactsfromthearchive! #iwantmoreinformationonthat #please
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Starts waving my wand and mumbling vaguely threatening gibberish again.
꒰thank you it was a beautiful creature born from my brain꒱
꒰character concept : wise old wizard who cant grow facial hair so he strokes his bush whenever hes deep in thought #nsfw ??????꒱
꒰never you nonchoomf.... #Acceptance #Love #Yay꒱
(\ /) dig.
I know not the detaills of what aills you, but I hope the burden llightens.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Heheh you’re r!ght!꠹
Oh, right. I forgot ★bout th★t... BEC★USE EVIL IS SO N★TUR★L TO ME
Ƹ 🌂 > If you see the Dark One SMILING... its because I am thinking of something EVIL. If you see the Dark One LAUGHING...it's because I have already DONE IT! MUAHAHA! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > That too. Muehe. Ʒ
✐ᝰ Soleah love you, french fry OBLIGATION ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Lets call it that, yeah ᝰᝰ
yeah a pleasure man i'M awesome
✐ᝰ Of course, any time! I'm always somewhere around. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Please approach gently! And, if not a burgundy friend, with another member of the warmer castes. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ That's why I figured you could connect with someone who works in the business of exchanging knowledge. Those of us that are, well, we are typically more open to the idea that we won't be killed where we stand for blinking wrong. Double P says he knows this is a big ask, but it's easier to trust a purple without all the mirthful make up on ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I would say consider a burgundy escort! Is there someone in the community you can connect to on a professional level? (Librarian, school feeder, scholar of some sort), who you can engage with about your intentions and they can show you how to interact with their specific community! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ YES YAY!! ᝰᝰ
o| Ok u gEt mE, cAuSe lIkE We dOnT EvEn pRoCrEaTe tHe mAmMaL WaY So wE DoN'T ReAlLy nEeD SeX OrGaNs. I BeT It's a wEiRd gOd tHiNg, I WaNt tO BlAmE It oN A PeRsOn |O
✐ᝰ you know its not you KNOW ITS NOT!!! ᝰᝰ
yes glad 2 know thats a universal constant lol
yeah i think that’s what the other dude was gettin at too awful ideas all around you guys are sick
ARE YOU COLORBLIND.
Ƹ 🌂 > There is only ONE person shrouded in darkness and called the Dark One. And that is. ME. All others are FOOLISH FRAUDS... naught but GNATS buzzing in my fins... Ʒ
~Ain't I a stinker?~
~Man this Sherry chick is great I think she really digs my style~
~y~Oure such a miserable useless lil sack a flesh i shO~uld have my lawyers make mince O~f yO~u fO~r this~
This engagement bait shit is EEEAAASSSYYY.
✐ᝰ Ya. Come to the couch silly. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ This post is Candy is Candy bait. If you aren't Candy, look away Hi. :) ᝰᝰ
Y3ah, I can walk on my hand2 too.
Gooood oone
:33< its a killer vismewal!
:33< its a good joke!
:33< ive got a joke fur mew :33< so a guy walks into a bar followed by an ostrich with huge tits :33< he ordpurrs a drink takes exact change fur it out of his pocket and pays his tab :33< the bartendpurr says "so eh... whats the story there?" gestmewring towards the bird :33< he says "okay so i found a genie lamp right and i got thr33 wishes :33< my furst wish to make sure it was real was a new jacket :33< my second wish was anyatime i had to pay anyathing i could reach into my pawket and purr out exact change :33< the bartendpurr nods "okay that tracks but whats up with the ostrich?" :33< the man sighs and respawnds "s33 this is where i think i screwed up s33 i wished fur an ostrich with huge tits" :33< #nsfw
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fascinatin...
:33< thank mewwww
w why did the man fall into the well c cuz he couldnt see that w well https://i.pinimg.com/736x/02/a6/bc/02a6bc47ed190e157a64d0b1e83899b3.jpg
:33< hi nerfect im shitpeta
M-o-o-re t-o-o- c-o-o-me! Unf-o-o-rtunately f-o-o-r every-o-o-ne inv-o-o-lved.
