♡ worlds smartest dumb blonde ♡
@tabbycatsGin
im rolal kinda like j-lo but more famous lol 🍸😽🩷✨
...Is it a c⚣mm⚣n Eridan trait t⚣ fixate ⚣n feet?
maybe he thinks theyre cool bc he has flippers
What the fuck just hit the back of my head.
somebody shootin spitballs in da back of the classroom
idk kids r wild these days wiyh their tiktok n their 67 n their weird-ass metal spitballs
dancing is something you do alone in your hive at three in the light
full-length mirror is optional but helps
As much as I love drinking, I absolutely despise the taste of beer. If a drop of beer so much as grazes my taste buds my night is ruined. #substances
BASED
Meditated Atop My Oversized Rock In The Nude Under A Waterfall As The Waves Crashed Down On Me In Total Sublime Meditation To Utter The Following Enlightenment: Guns Are Yonic Because Of Hole
guns r intersex bc they have both a shaft and a hole
If You Are Mean To Me I Will Tell My Lusus, Who Will In Turn Paralyze And Eat You. #serene #violence #gore
is this like the troll version of "my dad works 4 microsoft n hes gonna ban u"
Slaps my big belly because im 20 years old and disabled
one of the sentences of all time
hey its rolal back w more BRITMPOSTING they say hyundai like da car hy un dai i was wonderin what it means 2 drive "high on dice" 4 like 2-3 sentences LOL 💀
| Enjoy The |nvolvement Of D|ce Here.
"h|gh On D|ce", That |s A Redeem|ng Aspect Of Your Statement. |t |nvokes The |dea Of D|ce Be|ng |nvolv|ng |n The Process Of Dr|v|ng, Wh|ch |n |tself Makes |t Closer To A Board Game. The Subl|me. Excellent Work M|ss Lalonde.
lol no i got that u liked it and u must like gambluing or sum but ig y do u like em so much
L|fe |s Bu|lt Upon Confl|ct. Battle. Only By Duel|ng Can You Understand The Mean|ng Of L|fe And The People Around You. And Board Games Are The Most Noble Of Venues To Battle.
oh well i thought u were just gonna smth abt owning a trill game shop but ur idea is probably better lol
fuckin busted
I / Am / In Love. #sigh #ilovemymatesprit
weird promouns but i support u!!
--- |there are aliens on troll internet! that explains the weird text colours I've been seeing!| _____
nah u cut me and it looks like u spilled pestobismol
okay i'm done with being busy for the day :)
me after doing literally one chore
one of my coworkers is named august so now were all getting assigned other months i really dont know which month i would even want? :/
june 2 make it confusing w egbert alts
[automatically Translated From Japanese] Feeling Pink Today!
