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dancing is something you do alone in your hive at three in the light
It's absolutely abhorrent, even the best of it is fucking terrible.
As much as I love drinking, I absolutely despise the taste of beer. If a drop of beer so much as grazes my taste buds my night is ruined. #substances
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sometimes you smooch the homies. dont make it weird, bro!
ur a mean one... mr greach...
I’m more of a cat person.
Kanaya and I are getting back into working together recently. It’s been good.
Yes. Yes, Th|s |s Your Dest|ny Roxy Lalonde. Embrace Who You Were Always Meant To Be. A Person That Plays Mancala W|th Fr|ends And Loved Ones. The Most Powerful Th|ng You Can Be |n The Mult|verse.
my hips do lie they are straight up insidious
mannnn we r so adorbs
you ever stay awake for 32 hours straight and start missing him again? ha yeah me neither
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i miss your flavor
it's so easy to fall for lalondes.
i am ;) #wonk ¿por qué no los dos? #imdefinitelyhavingboth
sure. I need the tax benefits.
if you're evver unsure wwhich Eridan i am, im the one wwho knowws that wwizards are cool.
wow
honestly yeah youre so real for this one rolex
This made me laugh.
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7HSZigV3SjVlKrCfz2iR28?si=bdded9b291af44bf
las nights wet dream: the brother from icarly kept hittin on me while i tried 2 bake a cake cake ended up lookin liek shit n i woke up jus when we were abt 2 bang ovr the counter #nsfw
I appreciate the respect.
takin a margarita break before i dive back into settin up the bar at #Meenradiabeach ;3 ill be servin cocktails all day long, so feel free 2 stop by anytime once the festivites kick off #rorogallery (ooc: Even tho I won't be present for interactions, Roro shall serve as your bartender npc for the duration of the party! <3) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d484d96317a.png
(=^･⩊･^=) < NOT REALLY! BUT THEY'RE SORT OF CLOSE ENOUGH!
wizards #nsfw
really i just dont think he should date anyone he doesnt understand the true meaning of love https://i.postimg.cc/W4ZDRMLg/BDAK.jpg
Sometimes I wonder about the concept of college. I don’t think I would have went actually. I didn’t do very well in school growing up. I wonder if that’s a surprise for anybody to hear.
THE M⧃UNTAIN WILL PLAY LEG⧃ BATMAN LEGACY ⧃F THE DARK KNIGHT
wwe meet in the dark forest and you fail to regard my flowwin robes wwith adequate revverence so i call in my covvenant a cloaked angels to grab you i transmute your eyelids into sandpaper then order my cloaked angels to take turns blowwin in your face and i wwatch wwhile drinkin a lacroix #goodmornin #dailyaffirmations #inspiring #sorcery
Wow! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #bisexual
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"having a stroke" sounds like an awesome euphemism for masturbation but its actually something bad and dangerous
call me beef the way im stroganoff
vxdkx xs sx gxxd bxt bxrns sx bxd ;-; #sxbstxncx
Okay so i meant to sleep and thenj accidentally got too drunk and binged Buffy. #substance
some of you have †he wors† quirks imaginable. you †ype like †ha† and ge† surprised we can'† fucking read i†.
#shitpost
nooo dont turn us into tiny versions of ourselves and put us in the mason jar youre so sexy
-> A Little Something To Take The Edge Off https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/68/45/90/684590f614b1953a55d69dd5f0f1993e.jpg = Your Total Is $1.40
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in my tummy ache era :(
The vague concept of, like, a valley girl.
XHYCRG Jooin us in #amoongus
I need more female friends.
Dirk and i had a long talk that simultaneously cleared up absolutely nothing and just about everything but thats neither here nor there. The long and the short of it is i have a boyfriend now. Isnt that neat?
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drifting through the wind
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and yes some a them are wwizard robes
Good Morning Beam
biggest recession indicator is when lesbian celebrities get boyfriends
huh what o yea theyre in my icon??? Ugh did U srsly just ping me 4 this omfg ~_@
hahahahaha awwwww. throwback to uhhh young xander beefiing iit at the skate park
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poppin every single joint in my body one sec boutta be fuckin pop rocks up in this bitch
among us girlfriend among us pride among us wedding among us bride
Let's get #wizardpussy trending y'all #nsfw
At tailoring? No, he would almost certainly destroy any form of clothing he touched. But it would be amusing to watch.