Pr-o-o-n-o-o-uns are she/them cause I'll never be HIM https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/glittersuke.gif https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/0c9df17ee0e5.png (asks-n-tr-o-o-lls -o-o-n tumblr) https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/58de734457e6.png (batstr-o-o-lls -o-o-n tumblr) https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/390eed861687.png (renic -o-o-n bluesky)
✐ᝰ I'll thiiiiink about it. :) <3 ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I made steak for dinner btw. I love cooking. People (not you silly HIC) should come to my hive so I can make dinner for them sometimes. :) ᝰᝰ
☆~𖦹 Then I am fully on board. I will gladly stand by your side during the #evilposting 𖦹~☆
Hhhwhathtefuck
yeah i agree with candy smal
✐ᝰ Yay! Wahoo! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Every corpse needs a cheerleader! Wahoo! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ hehe okay KISS! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ i am quite sillay ᝰᝰ
H3y baby ar3 you an ov3n? Cau23 you mak3 m3 wanna of in th3 cold food of out hot 3at th3 food
Actually, that's a great point. Personally, I never understood why they have teeth.
followiing for thiis
can someone correct wrothe for me. h1s post should read "ne1gh" 1nstead of "n1gh"
:> So do you. I ^cknowledge the riff on it is equ^lly ^s good. <:
:> You know, I h^ve to ^dmit people t^king th^t ^nd running with it is pretty funny. <:
:> I thought you ^lre^dy h^d…betr^y^l. <:
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT THE FUCK LMFAO THAHAT'S AWESOME. xoD
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o) YOU'RE WELCOME GUY OF AMBIGUOUS SIZE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG OR SMALL YOU ARE. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DIS FUNNY.
✐ᝰ EVEN BETTER!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Yay! Yay! Yay! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Sleepover with my homies!!!!!! Hehe. I love my friends :) ᝰᝰ
You will die in seven days.
✐ᝰ Everything I do is a little yuri, ngl. ᝰᝰ
<*rĕstŏrĕs yŏŭr ŏrb* 🔮>
✐ᝰ This isn't a #factfromthearchive but, ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ A fact from Soleah's heart, It's actually really sexy and impressive when, especially the higher up you are on the spectrum, you can get through one (1) conversation without bringing up systemic anything ᝰᝰ
I would p★rry them, ★s I do ★nything th★t tries to touch me.
✐ᝰ I should not have put corn in his office. I fear I have started a war. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Does anyone know how to kill a purple blood that is one million sweeps old??? ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ "Soleah, that is a metric fuck ton of mashed potatoes." ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ I have GOT to stop eating lunch in his office. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Nevermind!!!!!!! No such thing as too much mashed potatoes!!!! I am going to live forever!!!!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I'm...Gonna meal prep it lol ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Official Yapper 🙂↕️ ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ He is EVIL and wants me to DIE. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Will you curse him? ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Did you know that aboard more "modern" ships, professions aren't dictated by caste? ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Some commanding officers will even have their scouts recruit early (before mandatory conscription age) with the promise of keeping lowbloods with a niche specialty off the front lines! ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ #factsfromthearchive ᝰᝰ
im going to cause problems on purpose by submitting fake anonymous confessions with my friends quirks no one can stop me
I want to feed Wrothe Aiaray one yucky penny
NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS.
YOu HAVE. ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. YOuR WORLD. ANY. I WILL KILL YOu IF I GROW BORED. SO. BASICALLY. THE REST OF YOuR LIFE. YOuR RAPIDLY. LIFESPAN SHRINKING. LIFE. MISSPENT AS IT IS.
SO CHEW IT OFF?
YOu WILL BE IN GREATER ANGuISH AND MISERY AND PAIN. BuT YOu CAN ALWAYS JuST PLONK ON A NEW ONE. IT'S NOT THAT CRAZY.
