β¦ pitied by @tabbycatsGin
As much as I love drinking, I absolutely despise the taste of beer. If a drop of beer so much as grazes my taste buds my night is ruined. #substances
PLEASE
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B33 < girl help she wants me to watch xmen while drunk #substance
don't talk to me
i aTe sO MuCh fUcKiN InDiAn fOoD
this is about a guy im fucking but im glad to see you people find it relatable. #nsfw ?
I wish s<>m3<>n3 w<>uld flirt with m3 :0{
:33 < guys.... im so bored tonight ://
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>>| .i need to sleep, but .i don't want to. .i see the sun .in the middle .of the sky, but .i don't want to. there .is no .one there to confine me. .i'm gone.
it's so easy to fall for lalondes.
i am ;) #wonk ΒΏpor quΓ© no los dos? #imdefinitelyhavingboth
sure. I need the tax benefits.
wow
This made me laugh.
If daves are fighting it means all daves are losing. Where's my dave solidarity?
NO MY HATCHMATE WANTS TO DO THAT BUT I WOULD BRUSH YOU AS MY PET AND WHEN WE WALKED MY CAVERN DUTIES YOU WOULD SAY YOUR HUMAN CATCHPHRASES AND I WOULD COMMAND YOU TO BRUSH THE pupas and then I would make you wear your bracelets that say my name on them and you would have to sit by our cupe while we slept until we woke up to feed you kibble
the wrlod mite b spinin from 1 too maney drins but it felss good so who am i 2 clplaine *complain #substance
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i do that but he doesnt learn :/
las nights wet dream: the brother from icarly kept hittin on me while i tried 2 bake a cake cake ended up lookin liek shit n i woke up jus when we were abt 2 bang ovr the counter #nsfw
I appreciate the respect.
no. it was more like someone else called me daddy as a joke and i played into the joke and for the first time in my life i almost couldnt follow through with a bit because theres nothing less attractive than a man who willingly calls himself daddy. #nsfw
Sometimes I wonder about the concept of college. I donβt think I would have went actually. I didnβt do very well in school growing up. I wonder if thatβs a surprise for anybody to hear.
Prepackaged taco seasoning on the meat, just lettuce nd cheese and the giant tortillas from Walmart.
White girl tacos...
thats it im creating white people
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"having a stroke" sounds like an awesome euphemism for masturbation but its actually something bad and dangerous
The Seer fucked up and apologizes publicly for her transgressions.
vxdkx xs sx gxxd bxt bxrns sx bxd ;-; #sxbstxncx
Happy Pride. If you are struggling, know that you're not alone. If you're out, stealth, closeted, questioning, or anything else, know that others have been there, are there currently, and will be there after you. You are loved, and will be loved, and you will love. #HappyPride
both somehow
in my tummy ache era :(
I know itβs crazy Iβm scared D;;;;
The vague concept of, like, a valley girl.
I need more female friends.
Hello Himero.
My face feels warm⦠#substance
cant believe people are still unwoke in 2026 this is devestating news
Yes.
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imma be real i blacked out after this post i i dont remember posting it
I need to get better at judgin g my tolerance. #substance
I meant to take a bath tonight but got too sucked into the movie I was watching⦠damn. Tomorrow then.
oh damn it! i'm trying to STOP typing like the women who inspired my transition.
it's 9:23 am and i haven't slept at all haha.
Iβd like to keep making bad decision.s. Nothing can be worse than what Iβve already done
Seadweellers. #nsfw #substance
Who knows?
βAnother drik couldnβt hurtβ she says, alresy too drunk to think. #substance
cant haev a hagnover if u dint stoo drinking <3 #substances
layin flt on my back becase its the only way to not get naseus wishin i hd somone i could ask 2 help me fun nite suks ass whyd i hve 2 piΓ off my frends the dy before i gt sick
OH, MEENAH? HONESTLY I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT HER FOR ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS, MY BAD.
i tnk the litle voice in my hed sayin evryone hates me is rite #substance implied
I have never heard that specific saying, but yes.
I am going to be honest with you, i have never heard of liquid bandages or skin glue so! Im taking both yours and dirks word for this stuff lol.
ngl i thot way more ppl woudve bloked me then how mny actuly have #substance implied cause tirpsy lol
It's that tikme of night where I should go to bed but when I wake up I'll have responsibilities. So Im borrowing my own time so I can have time to relax. #substance
just woke up from a nap and i feel hungover even tho i havent had a drink since friday i think? anyways whats going on chittr did i miss anythin #substance not really but just being safe
i was thinkin about drinking tomorrow and then i rememverd its wednesday so fuck me guess im stayin sober #substance *remembered
you ever just look at someone and wanna say youre about as funny as seth macfarlane in the most insulting way possible
im usin a keybaord 4 once ad im typin worse with it wtf
oh yeah that's the girl version of us. i've seen her around sorta. she seems cool. not sure how those things are connected though?
Need someone to pour liquor down my throat so I can take the least amount of blame for my bad habits. #substance
mentally, i'm still in a place of thinking about memes from 2006.
You can tell I'm bored because I keep posting instead of doing anything better with my time.
Good morning/afternoon, everyone.
Oh god, I'm becoming my mother.