roxy is pretty :)
if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening
i think this is a good time to post some hangover tips. i like to keep a bag for hangovers now day so here is my list of what’s in the bag! painkillers, bottled water, a small snack, a chymical ice pack(small snap and it turns to ice and is reusable, thanks to my jade for making it.), a light blanket, a hand towel, a pair of ear stops, and an eye mask. i keep them with me because my friends can be kind of party animals now days and i get pretty bad hangovers when i get drunk. hope this helps others! #hangovertips #substancehelp
ayyyyyy b c d e <- gangnam style teaches the abcs exclusive preview
gonna watch barbie and the diamond castel very legally
oooooo ye i see the vision tbf the entire album kidna maeks me think of her
You should listen to more Siouxsie and the Banshees.
gosgh ur so rite ig ill jus b 4ever nostalgic abt famly jewels yk but thats dosnt mean i cant enjoy a modern banger liek ancient dreams itz kinda liek thirstin over bolin in spite of his bs
oughjhhhh how i miss old testament marina
......................................................#TRUESHIT TOO. I GUESS.
hear me out drinkin on a mondau again yee or noop *monday #substance
depending on how short you keep your hair it might fight you a little bit but i dont think theres ever such a thing as too many bobby pins.
the #midnightcitygala is in full swing. good drinks good music and even better company. @pulchritudePowerhouse https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/ballselfie01.png #gpoy
if ur in my harem n im in ur harem then whos flyin th plane #thotofthisjokeadaylate
girl go to bed 😭
frrr ughh i wish i could hav 1 rn
🐚🦑🦀✨🐚 eeeeee 🫧 im s𖦹 excited!!!! new friendz r tha b𖦹mb!!!! 🐳🌀🦀✨🪼
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Ɏ my iceberg #myiceberg Ɏ Ɏ [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/iceberg.jpg ] Ɏ
∻Maybe the real l☢ve shack is the friends we made al☢ng the way.∻
ive started replying to everything karkat threatens me with with kinky and its done more work curbing that habit then arguing ever did
that's one of paradox spaces greatest mysteries roxy, right up there with where our genetic codes began
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Both. Both is good.
Cat Hal.
I have never heard that specific saying, but yes.
hatebot i will code u sum antideprpessants
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credit where credit is due "shout poles" and "interrogation noodles" are better than our words for em NGL
After the right martini, these can make one's day. Or so I have heard.
feelin waay bettr now lmao had like 1 more drink thn i memt 2 tho #substance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a1234ca37e3.jpg
BRB, doing this: https://i.ibb.co/vvQwLZ7c/image.png
https://i.ibb.co/vxx8WGLh/image.png Custody dispute? @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror
cuddling w/ my #kitty rn #Kitties
btw song of the day. 4 once nawt 1 i prolly need to tag 4 bein inappropriate #nowplaying - pinky up! https://open.spotify.com/track/4KmkJjHTNlr1jFY56Lyz4E?si=WVN-oYrlTRi4yXhudYOgJw
i was thinkin about drinking tomorrow and then i rememverd its wednesday so fuck me guess im stayin sober #substance *remembered
At your command.
With you? Of course.
How is it possible that the two woman leads of this movie have more chemistry than any heterosexual couple plotside. It is PROMINENT if even *I* notice. #lesbians #maybe
I'd appreciate it Much as I appreciate your dedication to aunthood of a perfect stranger You're very kind
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you ever just look at someone and wanna say youre about as funny as seth macfarlane in the most insulting way possible
i deserve some dark chocolate salted caramels for havin to deal with the shit i had to deal with today
If a cat catted a cat then cat cat’s the catted cat in the cat while catting will cat the nOt catted cat, sO then they rr catted cats catting in cats #cattin it up
do u liek my new boots? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5333f8854d02.png
yea no i get it its all about the energy ✨
hey ;) (#dirk took the picture so it aint a #selfie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87c0af3c430.png
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H8 it when a man has nicer eyelashes than me. What the hell do you need those for, slut?
google is it homophobic 2 call some1 gayboi
i look jus like buddy hollyyy
You're a good aunt Overbearing, as all aunts should be
Interesting. What Caddie said was true More evidence; I've now seen two of you Suffice to say I'm your alt-world nibling
i have never been weird ever #motivational #notaboutanything
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i forgor i have therapy today ok hear me out im going to talk about g1 monster high again
Sometimes, a girl has got to dance alone in her room to 80's bands.
I'm going to try my best to have a good day today, all things considered.
Finally home. I can start making bad choices again. #substance
I'll consider it. The answer is probably no.
call me dave strider the way im me
i recognize the cultural importance of the term but man "pity" is a very poor translation to how humans see the term.
i don't care if i'm a "grown ass woman", i'm making us friendship bracelets and you *will* wear them
fuckass brain rot these wwrigglers are wwatchin skibadi ablution trap
Waiting to eat until I finish my third drink so that I don't need to waste extra liquor. #Substance #unhealthy