YOu ARE TEMPORARILY "uNBLOCKED" BY THE "SKELETON" SO YOu CAN "LIKE" MY POSTS. PLEASE. DO BE SuRE TO TELL ME. ONCE YOu HAVE FINISHED. LIKING EVERYTHING I HAVE POSTED uP uNTIL THIS POINT.AND WILL EVER POST. SO YOu CAN BE BLOCKED AGAIN. AND HENCEFORTH. FOREVER.
i love my art / and i love making it / everyone should get to be creative
>> waka waka !! hahaha ¡ 1ove that for you honeડt1y
>> are you m¡ડડ¡ng a 1eg ? ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡'ve been rude now—
iT CAN BE, bOTH, i THINK,
exactly twin this is awful
✐ᝰ #factfromtheaechives ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Sometimes science teams are sent to the planets that we intend on colonizing before subjugating forces because they want to see what resources can be used + how to survive on that planet ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ And the best way to learn that stuff is by mingling with the natives! ᝰᝰ
Mxderatixn friend!!! X(((
10 more, it’ll be fine
surelyyy there can b no negative consequences... mayyybe even 2 even.....
wow. that ones a mess. this is so bad. hold on i think ive found my newest fascination i gotta get into her computer
Honestly who isn’t easily bought by a cursed skull
...i don't think they'll listen to you, miss, they're locked up pretty tightly. x3 6inch steel doors with retinal scans and shit. not my doing. fleet regulations aren't what they used to be #fuckmystupidbakalife #fuckthisguysstupidbakalifetoo #yourstupidbakalifeischilltho #woke...
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✐ᝰ KISSING YOU HOLDING YOU KISSING YOU HOLDING YOU ᝰᝰ
<And yŏŭ shŏŭld kĕĕp / săyĭng ĭt. Spĕăk yŏŭr / #trŭth 🙏>
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH HEY I GET THIS ONE.
Hxxray!!! I'll b e sure tx give the Xracle a tip the next time we meet!!! :000
@sugarspunBanshee !!! We dxn't chat much but I'd feel wrxng nxt including yxu... Yxu gave me the banshee idea!!! Yxu've gxt a lxt xf energy tx spare and clearly intend tx share it... Which I appreciate!!! :))) Hxpefully we cxuld talk mxre!!! Maybe we cxuld trade mxre ideas??? X))) #friendshipfriday
Breaking character to say this went way way better than I thought it would. The reason I did this isn't actually rampant egoism but actually a desire to get the whole community into something and host cool events for y'all. That being said having the power go to my head is incredibly fun. Keep it up everyone and make sure to be considerate in your shitposting. :)
y0u understand me. finally s0me0ne wh0 gets it. 0u0
y0u are the current #1.
✐ᝰ I am sitting next to you. :) ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Uhm, I guess to kick off my.. #factsfromthearchives thing I want to start with the common misconception that goldbloods always end up as batteries! That's simply not the case.ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ The truth is not all goldies have powerful enough psionics to even be worth lighting up a hot plate let alone a hivestem or an air ship! It has also, historically, been a punishment rather than actual employment. That isn't to say that goldies aren't often shipped off to do that if they have the power level for it, but you're more likely to see a yellow blood with ties to rebellion hooked to a ship than you are to see your neighbor Joshmo get yanked up to the heavens by the drones for it. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ And I know that ye up on high aren't going to feel obligated to listen to a goldie saying it, because why would you? Propaganda and stereotypes exist for a reason! :) It's okay to not be as educated as you thought you were, though. ᝰᝰ
thats awfully forward of you trying to check me out take a guy to dinner first
tHiS Is mY BlOoDcOlOr tIeRlIsT. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/aA3A405471e3.PnG
brb i need to go back and rechitt it for my followers
I don't have any cute pets to show off...but I do have my LUSUS. I feel really lucky I get along so well with SHELLDAD! https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/Toluen_WithLusus.png
*jingles controversially across the tl*
https://media.tenor.com/jMqviw2kDSQAAAA1/leverage-redemption-alec-hardison.webp
-^NO I DON'T WANT THE C▽RSE I WANT THE FISH. #THEFISH.^-
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/118449972_8XcRrhGD772HqPN.jpg WHAT the f∇ck is this. Whoever said better fish when it rains, yo∇ were f∇cking right. What the f∇ck.^-
-^▽hhhhhhhhhhhh Okay s∇re I'll try.^-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE IS LITERALLY NO ONE THAHAT I LOVE MORE THAHAN MYSELF. CAN'T RELATE TO YOUR HEAVYHAHANDED MUTHAHAFUCKING PROJECTION FISH HOMIE. :oP
yeah i have no clue how that happened. blessed by popcorn fairy ig. thanks for sharing
i just think if u put me behind a dj table id do something really epic never test me on this tho
… Thank you for sharing, valued constituent. Might I suggest a visit to a local physician?
OOh shit yoor right! Markiplier did the same thing and it did woonders foor him ^u^
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wtf rude
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AwesomeeeeE.
Auuugfhhhhhggghhhhh!!!
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Casper Is My Favorite Lowblood, Please Don't Tell Him Or His Head Will Swell So Large It Will Explode And I'll Lose The Ability To Platonically Torture Him.
It did get to my head btw.
Sx... The Banshee!!! The Wxman xf the Fairy-Mxund A lady-fae with lxng streaming hair and a characteristic shriek... A shriek that wxuld denxte a death in a blxxdline... Interestingly enxugh I've fxund that the Banshee acts particularly in cxnnectixn tx specific ancestries!!! The few accxunts I have all xccurred xn the same landmass acrxss several generatixns between Trxlls that have very distinctly Western-Alternian surnames with the prefix 'Mc' xr 'Mac'... Suppxsedly thxse with the prefix actually descend frxm the xtherwxrldly xr faes!!! Wxahhh :000 Yxu knxw!!! I've always hated the rep Banshees get in mxdern media!!! They're always depicted as these ghastly malevxlent figures whxse keening will curse yxu... But it's just a spirit in lament... Thxugh I guess it just checks xut fxr pexple nxwadays tx just assume a spirit is malevxlent because it's a little unnerving >:((( I swear!!! It's an epidemic!!! Sx many innxcent spirits grxw malevxlent because the trxlls whx bear witness dxn't shxw kindness tx the xtherwxrldly... It dxesn't take much at all!!! Just give them time... They're here fxr a reasxn... ... Uhm... What was I typing abxut again??? X)))
Banshee pxst'll cxme up next!!! I prxmise!!! Wxrk's just been xn hiatus since I had tx mxve X)))
:33< i love grumblpurr :33< mewll nefur take meow alive! :33< *the mighty huntress puts on a jetpack and flys away*
Bake for me, cook for me, throw me at a car. Stab at me, explosion beam, throw me very far!
Thank fuck I thought I finally had comp3tition on thi2 2it3 for a 23c
pretty sky. very starry. somethinng to smile about.
is he a maaaan,...or is he a coo-kieeeee (is he a cookieee)
>([a wizard wit#out a beard is lowkey like a troll wit#out #orns like yea# its not impossible but you kinda assume somet#in #appened]
Xhhh!!! Right!!! Well I'm sure Sxleah understands!!! Even if I didn't initially XPPP
my beautiful wife lightning strikes thrice
The spxxky ghxst xf cxurse!!!
✿ this is fukked up guys i am a person too not just a celebrity u can call twinklebutt as u please
so xXx you Xx cross xXx posted xXx it xX so xXx more Xx of xX your xXx fans xX can Xx see xX it lovin xX it xX glurp
bro thinks hes in the backyardigans intro
<o> Contrar|ly, I d|d get a l|ttle chuckle out of th|s. (●ˇ∀ˇ●) <o>
much to thinnk about. am i am? or do i is? maybe. i donnt knnow. could i?
dOnT EvEr lEt lAnGuAgE KnOw yOuR NeXt mOvE!
its a good nnight to smile. https://files.catbox.moe/eqkv6b.pnng
Sick. On it as we speak.
That cxuld wxrk txx!!!
#beetleweek hope the embed works. hopefully. https://files.catbox.moe/ycsuqa.pnng
i hope everyone loves what i make / i don't feel a need to change my art to appease others / and i don't wanna come off as desperate for approval / i just want to make people happy with my art / i'm at peace with the fact that some people will hate me no matter what / but i still want to make something that brings joy to those who give it an honest shot
+honestly? #Hugeimprovement+#Addsstyle
that works. that is good. a good compromise. there is beauty inn the damaged.
hhnnmn, lm so happy yourw hwrw to savw us...
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One appreciates your words and that truer words have never been spoken before. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has recently been to a nice cafe. The Dark One enjoys the BLOODIEST of BERRIES in her latte. If anyone has any recipes and would like to assist the DARK ARMY in this venture, it would be much appreciated. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Of course she is. Cursed to remain trapped in this doll body.... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Ah yes. You love the Dark One's greatest ally? Minivi? Well I love her too. Gaze upon her custom make. Yes, the Dark One lovingly crafted her. Muahaha. MUAHAHAHA. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/110545305_VycI7owVe7Ejnr8.png Ʒ
a #truehobbler a frog once tried to amputate me, it didn't win but the effects were lasting on my ego ₍𝄐⁀̲𝄐₎ #fakehobbler
✐ᝰ Appropriation..... ᝰᝰ
be a proud hobbler in a world full of strutters...its tough going against the grain #hobblerlife #isthishowyouuseahashtag
I didn't even need a badge, I just wanted one.
1m try1n 2 play 1t 0ff c00l but g0g 1 d0nt kn0w h0w much l0ngr 1 can keep th1z up at th1z rate 1 a1nt ever gett1n that r1ng
Kind of scared
Got it all out of your system, sweetie? ❣︎
it is quite alright. i appreciate y☀u very much f☀r all☀wing me the privilege t☀ explain myself, dear friend. :w
Fun Fact: In Octob3r th3 mitochondria turn2 into th3 frightochondria and b3com32 th3 haunt3d hou23 of th3 c3ll
✐ᝰ Haha what the HELL is anyone even talking about with all theis egg nonsense? ᝰᝰ
♯mysteriouspotion in my ♯chalice
i love that everyone wants to be included in things even when they have nothing of value to say keep it up guys dont let that rejection sensitivity fomo shit win
Hello my friend, my administration is dedicated to administering the aid they deserve in these trying economic times. Please wait patiently for the reimbursement, the arsenal of democracy and the fight against fishism is costly, and we must all do our part.
#th1ckth1ghzs4v3l1v3z #nsfw
oh so when an magicaLL rabbit LLusus LLeaves chocoLLate eggs everywhere we ceLLebrate it as a hoLLiday but when i do it its "gLLasya why is there meLLted chocoLLate dripping from my heating vent" "gLLasya stop putting eggs in my shoes" "gLLasya how did you even get into my office it was LLocked" smh so ungratefuLL
if i ever make a fLLop post that wasnt me that was the cursed amuLLet taLLking #mycursedamuLLet
spongebob s?uarepants more l!ke spongebob s?uare pant!es (be<ause of woke) #woke
꩜That really is a shamE. I hope things are going well for you nonethelesS.꩜
xx_seeing_my_bra_peek_out_of_my_shirt_is_an_honor_and_a_privilege_xx
Jeff the Fucking duh.
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I was pushed down on the playground once. Does that count?
We're doing pokemon teams? All seedots, next question.
Are we about to kiss?????
I'm on my union mandated 45.
I Have Written A Song About The Woes Of Group Meowing In A Dog Eat Cat World, And Also My Friends The Horses And The Spidermoth Beast. I Will Not Be Sharing It With Any Of You.
Well As Long As Your Little Feet Can Make Satisfying Little Tap Tap Sounds Then By All Means
i jeff the believe in you
‡ you. you get it. ‡
loud3r for th3 p3opl3 in th3 back thiz fuckin thing iz onto zom3thing, n33d you n3po'd into th3 induztry ztat
if there was a creator god they are far from here and thats a good thing
that would be crazy and fucked up if the only reason we had a common social convention simply because our reality is formed in the thoughts of someone who doesnt go through our own experinces but still hates us for being alive so much so they recreate a concept we do not hate because of reconvened biases
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makes a ♯bunch of ♯h&signs & ♯mutters ♯incantations to myself
i say ♯shit like 'if my ♯memory ♯serves me' knowing ♯damnwell it serves ♯darkforces ♯lol